Hey I got new scam mail today

[FIREWALL]

STEED Look at the bright side of this.

They didn't tell you that you were The Next "QUEEN" of England :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

STEED Look at the bright side of this.

They didn't tell you that you were The Next "QUEEN" of England :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Steed will go the HULK if they tell him he was the Next ''TONY BLAIR''

HunterICX

[XabbaRus]

One could make a good comedy film based around these scams....

Actually that has given me an idea....

Guy, starts playing around with the scammers, things move on and he meets up with them as part of his fun, ends up bad people involced, MI6 too for good measure.
Lots of running around, a few hot women, gets the money and the girls...

Originally Posted by StdDev

Two in a row yesterday!!!


Contact Person: Peter Odum
Email: peter_odum@yahoo.ca
Telephone number: + 234 – 8074 6727 59

Of course, 234 is the country code of Nigeria.

[Blacklight]

Quote:
Originally Posted by StdDev
Two in a row yesterday!!!


Contact Person: Peter Odum
Email: peter_odum@yahoo.ca
Telephone number: + 234 – 8074 6727 59





Of course, 234 is the country code of Nigeria.

That doesn't mean anything. That's the branch of the Japanese Lottery Commission that happens to be stationed in Nigeria.

[STEED]

I rec'd what I can only call a reverse scam from the President of Africa who is taking legal action against me for the theft of $500,000,000 of diamonds from his country.

I have rec'd follow up which is demeaning the sum of $850,974,000 and I my 24 hours to pay up has elapsed and they have been in contact with the President of France? Well they have now confused me.

I was going to post them here but I deleted the lot, that is to say along with the 15 others I rec'd.

Originally Posted by STEED

I rec'd what I can only call a reverse scam from the President of Africa who is taking legal action against me for the theft of $500,000,000 of diamonds from his country.

I have rec'd follow up which is demeaning the sum of $850,974,000 and I my 24 hours to pay up has elapsed and they have been in contact with the President of France? Well they have now confused me.

That's a new one. When are you going to share all those diamonds?
BTW, what do they think the President of France will do after he surrenders?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Zayphod

That's a new one. When are you going to share all those diamonds?
BTW, what do they think the President of France will do after he surrenders?

What diamonds? And who is this President of Africa?

And what has the President of France got to do with this? I suspect after he surrenders probably surrender again just for good measure.

[AVGWarhawk]

Here is one I got today:

My Dear Friend,

I write you this email knowing that it will touch your
heart to help
me.i am a young lady of 32 years of age, fairly
educated.i got
married to the high chief of our kingdom in swedru in
the central region
of Ivory Coast in Africa .the high chief needed an
educated woman to be
married to him to help in official functions.this is
because there
are very few educated girls in my village so my
parents prevailed on me
into the marriage 3years ago.but i was not circumcised
at the time and
it was agreed that i will not be foreced into
this.this was why i
agreed.

but since october 2005 the high chief has said i must
undergo
circumcission or my childred in future will not be
eligible to succeed
him.i have refused this circumcission or genital
mutilation practise to be
done on me and because of this my husband,the high
chief and the
whole royal family want to divorce me and outracise
me.i feel really
let down and in pains.

even my parents refuse to support me and i am so
lonely now but i
like to leave the country and luckily because of the
war in my
country two years ago the high chief made some deposit
of a trunk box
containing 3.5million U.S. dollars in Ghana,a
neighbouring country.i was with
the high chief in that trip and during the transaction
in the
security company,the papers
where made in my name.i will like for you to assist me
to leave my
country together with my taking the trunk box.write to
me so i will show
you the documents and discuss how it will be done.i
wait
you,please.please do this for me as a charity but i
will give you 30%
of the 3.5M US$,please !I wait !

Princess Margarette Kobe

[fredbass]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

please.please do this for me as a charity but i
will give you 30%
of the 3.5M US$,please !I wait !

Princess Margarette Kobe

Write back explaining to them that 30 percent isn't fair. I'm sure they'll raise it. Then do it again and again until they say you can have it all.

[HunterICX]

whats the chance that a princess emails a person on the other side of the globe :rotfl: nice one Warhawk

HunterICX

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by fredbass

Write back explaining to them that 30 percent isn't fair. I'm sure they'll raise it. Then do it again and again until they say you can have it all.

That would be funny. Tell the nice princess that I will do this for no less then 99.9%. That is my standard take