Stay back 6.2 meters! I have a Ham Sandwich!

[U-533]

I'm not afraid to use it!

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._on_lunch.html

I wonder how many HAM Sandwiches have been consumed at that table before these Muslims got there?

I wonder what the Muslim fashion of cleansing one's soul of being near a Ham sandwich is?
Maybe strapping on explosives and killing more infideles than can eat a Ham at Thanksgiving? I really don't care just was stirring the pot... so to speak.

I wonder how many Muslims have been closer than 6.2 meters to ham and don't know it?:hmm:

[SUBMAN1]

WTF? ABout all I have to say about this. I think I will be writing a letter on this one! I do not want this kind of crap in my country. We already have a front row seat to the UK, and I don't want to become part of the act!

-S

PS. Never mind - it is not an actual news story.

[U-533]

I plan on making "Islamic Terrorist Shield Generators"

Then selling them on Ebay!!!!!!!!!!

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Another strange thing..... Why did the Muslim kid look in the bag?

[Tchocky]

Originally Posted by U-533

Another strange thing..... Why did the Muslim kid look in the bag?

[U-533]

http://www.freedomszone.com/aggregator.php?id=22296

try this then

it states muslims aint normal


maybe this

http://www.blufftontoday.com/node/14102

[Tchocky]

Are you sure, have you read them?

gah, I'm just not bothered

[U-533]

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Are you sure, have you read them?

gah, I'm just not bothered

Yeah! I read 'em...


I just read another where childern will be taught not to leave loaded ham sandwiches around where muslims will find them and possible hurt someone.

[U-533]

http://redstatemobile.com/node/85326


Here's another...........


I... I dunno... a freakin ham-sandwich... soon these Muslims will want grocery stores to be redesigned to suite them and their pork phobia.

[P_Funk]

Do I sense a bit of racial generalization here?

Originally Posted by P_Funk

Do I sense a bit of racial generalization here?

Only on your part my friend. If you see racism in it then I'd have to say you are the racist.

[P_Funk]

@ wastegate

Originally Posted by U-533

soon these Muslims will want grocery stores to be redesigned to suite them and their pork phobia.

That sounds pretty bitter and racially directed.

And did I say racism? I thought I just said generalization.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by U-533

soon these Muslims will want grocery stores to be redesigned to suite them and their pork phobia.

In the meantime................

[joea]

Regarding the link posted by AL, would Jewish people be so picky? I have to say, it is pretty stupid on the other hand to tease kids like that, would it be right to smear a ham sandwich over the face of a Muslim, (or Jewish) kid, like I recall some kids did a long time ago with a kid who didn't eat meat.

[P_Funk]

Minneapolis-based Target Corp. has now offered its local Muslim cashiers who object to handling pork the option of... transferring to other nearby stores.

What would that accomplish?

However, I didn't read anything in that article that states anything unreasonable on the part of the muslims involved. I didn't see a "we demand they remove pork" remark. So far as I can tell that seems perfectly rasonable so long as they are willing to take responsibility for their stipulations, ie. accepting other positions or wearing gloves.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by Tchocky

Look here.

What's published in the Asscoiated Content article is indeed parody. But author Nicholas Plagman bases his parody on this true story.

If you'll read carefully, the first link article about Plagman states:

"Earlier this month, he found a story about a middle school student in Lewiston accused of harassing a Somali classmate by placing a ham on the table in the school cafeteria.

The incident has been labeled by some as a hate crime. To Plagman, that was just absurd enough to write about with his own blend of exaggeration. So he embellished quotes and attributed them to a school superintendent, a man who runs the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence, and a Somali student.

Plagman defended his decision to quote real people as saying things they never uttered. It is part of the parody process, he said.

"Has anyone noticed that the first half of every quote is real?" Plagman said."

Frankly, this is just one incident of many over the last decade or so.

Anyway, this incident may have been worse than expected had the sandwich been an HLT. To quote this article:

"American commanders cite al-Qaida's severe brand of Islam, which is so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are different genders, Col. David Sutherland said."

Now I know why fridges come with 2 veggy bins on the bottom.