Flyboy Goes to Heaven

SUBMAN1 · 08-08-08, 12:15 AM

An air force officer arrives in heaven. St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of admittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two Seabees harassing a young girl at the bar, so being a gentleman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this Seabee to stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly!

bookworm_020 · 08-08-08, 01:47 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Love it!

Jimbuna · 08-08-08, 03:38 AM

What did the kamikaze pilot say to his students?

Watch closely - I'm only going to show you once!

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If a male pilot works in a cock pit, where does a female pilot work?

Don't be stupid, women can't fly planes!

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Paddy is serving on an anti-aircraft battery in the Pacific in WW2 when he sees a Japanese plane flying towards him with the pilot waving a sword in the air screaming "Banzai! Banzai! Kamikaze!"

Paddy turns to his mate and says "Stupid tw*t will kill himself flying like that."

Platapus · 08-08-08, 04:42 AM

What are the three toughest years in the life of an Air Force Fighter pilot's life?

Fifth grade.

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How many Air Force Academy Graduate Fighter Pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. He simply grabs ahold of it and the whole damn Air Force revolves around him.

08-08-08, 12:15 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Flyboy Goes to Heaven An air force officer arrives in heaven. St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of admittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two Seabees harassing a young girl at the bar, so being a gentleman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this Seabee to stand down. St Peter said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the pilot did this great act. The pilot replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly! __________________

08-08-08, 01:47 AM	#2
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Love it! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

08-08-08, 03:38 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the kamikaze pilot say to his students? Watch closely - I'm only going to show you once! ----------------------------------------------------------------- If a male pilot works in a cock pit, where does a female pilot work? Don't be stupid, women can't fly planes! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Paddy is serving on an anti-aircraft battery in the Pacific in WW2 when he sees a Japanese plane flying towards him with the pilot waving a sword in the air screaming "Banzai! Banzai! Kamikaze!" Paddy turns to his mate and says "Stupid twt will kill himself flying like that." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.* Oh my God, not again!!

08-08-08, 04:42 AM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What are the three toughest years in the life of an Air Force Fighter pilot's life? Fifth grade. **** How many Air Force Academy Graduate Fighter Pilots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. He simply grabs ahold of it and the whole damn Air Force revolves around him. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.