Too much noise during your hospital stay?

The Avon Lady · 06-19-07, 10:11 AM

No problemo!

Skybird · 06-19-07, 10:30 AM

One shouldn't laugh about such a thing, but I did. Sha-ha-hame on me.

Happy Times · 06-19-07, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

One shouldn't laugh about such a thing, but I did. Sha-ha-hame on me.

Beer all over the place..:rotfl:

Tchocky · 06-19-07, 10:38 AM

In a Bombay hospital, staff were mystified that patients kept dying on Friday nights.

It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner.

*tries desperately hard not to laugh*

The Avon Lady · 06-19-07, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner.

That sucks!

Happy Times · 06-19-07, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner.

That sucks!

:rotfl: You people are killing me, have to go out to eat some. Summer vacation, im not an alcoholic..

Yet anyway

robbo180265 · 06-19-07, 03:24 PM

Surely he must have known what he was doing?

How stupid do you have to be, not to?

Did make me laugh though

U-533 · 06-20-07, 05:03 AM

and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals...

Oy!

SUBMAN1 · 06-20-07, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by U-533

and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals...

Oy!

You wouldn't be referencing the fact that he was in their because of a car crash would you? :rotfl::rotfl:

U-533 · 06-20-07, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by U-533

and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals...

Oy!

You wouldn't be referencing the fact that he was in their because of a car crash would you? :rotfl::rotfl:

Scares me.

Some selfish punk drivin' 'round smashes his ride, then gets pissed at a poor old person's life support making noise...............

Kinda makes me wonder what sort of parents he had...

Tchocky · 06-20-07, 12:32 PM

Assumptions, much?

wireman · 06-20-07, 07:59 PM

You don't get rest in the hospital. In 1997, I had a ruptured appendix and was in the hospital for 8 days. The first three days my roommate was a poor basterd with some sort of terminal illness. Every night at about 10:00 he would start clicking this button that would control his morphine drip. That SOB would click that freakin button so fast and so long that he went through the allotted amount of morph in no time at all. Sounded like he was playing space invaders. About an hour later, he would start moaning like a drunk and soon there after would begin projectile vommitting. Yechhhh. Eventually the nurses would come in and wheel him into the hall so the janitor could fire up some sort of satanic machine to clean his side of the room. I really wished I had died on the table. The fourth morning, I begged the nurses to wheel me into the hall that night. They took mercy on me and did it. I got good sleep until the janitor hit my bed with that satanic machine on the way to clean up the room. If I could have gotten up out of my bed on my own, I don't know what would have happend to that fellow.

Reaves · 06-20-07, 09:58 PM

He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge)

fatty · 06-20-07, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaves

He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge)

Wreckless endangerment possibly?

Reaves · 06-21-07, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fatty

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Originally Posted by Reaves

He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge)

Wreckless endangerment possibly?

Ding ding ding winner! I really should have remembered that one, it's on my own list.

06-19-07, 10:11 AM	#1
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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	In a Bombay hospital, staff were mystified that patients kept dying on Friday nights. It turns out that the cleaning lady was using unplugging the life support machines, so she could use a vacuum cleaner. tries desperately hard not to laugh __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Assumptions, much? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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Reaves The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 1,509 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	He should at least be charged with dangerous conduct or something similar. What would the legal term be for attempted manslaughter? (which obviously isn't a charge) __________________

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robbo180265 Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brighton, England.Party capital of the south Posts: 2,255 Downloads: 126 Uploads: 0	Surely he must have known what he was doing? How stupid do you have to be, not to? Did make me laugh though

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U-533 Samurai Navy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: On my Boat Posts: 594 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	and everyday people like that are driving around in vehicals... Oy!

06-20-07, 07:59 PM	#12
wireman Sparky Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 155 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	You don't get rest in the hospital. In 1997, I had a ruptured appendix and was in the hospital for 8 days. The first three days my roommate was a poor basterd with some sort of terminal illness. Every night at about 10:00 he would start clicking this button that would control his morphine drip. That SOB would click that freakin button so fast and so long that he went through the allotted amount of morph in no time at all. Sounded like he was playing space invaders. About an hour later, he would start moaning like a drunk and soon there after would begin projectile vommitting. Yechhhh. Eventually the nurses would come in and wheel him into the hall so the janitor could fire up some sort of satanic machine to clean his side of the room. I really wished I had died on the table. The fourth morning, I begged the nurses to wheel me into the hall that night. They took mercy on me and did it. I got good sleep until the janitor hit my bed with that satanic machine on the way to clean up the room. If I could have gotten up out of my bed on my own, I don't know what would have happend to that fellow.