Questions on Australia

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

A talking Australian clock


Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk man led the way to his bedroom where there was a big gong hanging on the wall.
'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.
'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he drunkenly replied.
'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'
'Yup.'
'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.
'Just watch' he said.
He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash and stepped back.
His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.
Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed, 'For f**k's sake, you stupid bas*ard. It's ten past three in the fuc***g morning!'

Surprised that he was still alive after doing it that often!

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Yes, Wear it on Christmas, or as it is known "down under" Bon Scott Day. This national holiday is mainly focused around heavy drinking. In the Mideval days (before 1980), Aussies used to sacrifice a pommey to Bon Scott (similar to an Aztec sacrifice), but in modern times, they usually just sacrifice a kiwi cricketer.