How to get out of a DUI

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-07, 10:17 AM

Just challenge the source code in the breathalyzer:

http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-977...=2547-1_3-0-20

-S

Mikey_Wolf · 09-05-07, 10:40 AM

Alternatively, people could just make sure they are not driving under the influence, rather than trying to wiggle out of it when they get caught blaming all un sundry except where the blame truly lies, themselves.

A relative of mine paid a very heavy price one upon a time due to somebody's poor driving. The car in the wrong hands is a deadly weapon. I hope the little snake doesn't get away with it.

The Avon Lady · 09-05-07, 10:58 AM

Aaaaa yooooooooooo cant ahhhhhhhhhhhrest me offizzzer.

I challenge the morse code.

No. Wait.

I mangled the horse food.

Holdeeee on juster a minute. hic. hic.

I challenge the ahhh you to a dual.

No. I mean. Wait.

I challenge the source. Yeh. The barbeque source.

Wait. Wait. It's on the tippee of my tongue here - ahhhh - there.

How many fingers?

samniTe · 09-05-07, 11:18 AM

what fun is driving if you're not drunk?

Mikey_Wolf · 09-05-07, 11:40 AM

Its a lot more fun for the other road users and a hell of a lot safer too!

antikristuseke · 09-05-07, 12:19 PM

Drunk drivers should be shot.

The Avon Lady · 09-05-07, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Drunk drivers should be shot.

By definition, they are.

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-07, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Drunk drivers should be shot.

By definition, they are.

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl:

antikristuseke · 09-05-07, 01:42 PM

Heh, i ment more like a bullet to the brain but

Skybird · 09-05-07, 03:26 PM

My mom lost her sister (and her complete family: husband, unborn baby) due to a drunken driver. I lost my fiance due to a drunken driver. I reserve the right to beat up every f###ing a$$hole who tries to drive drunk under my eyes. And I will give my best in getting that job done, and then some. A warning penalty of 200 euros and one month without license is just too good and means nothing for such imbiciles.

If loss of license messes up that man's life and job - so be it. Nobody told him to act like a caveman.

Needless that I defend nil-promille rules for drivers. If you are to drive, no alcohol. It's the cleanest solution, invulnerable to physical variables, shape of day, moon phase and weather and season.

Kapitan_Phillips · 09-05-07, 03:42 PM

"These aren't the drunks you are looking for"
"They may go about their pissup"

Penelope_Grey · 09-05-07, 03:51 PM

I just love how some people find things like this amusing. I doubt it would be so funny if it were to happen to you.

lesrae · 09-05-07, 04:46 PM

Drinking & Driving is deadly and not really a laughing matter IMO.

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-07, 04:51 PM

Actually, in my opinion, .08 level is a little pathetic to use as the defining mark. .1 is probably a better benchmark to use and they used to use it around here. .08 is less than a single beer for some people, and I have yet to see someone drunk off 1 beer or have anything impaired driving wise. Tomorrow, it will be .06.

Anyway, what irks me more than anything about this is, driving with a cell phone is equivalent to blowing a .15 or .2, and yet we tolerate that??!!!

This is another case of PC gone haywire. Yes - if you blow a .1, then you are starting to become impaired and you should hang out till your alc level comes down a bit, or get a cab.

I don't personally know anyone who has been pulled over for drunk driving, but I've had a close call or two with a drunk driver, but this is nothing because I CAN'T COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I'VE ALMOST BEEN KILLED BY A CELL PHONE USER!!!!

-S

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-07, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by lesrae

Drinking & Driving is deadly and not really a laughing matter IMO.

Quit being so serious. Drunk Driving is not a laughing matter, unless someone makes a joke out of it - but this has nothing to do with condoning such behavior.

People around here need to lighten up a little. Maybe it's time I find some more jokes to post.

-S

09-05-07, 10:17 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	How to get out of a DUI Just challenge the source code in the breathalyzer: http://news.com.com/8301-10784_3-977...=2547-1_3-0-20 -S __________________

09-05-07, 10:40 AM	#2
Mikey_Wolf Torpedoman Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Wales Posts: 114 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Alternatively, people could just make sure they are not driving under the influence, rather than trying to wiggle out of it when they get caught blaming all un sundry except where the blame truly lies, themselves. A relative of mine paid a very heavy price one upon a time due to somebody's poor driving. The car in the wrong hands is a deadly weapon. I hope the little snake doesn't get away with it. __________________ Proud Captain of U-37, U-138 (GWX 2), and U.S.S Devastator (Various mods)

09-05-07, 10:58 AM	#3
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Aaaaa yooooooooooo cant ahhhhhhhhhhhrest me offizzzer. I challenge the morse code. No. Wait. I mangled the horse food. Holdeeee on juster a minute. hic. hic. I challenge the ahhh you to a dual. No. I mean. Wait. I challenge the source. Yeh. The barbeque source. Wait. Wait. It's on the tippee of my tongue here - ahhhh - there. How many fingers? __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-05-07, 11:40 AM	#5
Mikey_Wolf Torpedoman Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Wales Posts: 114 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Its a lot more fun for the other road users and a hell of a lot safer too! __________________ Proud Captain of U-37, U-138 (GWX 2), and U.S.S Devastator (Various mods)

09-05-07, 03:26 PM	#10
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,610 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	My mom lost her sister (and her complete family: husband, unborn baby) due to a drunken driver. I lost my fiance due to a drunken driver. I reserve the right to beat up every f###ing a$$hole who tries to drive drunk under my eyes. And I will give my best in getting that job done, and then some. A warning penalty of 200 euros and one month without license is just too good and means nothing for such imbiciles. If loss of license messes up that man's life and job - so be it. Nobody told him to act like a caveman. Needless that I defend nil-promille rules for drivers. If you are to drive, no alcohol. It's the cleanest solution, invulnerable to physical variables, shape of day, moon phase and weather and season. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

09-05-07, 11:18 AM	#4
samniTe Seaman Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 37 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	what fun is driving if you're not drunk?

09-05-07, 12:19 PM	#6
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Drunk drivers should be shot.

09-05-07, 01:42 PM	#9
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Heh, i ment more like a bullet to the brain but

09-05-07, 03:42 PM	#11
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	"These aren't the drunks you are looking for" "They may go about their pissup" __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

09-05-07, 03:51 PM	#12
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I just love how some people find things like this amusing. I doubt it would be so funny if it were to happen to you. __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!

09-05-07, 04:46 PM	#13
lesrae Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somerset, UK. Posts: 932 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Drinking & Driving is deadly and not really a laughing matter IMO. __________________ DOLPHIN 38

09-05-07, 04:51 PM	#14
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Actually, in my opinion, .08 level is a little pathetic to use as the defining mark. .1 is probably a better benchmark to use and they used to use it around here. .08 is less than a single beer for some people, and I have yet to see someone drunk off 1 beer or have anything impaired driving wise. Tomorrow, it will be .06. Anyway, what irks me more than anything about this is, driving with a cell phone is equivalent to blowing a .15 or .2, and yet we tolerate that??!!! This is another case of PC gone haywire. Yes - if you blow a .1, then you are starting to become impaired and you should hang out till your alc level comes down a bit, or get a cab. I don't personally know anyone who has been pulled over for drunk driving, but I've had a close call or two with a drunk driver, but this is nothing because I CAN'T COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I'VE ALMOST BEEN KILLED BY A CELL PHONE USER!!!! -S __________________