What does your wife do that upsets you most? - Page 3

leeclose · 03-15-07, 07:58 PM

what ever you dont get one unless shes into WW2 sub games and can cook really well and doesnt mind you swearing a LOT

Captain Norman · 03-15-07, 07:59 PM

well one day when I have a wife, ill ask for her to call me Herr Kaleun, then ill feel like the best captain of em all

TarJak · 03-15-07, 09:49 PM

Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

livewire68 · 03-15-07, 10:02 PM

When mine will starts asking all kind of question from over my shoulder, then I know it's time for me to "return to port!!"

But she does give me plenty of patrol time on weekends!!

Rykaird · 03-15-07, 10:10 PM

My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.

Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.

Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.

High Voltage · 03-15-07, 11:07 PM

Mutiny on U-133!!!

She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties.
I hang my head in shame..

Alyebard · 03-16-07, 06:34 AM

I did not see a choice for ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!

ReallyDedPoet · 03-16-07, 06:49 AM

She puts up with my sorry ass, I'm lucky to have her

, close to 11 years now, 3 kids as well.

leeclose · 03-16-07, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rykaird

My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues.

Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm.

Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.

Hey Rykaird my wifes the same and my oldest cat sits on my lap and watches when my scope goes up and down and when i fire a torp she follows it im sure my cat used to be a u-boat skipper in a past life

Sailor Steve · 03-16-07, 11:13 AM

My wife divorced me so long ago some of you younger guys weren't even born yet.

I figure once was enough.

rasmus1896 · 03-16-07, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooncatt

i picked the first option coz im listening on the hydraphone coz i know there is a ship near by. and she will turn the volume up on the tv coz the kids are talking over it.
so not only are the kids carrying on with each other the tv is up full belt and the missus trying to shout over them all, and lil ol me trying to find a contact and not succeeding

Maybe you should use those ear......thinks . just cant remember what were they
i use them and onone has succeeded to mess my hydrophone listenig up yet.
but well, i dont have a wife aswell

rasmus1896 · 03-16-07, 02:03 PM

i remember. were they eargaps or earcaps or earclaps or i dont know.

Sorry, i know s....... about english

03-16-07, 02:04 PM

Don't have a wife yet...
Who knows, maybe when I score 10000000 renown on single patrol...
I bet she would be frustrated to listen ALARM! all the time....:hmm:

STEED · 03-16-07, 02:05 PM

Tell the wife you got a headache.

03-16-07, 02:09 PM

Imagine you got a chance to sink some fat merchants and she screams above you: I'm leaving you!
Who cares?

And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...

View Poll Results: What does your wife do that upsets you most?
Starts talking when you are counting rpm on the hydrophone	1	1.69%
Presses P for "pause" to talk to you when you are shelling a merch	3	5.08%
Just can't tell you the keel depth of all merchants at any wheather condition	3	5.08%
Doesn't seem to understand the importance of a computer game for one's well being	29	49.15%
Refuses to address you as Herr Kaleun	23	38.98%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

03-15-07, 07:58 PM	#31
leeclose Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 879 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	what ever you dont get one unless shes into WW2 sub games and can cook really well and doesnt mind you swearing a LOT __________________ “There are only two kinds of naval vessels - submarines, and targets.” Uber-Boot Dev Team

03-15-07, 07:59 PM	#32
Captain Norman Medic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 161 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	well one day when I have a wife, ill ask for her to call me Herr Kaleun, then ill feel like the best captain of em all __________________ Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

03-15-07, 11:07 PM	#36
High Voltage Chief Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: U-33. Depth Charges...sinking.. Posts: 325 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Mutiny on U-133!!! She has assumed command and has me confined to the stern torpedo compartment. Invoking section III, paragraph 3.4 of the Kriegsmarine Marriage Code, she ordered me relieved of my duties for failing to, quote, "Keep the torpedo well-lubed and nestled in it's proper compartment". She often requested for the Kapitan to "flood tube one", but distractions kept me from fulfilling my duties. I hang my head in shame.. __________________ The new-moon night is black as ink. Off Hatteras the tankers sink. While sadly Roosevelt counts the score-- Some fifty thousand tons--by MOHR

03-16-07, 06:34 AM	#37
Alyebard Medic Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Girona - Catalunya Posts: 164 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I did not see a choice for ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!! __________________ Navigare necesse est, vivere non est necesse Navegar 'es necessari. Viure no

03-15-07, 09:49 PM	#33
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Mine started looking at me funny when I turned on the red light for night vision for the first time.

03-15-07, 10:02 PM	#34
livewire68 Watch Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 26 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	When mine will starts asking all kind of question from over my shoulder, then I know it's time for me to "return to port!!" But she does give me plenty of patrol time on weekends!!

03-15-07, 10:10 PM	#35
Rykaird Weps Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 356 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	My wife brings me grilled cheese sandwiches and cocoa while I play, so no issues. Heck, we have a pet bunny (he's house trained, and roams at will) and he loves it when I play on the PC, because he likes to sleep on my feet, which keeps them warm. Life is good - nice wife, friendly bunny, warm feet. Bring on SHIV.

03-16-07, 06:49 AM	#38
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,886 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	She puts up with my sorry ass, I'm lucky to have her, close to 11 years now, 3 kids as well. __________________ Back in the Day

03-16-07, 11:13 AM	#40
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	My wife divorced me so long ago some of you younger guys weren't even born yet. I figure once was enough. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-16-07, 02:03 PM	#42
rasmus1896 Sparky Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Eesti Estonia Posts: 153 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	i remember. were they eargaps or earcaps or earclaps or i dont know. Sorry, i know s....... about english

03-16-07, 02:04 PM	#43
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Don't have a wife yet... Who knows, maybe when I score 10000000 renown on single patrol... I bet she would be frustrated to listen ALARM! all the time....:hmm:

03-16-07, 02:05 PM	#44
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Tell the wife you got a headache. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-16-07, 02:09 PM	#45
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Imagine you got a chance to sink some fat merchants and she screams above you: I'm leaving you! Who cares? And yeah, tell her that women aren't allowed on board or shout: Rig for silent running...