Making your better halves happy - Page 2

sunvalleyslim · 02-16-08, 08:36 PM

only in your dreams Kapt. Phillips.....only in our dreams..........

Monica Lewinsky · 02-16-08, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

What do you guys do, to cheer your women up?

Kick them in the region of the Fatty Tissue, that wakes them up [especially addressing the things in a pair that now sags that never did before] - then they see the light.

They usually join Weight Watchers as the next step of STEP ONE of 12.

JSLTIGER · 02-16-08, 09:18 PM

You could always try to cheer her up with flowers...unless you already did that for this week...like you were supposed to... (Valentine's Day and all)...

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-16-08, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JSLTIGER

You could always try to cheer her up with flowers...unless you already did that for this week...like you were supposed to... (Valentine's Day and all)...

That's like, women 101.

You know what she said the day after

"Women dont give guys gifts, its weird"

:rotfl:

Monica Lewinsky · 02-16-08, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JSLTIGER

You could always try to cheer her up with flowers

never, ever allow that to happen. If you do, kiss Mr. Dingle Dong Good-Bye.

Ding DONG.

bookworm_020 · 02-17-08, 05:08 PM

Well most of my regular suggestions have already be mentioned (flowers) or distances stops them from being done (backscatches, walks, taking her out to see something she's intrested in). Regular contact by phone and email ( A video of yourself doing something romatic or funny (or both) would go down well) A letter or two would get even greater effect!

Good luck with it all!

Hakahura · 02-17-08, 05:28 PM

Hi KP

Speaking as someone who spends half his life overseas away from his family...

Phone calls at unexpected times are the answer...

Example...
Your in the USA and she's in the UK, call her at 9am UK time.

She's all... "Isn't it the middle of the night where you are?"
Your all... "Couldn't sleep, thinking of you babe"

Just set your alarm clock, make the call then go back to sleep.

Tried and Tested!

Just adjust for whichever way round the 2 of you are with timezones.

Oberon · 02-18-08, 01:33 AM

Just be there for her Kapt, and tell her that we're all thinking of our Ubootewaffe Engel.

Foxtrot · 02-18-08, 01:41 AM

if she comes to you with a problem:
Don't ever try to fix her...Just shut up and listen to her

(I know it sounds stupid because we (men) prefer to fix the problem. But you know...women world works a little different

)

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-18-08, 05:09 AM

I'm suprised STEED hasnt jumped in here yet with "Give her a good spanking, KP!"

:rotfl:

Oberon · 02-18-08, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

I'm suprised STEED hasnt jumped in here yet with "Give her a good spanking, KP!"

:rotfl:

Naaah, he'd have blamed Frau Phillips illness on Gordo and his EU cronies

Jimbuna · 02-18-08, 01:37 PM

Ring her, tell her how special she is, how much your missing her and the fact she's always at the forefront of your thoughts........Then tell her you love her.

02-16-08, 08:36 PM	#16
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	only in your dreams Kapt. Phillips.....only in our dreams.......... __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

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JSLTIGER The Old Man Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Parkland, FL, USA Posts: 1,437 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	You could always try to cheer her up with flowers...unless you already did that for this week...like you were supposed to... (Valentine's Day and all)... __________________ Thor: Intel Core i7 4770K\|ASUS Z87Pro\|32GB DDR3 RAM\|11GB EVGA GeForce RTX 2080Ti Black\|256GB Crucial M4 SSD+2TB WD HDD\|4X LG BD-RE\|32" Acer Predator Z321QU 165Hz G-Sync (2540x1440)\|Logitech Z-323 2.1 Sound\|Win 10 Pro Explorer (MSI GL63 8RE-629 Laptop): Intel Core i7 8750H\|16GB DDR4 RAM\|6GB GeForce GTX 1060\|128GB SSD+1TB HDD\|15.6" Widescreen (1920x1080)\|Logitech R-20 2.1 Sound\|Win 10 Home

02-17-08, 05:08 PM	#21
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Well most of my regular suggestions have already be mentioned (flowers) or distances stops them from being done (backscatches, walks, taking her out to see something she's intrested in). Regular contact by phone and email ( A video of yourself doing something romatic or funny (or both) would go down well) A letter or two would get even greater effect! Good luck with it all! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

02-17-08, 05:28 PM	#22
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hi KP Speaking as someone who spends half his life overseas away from his family... Phone calls at unexpected times are the answer... Example... Your in the USA and she's in the UK, call her at 9am UK time. She's all... "Isn't it the middle of the night where you are?" Your all... "Couldn't sleep, thinking of you babe" Just set your alarm clock, make the call then go back to sleep. Tried and Tested! Just adjust for whichever way round the 2 of you are with timezones. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

02-18-08, 05:09 AM	#25
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	I'm suprised STEED hasnt jumped in here yet with "Give her a good spanking, KP!" :rotfl: __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-18-08, 01:33 AM	#23
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Just be there for her Kapt, and tell her that we're all thinking of our Ubootewaffe Engel.

02-18-08, 01:41 AM	#24
Foxtrot Ensign Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 231 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	if she comes to you with a problem: Don't ever try to fix her...Just shut up and listen to her (I know it sounds stupid because we (men) prefer to fix the problem. But you know...women world works a little different )

02-18-08, 01:37 PM	#27
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,059 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ring her, tell her how special she is, how much your missing her and the fact she's always at the forefront of your thoughts........Then tell her you love her. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!