WTF are YOU doing? (Stunning Senior Moment)

MothBalls · 11-02-08, 11:42 AM

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars , computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer.

The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are YOU doing for the next generation ?'

The applause was resounding...

I love senior citizens

Jimbuna · 11-02-08, 12:07 PM

LOL

kurtz · 11-02-08, 02:57 PM

Filed for future use

Falkirion · 11-02-08, 05:44 PM

:rotfl:Man I've heard of senior moments but thats one of the greatest comebacks I've ever seen.

Hylander_1314 · 11-03-08, 12:13 AM

Way to go there Gramps! I like the wisdom that, or lack of, that is pointed out in this one.

1480 · 11-03-08, 12:25 AM

Thats wonderful.....

TarJak · 11-03-08, 12:32 AM

Hats off.

So WTF are we doing for the next generation?

McBeck · 11-03-08, 08:50 AM

Hahahahaha!!

Dowly · 11-03-08, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

So WTF are we doing for the next generation?

We're taking a break, let them do the hardwork, why should WE invent everything for them. Duh..

StdDev · 11-03-08, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

So WTF are we doing for the next generation?

We're taking a break, let them do the hardwork, why should WE invent everything for them. Duh..

Right!!! what have the future generations ever done for us!?

Morts · 11-03-08, 09:12 AM

talk about getting owned:rotfl: :rotfl:

Syxx_Killer · 11-03-08, 09:16 AM

Hahaha! That was great!

Jimbuna · 11-03-08, 09:48 AM

Two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain. One of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cigarette so it doesn't get wet.

"Ooh, what's that, Betty?" the other asks.

"It's called a condom, they sell them at the chemist's dear," she answers.

So the other goes to the chemist's and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth, the young oik behind the counter smirks and asks, "so what would you like, a ribbed one, a French tickler, flavoured?"

"Oh, I don't mind, dear, as long as it fits a Camel."

Hylander_1314 · 11-03-08, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain. One of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cigarette so it doesn't get wet.

"Ooh, what's that, Betty?" the other asks.

"It's called a condom, they sell them at the chemist's dear," she answers.

So the other goes to the chemist's and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth, the young oik behind the counter smirks and asks, "so what would you like, a ribbed one, a French tickler, flavoured?"

"Oh, I don't mind, dear, as long as it fits a Camel."

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The look on the clerks face would be classic!

MothBalls · 11-04-08, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

So WTF are we doing for the next generation?

We're taking a break, let them do the hardwork, why should WE invent everything for them. Duh..

Because..... if someone doesn't invent renewable energy technologies, environmentally safe manufacturing methods, more efficient ways to grow food and purify water, discover cures for avian flu and the like, the next generation might not have a decent place to live.

You guys need to get busy. It isn't just for the next generation. Before I die I want my own personal holodeck.

11-02-08, 11:42 AM	#1
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	WTF are YOU doing? (Stunning Senior Moment) A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars , computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer. The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are YOU doing for the next generation ?' The applause was resounding... I love senior citizens

11-02-08, 12:07 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Filed for future use __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

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Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	Way to go there Gramps! I like the wisdom that, or lack of, that is pointed out in this one. __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------

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1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Thats wonderful..... __________________

11-02-08, 05:44 PM	#4
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:Man I've heard of senior moments but thats one of the greatest comebacks I've ever seen.

11-03-08, 12:32 AM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Hats off. So WTF are we doing for the next generation?

11-03-08, 08:50 AM	#8
McBeck Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,027 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	Hahahahaha!! __________________ "I like subcommanders...they dont have time for bull**!" Proud member of the Subsim army of zombies Becks website

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Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	talk about getting owned:rotfl: :rotfl:

11-03-08, 09:16 AM	#12
Syxx_Killer Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 2,387 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Hahaha! That was great!

11-03-08, 09:48 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Two old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain. One of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cigarette so it doesn't get wet. "Ooh, what's that, Betty?" the other asks. "It's called a condom, they sell them at the chemist's dear," she answers. So the other goes to the chemist's and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth, the young oik behind the counter smirks and asks, "so what would you like, a ribbed one, a French tickler, flavoured?" "Oh, I don't mind, dear, as long as it fits a Camel." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!