Russell Peters

elite_hunter_sh3 · 04-26-07, 03:33 PM

with the way humans are mixing... in about 300 years (if we survive that long

)

we wont have whites, or blacks, or asian or brown.....

we will have BEIGE people.. everyone will be beige...
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

and indian accents pwn lol :rotfl::rotfl:

have fun

joea · 04-26-07, 04:14 PM

Man if a white guy said that!!!

Sailor Steve · 04-26-07, 04:28 PM

Truth to tell, it would solve at least one problem. I wouldn't complain.

Heibges · 04-26-07, 04:43 PM

In "Bulworth", the Senator Bulworth character says the same thing.

P_Funk · 04-26-07, 08:48 PM

It does make sense.

I think one day the KKK guys are gonna like look around and say.
"Hey, hey... Phil"
"Yeah Steve"
"You uh.... you notice something?"
"Yea that kid gave me Tuna. I wanted Jerk Chicken."
"No... uhhhh... what he looked like"
"What? No I was too busy cleaning my gun"
"Oh...Uh... Hey Phil I uh... I been meaning to tell you"
"What?"
"I'm dating a beige girl"
"WHAT! HEY MAN....DUDE... Thats so not cool man"
"I knew you'd react this way"
"Well what happened to the pact?"
"What pact?"
"THE PACT! The one where we promised to kill all the non-whites"
"Meh. Its just too hard to find a girl these days."
"Dude, we shook on it."
"What?"
"There was a definite handshake"
"What handshake? There is no handshake."
"THERE WAS!"
"I reject the handshake"
"Alright fine. Go bang your beige princess"
"You're invited to the wedding"
"Go suck a railroad spike Steve"
"Oh Phil..."
"I want my bedsheet back"
"What?"
"I said I want my bedsheet back."
"Aw man... You know I cut it into a hat too, with like little eye holes"
"Yes I know Steve, I was the one that told you how"
"I don't know why you're so peeved"
"Did you just forget the whole Arian Brotherhood thing?"
"Oh don't give me that. Your dad was from Poland. Don't tell me you're 'pure'"
"I so am. I don't know what you're talking about"
"Hey, I know you pluck your unibrow every week. You aren't fooling anyone. COME ON! Its crooked!"
"Really? Does it look... you think thats why Sheila left me?"
"No Phil. She left because you wake up screaming in the middle of the night and shot the cat by mistake."
"I thought he muttered something rascist"
"Yea. I don't know why I even hang out with you anymore man."

04-26-07, 03:33 PM	#1
elite_hunter_sh3 The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,376 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Russell Peters with the way humans are mixing... in about 300 years (if we survive that long) we wont have whites, or blacks, or asian or brown..... we will have BEIGE people.. everyone will be beige... :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: and indian accents pwn lol :rotfl::rotfl: have fun

04-26-07, 04:28 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Truth to tell, it would solve at least one problem. I wouldn't complain. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-26-07, 04:43 PM	#4
Heibges Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Francisco, California Posts: 1,633 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	In "Bulworth", the Senator Bulworth character says the same thing. __________________ U.Kdt.Hdb B. I. 28) This possibility of using the hydrophone to help in detecting surface ships should, however, be restricted to those cases where the submarine is unavoidably compelled to stay below the surface. http://www.hackworth.com/

04-26-07, 08:48 PM	#5
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	It does make sense. I think one day the KKK guys are gonna like look around and say. "Hey, hey... Phil" "Yeah Steve" "You uh.... you notice something?" "Yea that kid gave me Tuna. I wanted Jerk Chicken." "No... uhhhh... what he looked like" "What? No I was too busy cleaning my gun" "Oh...Uh... Hey Phil I uh... I been meaning to tell you" "What?" "I'm dating a beige girl" "WHAT! HEY MAN....DUDE... Thats so not cool man" "I knew you'd react this way" "Well what happened to the pact?" "What pact?" "THE PACT! The one where we promised to kill all the non-whites" "Meh. Its just too hard to find a girl these days." "Dude, we shook on it." "What?" "There was a definite handshake" "What handshake? There is no handshake." "THERE WAS!" "I reject the handshake" "Alright fine. Go bang your beige princess" "You're invited to the wedding" "Go suck a railroad spike Steve" "Oh Phil..." "I want my bedsheet back" "What?" "I said I want my bedsheet back." "Aw man... You know I cut it into a hat too, with like little eye holes" "Yes I know Steve, I was the one that told you how" "I don't know why you're so peeved" "Did you just forget the whole Arian Brotherhood thing?" "Oh don't give me that. Your dad was from Poland. Don't tell me you're 'pure'" "I so am. I don't know what you're talking about" "Hey, I know you pluck your unibrow every week. You aren't fooling anyone. COME ON! Its crooked!" "Really? Does it look... you think thats why Sheila left me?" "No Phil. She left because you wake up screaming in the middle of the night and shot the cat by mistake." "I thought he muttered something rascist" "Yea. I don't know why I even hang out with you anymore man." __________________

04-26-07, 04:14 PM	#2
joea Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: At periscope depth in Lake Geneva Posts: 3,512 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Man if a white guy said that!!!