New Zealand Birth rate falls!

bookworm_020 · 08-07-08, 11:56 PM

Baa!

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...-12377,00.html

Jimbuna · 08-08-08, 03:49 AM

Looks like the sheep have eventually cottoned on to what the sound of a zipper being pulled means :p

Platapus · 08-08-08, 04:59 AM

I don't see any problem with this. A union, as decreed by god, should be between one sheep and one Kiwi. I think such relationships should be based on a mutual commitment.

I think this whole polyamorous open relationship stuff has gone far enough. It is starting to affect the morals of society.

Let's go back to the old traditions of one man one sheep.

You know what they say: "Nutton beats mutton"

Jimbuna · 08-08-08, 06:19 AM

kiwi_2005 · 08-08-08, 07:56 AM

:rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 08-08-08, 09:28 AM

Bith rate?:hmm:

Raptor1 · 08-08-08, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter

Bith rate?:hmm:

STEED · 08-09-08, 07:47 AM

Well who here is going to fly out there scoring around the clock to prop up the numbers?

Jimbuna · 08-09-08, 08:42 AM

I'll give it a go....if no-one tells the wife :p

bookworm_020 · 08-10-08, 07:49 PM

Time to re introduce velcro gloves to New Zealand men!

Or maybe they have turned there fancies to goats???:hmm:

Foxtrot · 08-11-08, 01:19 AM

mmmuuaaahhhhaaaa...I am going there to impregnent women. So keep your wives, sisters, mothers, daughters and sheeps at home

08-07-08, 11:56 PM	#1
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	New Zealand Birth rate falls! Baa! http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...-12377,00.html __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired" Last edited by bookworm_020; 08-08-08 at 01:48 AM.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looks like the sheep have eventually cottoned on to what the sound of a zipper being pulled means :p __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-08-08, 04:59 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,369 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I don't see any problem with this. A union, as decreed by god, should be between one sheep and one Kiwi. I think such relationships should be based on a mutual commitment. I think this whole polyamorous open relationship stuff has gone far enough. It is starting to affect the morals of society. Let's go back to the old traditions of one man one sheep. You know what they say: "Nutton beats mutton" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-08-08, 06:19 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	:rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Bith rate?:hmm:

08-09-08, 07:47 AM	#8
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well who here is going to fly out there scoring around the clock to prop up the numbers? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-09-08, 08:42 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'll give it a go....if no-one tells the wife :p __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-10-08, 07:49 PM	#10
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Time to re introduce velcro gloves to New Zealand men! Or maybe they have turned there fancies to goats???:hmm: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

08-11-08, 01:19 AM	#11
Foxtrot Ensign Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 231 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	mmmuuaaahhhhaaaa...I am going there to impregnent women. So keep your wives, sisters, mothers, daughters and sheeps at home __________________ And when the plane got down to, 'The plane is 10 miles out,' the young man also said to the vice president, 'Do the orders still stand?' And the vice president turned and whipped his neck around and said, 'Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?' Well, at the time I didn't know what all that meant.