I am sick - Page 2

STEED · 03-22-07, 05:27 PM

Are the on line doctor is in the house.

ASWnut101 · 03-22-07, 05:31 PM

To everyone who noticed and took my advice, notice that it says "Unoffcial Doctor"

That means you can't sue me!:p

STEED · 03-22-07, 05:33 PM

And that's why your free and you don't charge for your advice.

ASWnut101 · 03-22-07, 05:42 PM

Possibly.

Please note that I use reliable sources made from doctors themselves. Very technical, and I'm sure some/most of you would not even understand it. I prefer to help any Subsim member at any means possible.

So....

Anthrax? Bird Flu? Malignant Neoplasms of the Small Intestine?(

)

I'll help you from pure kindness that I give to the members here, as well as the desire to cure people's illnesses.

Yahoshua · 03-22-07, 06:13 PM

Hmmm..... you misspelled "unofficial" therefore you MUST be a doctor!!

ASWnut101 · 03-22-07, 06:16 PM

Yeah, you better hide behind that couch!:p

Thanks for noticing. I'll edit.

Polak · 03-22-07, 06:18 PM

I am guessing on Legionnaires' disease.

But I think that it's very possible that STEED has been exposed to a Islamistic Antrax attack.

ASWnut101 · 03-22-07, 06:32 PM

Nothing a little Erythromycin can't handle....

(my Leigonnaires disease)

jumpy · 03-22-07, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TteFAboB

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASWnut101

Give me your syptoms...

I can smell a prostate exam.

argh...
Your particular turn of phrase there is just wrong on so many levels

Or maybe it's me? :hmm:

STEED,
Coughs and sneezes spread diseases, so be a jobsworth and earn the admiration of your colleagues by making sure there's a little for everyone to go round. I had 4 days off recently due to the old cold and flu thing going round the office. Bleargh, made me feel like ****. I could have gone back after 3 days but also took the friday too; I still felt rough but not that rough I couldn't have worked if it was an emergency or something. However I don't feel valued as an employee so I thought I'd better give my cold the benefit of the doubt and stay home one more day. Besides no one would have thanked me as resident plague carrier for the day.

After all, the company will carry on without me for a few days. A bit longer and I don't know, there may have been a problem; but these guys have gotta learn to think for themselves, you know? :rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 03-22-07, 06:52 PM

STEED, are you going to go and put your life in the hands of the National Health Service???:hmm:

ASWnut101 · 03-22-07, 07:15 PM

Hey, now. I'm not THAT evil.

Yahoshua · 03-22-07, 09:06 PM

No....but I AM!!

I therefore hijack this thread:

(5 minutes later) I'm bored, I'll do something else. carry on.

leeclose · 03-23-07, 02:49 AM

Steed you are an unlucky git mate

any way hope you feel better and mate heres some advice start taking multi vitamins and wearing a medical mask and er your rabies shot

The Avon Lady · 03-23-07, 07:19 AM

Two little ones down with pneumonia, no less, and I'm coughing away. One big one flat on his back. Big pile of pills and inhalents from the pharmacy.

Endless tea-making.

STEED · 03-23-07, 11:05 AM

I am still here and fighting this bug. No point seeing my G.P. it takes nearly three weeks to get appointment and has anyone tried getting them out at night, it's a joke. My old mum had the coughing virus worst than me and she's a pensioner (No I did not pass my one on) anyway real bad it took four days before a doctor came out. Now I know why, on the news last week this issue was news and a lot of General Practitioners have opted out being called out at night, incredible.

The way are N.H.S is going you go in to hospital welcomed my some witch doctor who will sprinkle herbs over you and say your cured.

03-22-07, 05:27 PM	#16
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Are the on line doctor is in the house. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-22-07, 05:31 PM	#17
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	To everyone who noticed and took my advice, notice that it says "Unoffcial Doctor" That means you can't sue me!:p __________________

03-22-07, 05:33 PM	#18
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	And that's why your free and you don't charge for your advice. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-22-07, 05:42 PM	#19
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Possibly. Please note that I use reliable sources made from doctors themselves. Very technical, and I'm sure some/most of you would not even understand it. I prefer to help any Subsim member at any means possible. So.... Anthrax? Bird Flu? Malignant Neoplasms of the Small Intestine?() I'll help you from pure kindness that I give to the members here, as well as the desire to cure people's illnesses. __________________

03-22-07, 06:13 PM	#20
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Hmmm..... you misspelled "unofficial" therefore you MUST be a doctor!! __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

03-22-07, 06:16 PM	#21
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Yeah, you better hide behind that couch!:p Thanks for noticing. I'll edit. __________________

03-22-07, 06:18 PM	#22
Polak Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Poland/Sweden Posts: 808 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I am guessing on Legionnaires' disease. But I think that it's very possible that STEED has been exposed to a Islamistic Antrax attack. __________________

03-22-07, 06:32 PM	#23
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Nothing a little Erythromycin can't handle.... (my Leigonnaires disease) __________________

03-22-07, 06:52 PM	#25
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	STEED, are you going to go and put your life in the hands of the National Health Service???:hmm: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

03-22-07, 07:15 PM	#26
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Hey, now. I'm not THAT evil. __________________

03-22-07, 09:06 PM	#27
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	No....but I AM!! I therefore hijack this thread: (5 minutes later) I'm bored, I'll do something else. carry on. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

03-23-07, 02:49 AM	#28
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Steed you are an unlucky git mate any way hope you feel better and mate heres some advice start taking multi vitamins and wearing a medical mask and er your rabies shot __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-23-07, 07:19 AM	#29
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Two little ones down with pneumonia, no less, and I'm coughing away. One big one flat on his back. Big pile of pills and inhalents from the pharmacy. Endless tea-making. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

03-23-07, 11:05 AM	#30
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I am still here and fighting this bug. No point seeing my G.P. it takes nearly three weeks to get appointment and has anyone tried getting them out at night, it's a joke. My old mum had the coughing virus worst than me and she's a pensioner (No I did not pass my one on) anyway real bad it took four days before a doctor came out. Now I know why, on the news last week this issue was news and a lot of General Practitioners have opted out being called out at night, incredible. The way are N.H.S is going you go in to hospital welcomed my some witch doctor who will sprinkle herbs over you and say your cured. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!