What does your wife do that upsets you most? - Page 4

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-16-07, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

Morts · 03-16-07, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

03-16-07, 02:27 PM

Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed.
You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations.
Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed.
You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent.
Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce.
You: Conn, active sonar on our 6.
Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over!
You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water!
Wife: Damn you!
You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...

Sgian Dubh · 03-16-07, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Quote:

Originally Posted by GakunGak

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

:rotfl:

"Darling, I'm just going out to get groc-"
"Shhhhhhh!!!"
"What?"
*points at ceiling*
"Its a ceiling!"
"SHHHHH!!"
*PING*
"Oh for christ sake, not again"

I second the :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Schultzy · 03-16-07, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl!

03-16-07, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schultzy

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

Mine actually bought me some red light bulbs as a surprise present when I first got SH3. (How did she know!?!) What a girl!

Give her an Iron Cross!!!

Crazy Ian · 03-16-07, 03:59 PM

The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"

One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....

03-16-07, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Ian

The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?"

One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN.....

First explain to her the difference between a diesel and a nuke reactor...
Step by step...

java`s revenge · 03-16-07, 04:37 PM

I have what we dutch say worldwife.

The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.

ITS DINNERTIME.

03-16-07, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by java`s revenge

I have what we dutch say worldwife.

The only thing that i hear when i am at sea.

ITS DINNERTIME.

UR lucky, you know that?

Sailor Steve · 03-16-07, 04:41 PM

Well, if Torpy won't repost it, I will:

03-16-07, 04:43 PM

OMG, where did you get it???

java`s revenge · 03-16-07, 04:43 PM

Gagungak,

We have bothe a very busy job.

She works at a kindergarten
I do work in the Rotterdam harbour.

So for bothe its good to have time for yourself.

And she says, you can better sit behind sh3 than in a cafe or that
i am chasing other women.

But indeed we are a very happy couple.

Sailor Steve · 03-16-07, 04:45 PM

Just do a search for Torplexed and "pictures" or "cartoons". He's has dozens of them. The guy's a genius. Look at Neal's previews and reviews for SH2 and SH3, and you'll see Torpy's characters Erich Flopp and "Mosh-Pit" Morton, among others.

03-16-07, 04:46 PM

She's very understanding....

P.S. The name's GakunGak.

View Poll Results: What does your wife do that upsets you most?
Starts talking when you are counting rpm on the hydrophone	1	1.69%
Presses P for "pause" to talk to you when you are shelling a merch	3	5.08%
Just can't tell you the keel depth of all merchants at any wheather condition	3	5.08%
Doesn't seem to understand the importance of a computer game for one's well being	29	49.15%
Refuses to address you as Herr Kaleun	23	38.98%
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03-16-07, 03:59 PM	#52
Crazy Ian Torpedoman Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UK Posts: 115 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The girlfriend's usual is "Don't you do enough of that at work?" One day I'll explain the difference to her between a Type VIIB and a SSBN..... __________________ Make tubes 1 and 4 ready in all respects...

03-16-07, 04:37 PM	#54
java`s revenge Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: at periscope depth Posts: 1,204 Downloads: 97 Uploads: 0	I have what we dutch say worldwife. The only thing that i hear when i am at sea. ITS DINNERTIME. __________________

03-16-07, 04:41 PM	#56
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, if Torpy won't repost it, I will: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-16-07, 04:43 PM	#58
java`s revenge Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: at periscope depth Posts: 1,204 Downloads: 97 Uploads: 0	Gagungak, We have bothe a very busy job. She works at a kindergarten I do work in the Rotterdam harbour. So for bothe its good to have time for yourself. And she says, you can better sit behind sh3 than in a cafe or that i am chasing other women. But indeed we are a very happy couple. __________________

03-16-07, 02:27 PM	#48
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Wife: Honey, I want to go to bed. You: All off-duty personell, man your battle stations. Wife: I worked all day, cleaning the house, cooking and all that s**t, and I want to go to bed. You: All hands, we are now running silent, repeat, full silent. Wife: If you dont come with me on the bed, I will file a divorce. You: Conn, active sonar on our 6. Wife [pissed off big time]: That's it, it's over! You: Conn, torpedo room, we are taking on water! Wife: Damn you! You: All hands, this is your captain. Abandon ship...

03-16-07, 04:45 PM	#59
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Just do a search for Torplexed and "pictures" or "cartoons". He's has dozens of them. The guy's a genius. Look at Neal's previews and reviews for SH2 and SH3, and you'll see Torpy's characters Erich Flopp and "Mosh-Pit" Morton, among others. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-16-07, 04:46 PM	#60
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	She's very understanding.... P.S. The name's GakunGak.