The " I fart therefore I am " thread

ReallyDedPoet · 02-28-07, 10:17 AM

For all those skippers out there who don't take themselves to seriously like this lad

, but are a little more like Garth here

. Take some time, relax and post a little about the funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:side of life.

Also for those skippers who like to avoid or at least take a break from more the social, political and religous threads out there. Can't be saving the world all the time
can we

Someone start us of here with a little bit of funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RDP

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-28-07, 11:15 AM

Gladly, my friend

Penelope_Grey · 02-28-07, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

OMG!! Its funny, because men really did used to think like that. Though every female on the planet knows the vast majority of men's minds cannot fucntion to their full capacity, unlike a womans, because their reproductive organs use a heck of a lot more blood than ours do whichl leaves the brain deprived of vital oxygen!

ReallyDedPoet · 02-28-07, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Gladly, my friend

Now thats what I'm talking about:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Gonna show my wife the first tonight.

ReallyDedPoet · 02-28-07, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

OMG!! Its funny, because men really did used to think like that. Though every female on the planet knows the vast majority of men's minds cannot fucntion to their full capacity, unlike a womans, because their reproductive organs use a heck of a lot more blood than ours do whichl leaves the brain deprived of vital oxygen!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

ReallyDedPoet · 02-28-07, 02:10 PM

We've all been here

Especially in the " noob " phase.

U-533 · 03-01-07, 06:30 AM

I'm thinking of running for "World Emperor"

I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious.

Also if your personal "CSQ" (Common Sense Quotient) falls below my set limits, you will be retired to a small colony somewhere out of site and out of mind. At this colony you will be expected to provide for yourself. How you do this is strictly up to you.

So that said

A Vote for me is a vote for you!

edited:

PS:

I will ask "waste gate" to be my Vice Emperor

ReallyDedPoet · 03-01-07, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by U-533

I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious.

All hail U-533

ReallyDedPoet · 03-01-07, 08:27 AM

This is some funny, Dowly's Avatar. Everytime I see it, it makes me laugh. Dowly

Dowly · 03-01-07, 08:51 AM

You touched my avatar!

Lock your doors and barricade your windows as the angry emu is coming to throw an egg at you! Have a nice day!

ReallyDedPoet · 03-01-07, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

You touched my avatar!

Lock your doors and barricade your windows as the angry emu is coming to throw an egg at you! Have a nice day!

There it is again:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

An Uncle of my wife's actually used to raise Emus, I remember going to this guy's house a number of years ago and the place was covered with all these Emu eggs, incubator's, etc. It was quite the site

STEED · 03-01-07, 09:20 AM

Dowly, get a hair cut you hippy.

OUCH..............OUCH AGAIN, Lay off with that beak of yours.

danlisa · 03-01-07, 09:27 AM

The Emu has more hair than Dowly does.

Dowly · 03-01-07, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by danlisa

The Emu has more hair than Dowly does.

Haha, very true! :rotfl:

STEED · 03-01-07, 09:40 AM

02-28-07, 10:17 AM	#1
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,886 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	The " I fart therefore I am " thread For all those skippers out there who don't take themselves to seriously like this lad, but are a little more like Garth here . Take some time, relax and post a little about the funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:side of life. Also for those skippers who like to avoid or at least take a break from more the social, political and religous threads out there. Can't be saving the world all the time can we Someone start us of here with a little bit of funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: RDP __________________ Back in the Day Last edited by ReallyDedPoet; 03-01-07 at 11:51 AM.

02-28-07, 11:15 AM	#2
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Gladly, my friend __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-28-07, 02:10 PM	#6
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,886 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	We've all been here Especially in the " noob " phase. __________________ Back in the Day

03-01-07, 08:27 AM	#9
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,886 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	This is some funny, Dowly's Avatar. Everytime I see it, it makes me laugh. Dowly __________________ Back in the Day

03-01-07, 09:20 AM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dowly, get a hair cut you hippy. OUCH..............OUCH AGAIN, Lay off with that beak of yours. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-01-07, 06:30 AM	#7
U-533 Samurai Navy Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: On my Boat Posts: 594 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'm thinking of running for "World Emperor" I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious. Also if your personal "CSQ" (Common Sense Quotient) falls below my set limits, you will be retired to a small colony somewhere out of site and out of mind. At this colony you will be expected to provide for yourself. How you do this is strictly up to you. So that said A Vote for me is a vote for you! edited: PS: I will ask "waste gate" to be my Vice Emperor

03-01-07, 08:51 AM	#10
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	You touched my avatar! Lock your doors and barricade your windows as the angry emu is coming to throw an egg at you! Have a nice day!

03-01-07, 09:27 AM	#13
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	The Emu has more hair than Dowly does. __________________

03-01-07, 09:40 AM	#15
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	__________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!