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Old 08-15-08, 10:43 AM   #196
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Hey Dad? What happens when you run out of quarters?
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Old 08-15-08, 10:46 AM   #197
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The Devil's son's grandson's greatgrandson's Playground...
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Old 08-15-08, 10:49 AM   #198
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I told you we were supposed to mount the JATO pack on the REAR of the airplane not mount it FACING THE REAR of the airplane!
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Old 08-15-08, 01:53 PM   #199
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Are you sure you've flown one of these before!!
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Old 08-15-08, 02:18 PM   #200
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Camouflage. Lesson four: What not to do if you want to go unnoticed.
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Uh pilot, "keep the nose down" is something we do on final approach but generally we stop doing that after touchdown.
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Obama said what?
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Old 08-17-08, 12:02 AM   #204
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I think I just broke my hip... or fractured the right side of my pelvis. It's hard to tell anymore.
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Old 08-17-08, 02:11 AM   #206
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Mum! I dropped your wedding ring!
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Old 08-17-08, 02:33 AM   #207
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TELL THE CHIEF... FLOOD WATERS ARE RISING QUICKLY IN ENGINE ROOM!!
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Old 08-17-08, 07:20 AM   #208
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Bernard, who told you to crack the hatch? Get below and that's an order!
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Old 08-17-08, 08:34 AM   #209
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I knew hat's been bothering me....I've forgotten to pull my zipper up.
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Old 08-17-08, 08:35 AM   #210
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Honest mom I'll behave from now on....don't let the sh!t eating monster get me.
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