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Old 01-16-08, 11:47 AM   #1
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Default Man shoots self in groin during robbery

Almost a Darwin award recipient!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22681900/

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Old 01-16-08, 12:26 PM   #2
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Gentlemen we have the technology we can rebuild him.

The Six Million Dollar Todger.
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Old 01-16-08, 12:28 PM   #3
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Gentlemen we have the technology we can rebuild him.

The Six Million Dollar Todger.
Who says the military-industrial complex is a bad thing!
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Old 01-16-08, 12:38 PM   #4
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Lucky on two levels: Firstly, the robbery was foiled, and secondly, the guy cant reproduce!

Score one for guns!
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Old 01-16-08, 02:35 PM   #5
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Lucky on two levels: Firstly, the robbery was foiled, and secondly, the guy cant reproduce!



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A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.
What I want to know is... HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN MAKE IT HOME !?!!

I would have been curled up in a ball wimpering in the store waiting for the police to come get me !!!!
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Balls of steel, I guess.
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Balls of steel, I guess.
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A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.
What I want to know is... HOW THE HELL DID HE EVEN MAKE IT HOME !?!!

I would have been curled up in a ball wimpering in the store waiting for the police to come get me !!!!
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Old 01-16-08, 04:43 PM   #10
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Lucky on two levels: Firstly, the robbery was foiled, and secondly, the guy cant reproduce!

Score one for guns!
Technically it's score TWO for guns!
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Old 01-16-08, 04:48 PM   #11
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It sisn't say if he's already fathered any offspring, a scary thought I must admit. The fact that he's down one testicle, may mean he's still has a chance to extend his gene pool yet!
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sadly the guy still has one testicle left.
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Technically it's score TWO for guns!
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A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.
Better make it score one-and-a-half for guns.
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