The most dangerous things ever said in the Air Force!

SUBMAN1 · 07-24-08, 11:28 AM

"Pilots without Maintainers are just pedestrians with a nice leather jacket and cool sunglasses"

The Most Dangerous Things Ever Said in the AF

An Airman saying "I learned this in Basic Training..."
A Staff Sergeant saying "Trust me, sir..."
A 2nd Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience..."
A Colonel saying "I was just thinking..."
A Senior Master Sergeant saying "Watch this sh!#..."

UnderseaLcpl · 07-24-08, 07:01 PM

[quote=SUBMAN1]
A 2nd Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience..."
A Colonel saying "I was just thinking..."
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I have seen that happen and it is not pretty.

FIREWALL · 07-24-08, 07:25 PM

The reasoning behind there being A 1st Lt. and a 2nd Lt.

TWO Chances to Maybe get it Right. :p

nikimcbee · 07-24-08, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

The reasoning behind there being A 1st Lt. and a 2nd Lt.

TWO Chances to Maybe get it Right. :p

That kinda sounds like a Finnish drinking game.

Platapus · 07-25-08, 05:42 AM

What's the difference between an Airman (E-2) and a Second Lt (0-1)?

The Airman has been promoted.

<rimshot>

CptSimFreak · 07-25-08, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

What's the difference between an Airman (E-2) and a Second Lt (0-1)?

The Airman has been promoted.

<rimshot>

1000K difference in pay-check....:rotfl:

Jimbuna · 07-26-08, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

The reasoning behind there being A 1st Lt. and a 2nd Lt.

TWO Chances to Maybe get it Right. :p

Nice one

bookworm_020 · 07-27-08, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

What's the difference between an Airman (E-2) and a Second Lt (0-1)?

The Airman has been promoted.

<rimshot>

Ones been promoted, the other still has L plates?:hmm:

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	[quote=SUBMAN1] A 2nd Lieutenant saying "Based on my experience..." A Colonel saying "I was just thinking..." quote] I have seen that happen and it is not pretty. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	The reasoning behind there being A 1st Lt. and a 2nd Lt. TWO Chances to Maybe get it Right. :p __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

07-25-08, 05:42 AM	#5
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What's the difference between an Airman (E-2) and a Second Lt (0-1)? The Airman has been promoted. <rimshot> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.