The New Bernard - Page 2

02-07-07, 12:16 PM

Bernard has done a fantastic job at getting me into all sorts of bother. He should be sent on a top secret mission to join the US Navy

. Any volunteeers to drop him off at New York

02-07-07, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone

?

Maybe Brad Stepanak, a total morale crusher?

NEON DEON · 02-07-07, 05:25 PM

I would have to say that I believe Parker is a much bigger screw up.

Parker also belongs in the Pacific.

Bernard needs to hang out in the Channel where he belongs!

TheSatyr · 02-08-07, 04:46 AM

Got to be Parker...he was the perfect screw up. Even when he did something right,it was because he accidentaly did something right.

DaMaGe007 · 02-08-07, 04:57 AM

I believe Bernard was chosen as the doofus due to the fact that there was a bernard charactor in the sh3 game. It seems a bit silly to choose a name for the US Doofus before we get the game and find out if there is a parker, dinsdale ect in the game.

Sailor Steve · 02-08-07, 11:26 AM

How exactly was there a "Bernard character" in the game? Dowly gave his screenshot that name for reasons of his own; he may have even picked it at random. Personally I think the whole thing is silly anyway; I suggested Parker because I hate Dinsdale (but not because he's British).

DaMaGe007 · 02-08-07, 11:56 AM

There is a crew member named bernard as one of the officers or sailors you can assign, first I remember seeing it referenced, was in a patrol log written as a story.

so I just made the connection, I could be wrong.

My vote goes to Gilligan btw...

AVGWarhawk · 02-08-07, 11:58 AM

Every navy has it's Bernard. I think Bernard should stay. Although "Scooter" could be a good one!

rasmus1896 · 02-08-07, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone

?

i have see the movie too, pretty funny
i think buckman **** his pants when he pooed like a bomb

02-08-07, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by rasmus1896

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

I was considering something from Down Periscope. That movie was the greatest, especially when they disguised the boat as a fishing vessel. Q-Boat, anyone

?

i have see the movie too, pretty funny
i think buckman **** his pants when he pooed like a bomb

Almost sounded like an explosion...:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Elder-Pirate · 02-08-07, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DaMaGe007

My vote goes to Gilligan btw...

Gilligan, now there was a NUT and a goofus. :rotfl: Would have voted for him if he were on the list. Heck he's even got experience in ship wrecks.

Speaking of goofs wasn't it the "Pink Submarine" where they sunk a truck on the BEACH with a torpedo? :rotfl: Who fired that one ??

LZ_Baker · 02-08-07, 05:28 PM

The clueless nurse hit the fire button. I love that part of the movie. "We just sunk a truck, lets get the ******* outta here!"

Oh yea, it was Opperation Petticoat

02-08-07, 05:54 PM

Operation Petticoat is teh EXACT movie name???

Gotta check out that....

Sailor Steve · 02-08-07, 06:17 PM

Yes, that's the exact name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/
The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here".

Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones.

02-08-07, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Yes, that's the exact name.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/
The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here".

Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones.

Hilarious movie, but nowhere to download it...

View Poll Results: Who's the new Bernard?
Forget it, Bernard's the guy for the job.	22	23.16%
Ensign Parker	38	40.00%
Buckman	13	13.68%
George	7	7.37%
Dinsdale	15	15.79%
Voters: 95. You may not vote on this poll

02-07-07, 12:16 PM	#16
hobnailboot Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Bernard for the job Bernard has done a fantastic job at getting me into all sorts of bother. He should be sent on a top secret mission to join the US Navy. Any volunteeers to drop him off at New York

02-08-07, 11:26 AM	#21
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	How exactly was there a "Bernard character" in the game? Dowly gave his screenshot that name for reasons of his own; he may have even picked it at random. Personally I think the whole thing is silly anyway; I suggested Parker because I hate Dinsdale (but not because he's British). __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-08-07, 11:58 AM	#23
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Every navy has it's Bernard. I think Bernard should stay. Although "Scooter" could be a good one! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-08-07, 05:28 PM	#27
LZ_Baker Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 213 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	The clueless nurse hit the fire button. I love that part of the movie. "We just sunk a truck, lets get the ******* outta here!" Oh yea, it was Opperation Petticoat __________________

02-07-07, 05:25 PM	#18
NEON DEON Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 5	I would have to say that I believe Parker is a much bigger screw up. Parker also belongs in the Pacific. Bernard needs to hang out in the Channel where he belongs!

02-08-07, 04:46 AM	#19
TheSatyr Captain Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 545 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Got to be Parker...he was the perfect screw up. Even when he did something right,it was because he accidentaly did something right.

02-08-07, 04:57 AM	#20
DaMaGe007 Watch Officer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 338 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I believe Bernard was chosen as the doofus due to the fact that there was a bernard charactor in the sh3 game. It seems a bit silly to choose a name for the US Doofus before we get the game and find out if there is a parker, dinsdale ect in the game.

02-08-07, 11:56 AM	#22
DaMaGe007 Watch Officer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 338 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	There is a crew member named bernard as one of the officers or sailors you can assign, first I remember seeing it referenced, was in a patrol log written as a story. so I just made the connection, I could be wrong. My vote goes to Gilligan btw...

02-08-07, 05:54 PM	#28
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Operation Petticoat is teh EXACT movie name??? Gotta check out that....

02-08-07, 06:17 PM	#29
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Yes, that's the exact name. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053143/ The movie was made in 1959, however, and the line was "let's get the hell out of here". Be sure and read the other quotes from the site. There are a lot of good ones. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo