Niki McBee needs a lawyer!

nikimcbee · 09-28-07, 07:47 PM

The crime scene:

I am innocent of this crime! I did not shread this paper towel roll.

nikimcbee · 09-28-07, 07:49 PM

The guilty:
the Devil dog!

Notice the body of a care bear!

SUBMAN1 · 09-28-07, 07:53 PM

I will keep my opinions on such an animal to myself lest I upset....

-S

bradclark1 · 09-28-07, 07:59 PM

Whats the moral of this crime?
Always make sure a Boston has multiple toys to keep him occupied.

Camaero · 09-28-07, 09:02 PM

Whats the motive?

Onkel Neal · 09-29-07, 01:27 AM

Don't let Michael Vick hear about this.

HunterICX · 09-29-07, 03:23 AM

I can recall my garden looked liked that one morning

our german shepard jumped over the fence who actually supposed to keep him upstairs. and he went right to the box with plastic bottles and cardboard stuff...
woke up, went to throw away a bottle...

..........

looked up to the fence, he seem to have climb back to his place..but his ears going down when I gave him the look said enough

that son of a b....

sunvalleyslim · 09-29-07, 04:48 AM

Paper towels............What paper towels......

Who me................the cat did it........

Skybird · 09-29-07, 04:55 AM

Hope I never meet that little devil alone, in darkness.

Kapitan_Phillips · 09-29-07, 05:12 AM

Alas, another innocent convienience item bites the dust. That roll had years of liquid suckerupage left in it, and it was ripped up in its prime

SteveW1 · 09-29-07, 05:26 AM

Nice looking Boston, got a French Bulldog myself and shes a terror if she gets going

STEED · 09-29-07, 07:44 AM

If it goes to court I will defend you, any reason to get out of this PC country.

Jimbuna · 09-29-07, 11:53 AM

Honest mister...it wasn't me....it was a big dog....and he ran away

Onkel Neal · 09-29-07, 11:56 AM

Now, your son just needs to claim that as his homework and the package is complete.

August · 09-29-07, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Honest mister...it wasn't me....it was a big dog....and he ran away

Hey remember the Polaroid commercial where the dog gets blamed for knocking over the trash?

09-28-07, 07:47 PM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Niki McBee needs a lawyer! The crime scene: I am innocent of this crime! I did not shread this paper towel roll. __________________

09-28-07, 07:49 PM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The guilty: the Devil dog! Notice the body of a care bear! __________________

09-28-07, 07:53 PM	#3
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I will keep my opinions on such an animal to myself lest I upset.... -S __________________

09-28-07, 09:02 PM	#5
Camaero The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA, Massachusetts Posts: 1,477 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Whats the motive? __________________

09-29-07, 01:27 AM	#6
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Don't let Michael Vick hear about this. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

09-28-07, 07:59 PM	#4
bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Whats the moral of this crime? Always make sure a Boston has multiple toys to keep him occupied.

09-29-07, 03:23 AM	#7
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I can recall my garden looked liked that one morning our german shepard jumped over the fence who actually supposed to keep him upstairs. and he went right to the box with plastic bottles and cardboard stuff... woke up, went to throw away a bottle... .......... looked up to the fence, he seem to have climb back to his place..but his ears going down when I gave him the look said enough that son of a b.... __________________

09-29-07, 04:48 AM	#8
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	Paper towels............What paper towels...... Who me................the cat did it........ __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)

09-29-07, 04:55 AM	#9
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,620 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Hope I never meet that little devil alone, in darkness. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

09-29-07, 05:12 AM	#10
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Alas, another innocent convienience item bites the dust. That roll had years of liquid suckerupage left in it, and it was ripped up in its prime __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

09-29-07, 05:26 AM	#11
SteveW1 Watch Officer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 331 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	Nice looking Boston, got a French Bulldog myself and shes a terror if she gets going __________________

09-29-07, 07:44 AM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	If it goes to court I will defend you, any reason to get out of this PC country. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-29-07, 11:53 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Honest mister...it wasn't me....it was a big dog....and he ran away __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-29-07, 11:56 AM	#14
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Now, your son just needs to claim that as his homework and the package is complete. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web