2008 DNC itinerary

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

HRC:rotfl: What's she up to these days?:hmm:

Pursuing her never-ending struggle to do what's best for you, whether you like it or not.

[mookiemookie]

Republican Convention Schedule
Minneapolis, MN
4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling Islamic Terrorism
7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
7:30 PM - Restroom Break
7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education – Sarah Palin
8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"
8:30 PM - Tribute to a "Nation of Whiners" – McCain Economic Adviser Phil Gramm
8:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
9:00 PM - Group Sing–Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
9:15 PM - Mitt Romney Endorsement of Jockey Underwear
9:30 PM - Joke Interlude: McCain Tells the One About the Lawyer and the Catfish
9:45 PM - Rallying Call to "Drill Here, Drill Now," Followed by Unveiling of an Oil Rig on Speaker's Platform
10:00 PM - Halliburton Seminar: Profiting from the Next 100 Years of War in Iraq
10:15 PM - Parade of Alaskan Delegates Across Glitter-Encrusted Bridge to Nowhere, led by Sarah Palin
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Shattering of Glass Ceiling with Shotgun Blast Fired by Palin
11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get Off My Lawns"
11:30 PM - Closing Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
12:00 AM - Rapture and Farewell to Bush and Cheney

[Frame57]

Not bad! How about the Bush admin announcing his gay love affair with Vincente Fox.

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Frame57

Not bad! How about the Bush admin announcing his gay love affair with Vincente Fox.

The RNC schedule looks actually entertaining! Even if you don't like it, at least its not filled with scam artists and murderers (Ted K... cough cough... ahem).

-S

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Enigma

Ok Mr 10,500 posts.

That is spamming! Get it right already!

Hack.

Hey - at least I have a skill that is useful! :p

-S

[Enigma]

8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"

That's hilarious:rotfl:

[Frame57]

I agree. i have have to have my nephew the computer whiz teach me how to post articles. I screw it up most of the time. I have wanted to post articles done by scientist who have proposed global warming is a natural deal. Most of these are on Savages web site. Savage himself is highly educated, even though he is eccentric the dude is right on most of the time. Subman if you want a funny polital satire book. You have to get the "Political Zoo". It will keep you in stiches...

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Frame57

... Subman if you want a funny polital satire book. You have to get the "Political Zoo". It will keep you in stiches...

I take it you mean this one:



I'm getting almost as much entertainment from watching the real thing!

-S

[Enigma]

Savage himself is highly educated, even though he is eccentric the dude is right on most of the time.

:rotfl:

Well, that explains alot.

Savage: The guy who thinks Autism is a nation wide scam. Yeah, he's a real sharp one, that guy.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

The RNC schedule looks actually entertaining! Even if you don't like it, at least its not filled with scam artists and murderers (Ted K... cough cough... ahem).

-S

It did, Laura Bush was there.

[Tchocky]

[baggygreen]

Originally Posted by Tchocky

It doesn't make him an apostate, can't remember where I read it, I'll dig it up later. There's a much-criticised NYT op-ed that makes the opposite claim, mind.

That'd be nice if you could dig it up mate, I thought i had islam pretty much as well understood as i could, but if he's not an apostate for changing religions i'd love to read about it! genuine, not sarcastic, in case that got lost in the interwebs..

[Tchocky]

Originally Posted by baggygreen

That'd be nice if you could dig it up mate, I thought i had islam pretty much as well understood as i could, but if he's not an apostate for changing religions i'd love to read about it! genuine, not sarcastic, in case that got lost in the interwebs..

Got it.

Original article - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/12/op...on&oref=slogin

NYT Correction Column - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/01/op...gin&oref=login

Did Luttwak cross the line from fair argument to falsehood? Did Times editors fail to adequately check his facts before publishing his article? Did The Times owe readers a contrasting point of view?

I interviewed five Islamic scholars, at five American universities, recommended by a variety of sources as experts in the field. All of them said that Luttwak’s interpretation of Islamic law was wrong.

[baggygreen]

Interesting reads, thanks!

I do have to wonder though, would we be getting different responses if the scholars that he interviewed were from different parts of the world, ie ones that weren't seemingly well adjusted to the western way of life..

fun to ponder