Neighbours from hell

STEED · 02-01-07, 07:28 AM

Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book

then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police

well I said too him feel free call them see if I care.

This is not the first time we have had words for example he does not like my black bin bags and my black gate and the bush which is not strictly growing in my garden is in his words infringing his civil rights to open his window and it's blocking out the sun light.

I can't take much more of this I'm going to

Moving on to my other neighbour who slams doors in the early hours of the morning and the number of punch up's these people have had I lost count. Fortunately in there case I can get the council on to them at the moment I have to monitor them for three weeks and fill in all these boring forms.

Has anyone here put up with a neighbour from hell?

jumpy · 02-01-07, 07:30 AM

see nothing but smileys

HunterICX · 02-01-07, 07:31 AM

steed, white please

STEED · 02-01-07, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

see nothing but smileys

Pardom can you see the post?

HunterICX · 02-01-07, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by jumpy

see nothing but smileys

Pardom can you see the post?

sorry steed, but you used Black font...so we couldnt read it because the background is black as well

STEED · 02-01-07, 07:51 AM

That's strange? I must admit I did it on Word2003 and pasted it over here hang on I shall change the colour.

Dose that help?

Godalmighty83 · 02-01-07, 08:15 AM

dark blue on black is not so great.

STEED · 02-01-07, 08:17 AM

I just changed the colour again. You just have to make do with it.

AJ! · 02-01-07, 08:22 AM

Sounds like quite a predicament your in steve... First thing that comes to mind is that song "Stuck in the middle with you"

I havnt personly had many problems with nabours apart from back in my old nabourhood where every halloween guaranteed another barrage of eggs from young hoodlums

Abraham · 02-01-07, 08:51 AM

Are both your neighbours from hell, STEED???

Oberon · 02-01-07, 08:59 AM

You need to get yourself one of these and some rocks.

Failing that, you could always pretend to convert to Islam and wake him up at 7am with a call to prayer broadcasting from your windows, and if he complains, then call him racist and threaten to ring the police

But I prefer option one personally...

Letum · 02-01-07, 10:59 AM

Spades and Shovels are very different!

Shovels have raised edges or a steady curve so things don't fall off the side.

There are 14 words for different spades and shovels where I come from.
I know this because a ex-boss of mine was a extreme spade/shovel pedant.

/pointless blog

Tchocky · 02-01-07, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book

then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police

well I said too him feel free call them see if I care.

Jeez, what did you say, may I ask?

STEED · 02-01-07, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

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Originally Posted by STEED

Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book

then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police

well I said too him feel free call them see if I care.

Jeez, what did you say, may I ask?

Not a thing.

This bloke is round the bend in his thinking and has got up the nose of most folks around here.

STEED · 02-01-07, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Spades and Shovels are very different!

Shovels have raised edges or a steady curve so things don't fall off the side.

It's a 100% spade

and nuts to my

neighbour.

02-01-07, 07:28 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Neighbours from hell Help I got a PC neighbour and he driving me nuts, he told me not too call a spade a spade as this will upset dark skin people! So I asked him what should I call it? He said call it a shovel, so I said no thanks it's a spade in my book then he called me raciest and he was going to call the police well I said too him feel free call them see if I care. This is not the first time we have had words for example he does not like my black bin bags and my black gate and the bush which is not strictly growing in my garden is in his words infringing his civil rights to open his window and it's blocking out the sun light. I can't take much more of this I'm going to Moving on to my other neighbour who slams doors in the early hours of the morning and the number of punch up's these people have had I lost count. Fortunately in there case I can get the council on to them at the moment I have to monitor them for three weeks and fill in all these boring forms. Has anyone here put up with a neighbour from hell? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by Gizzmoe; 02-01-07 at 11:24 AM.

02-01-07, 07:30 AM	#2
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	see nothing but smileys __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	steed, white please __________________ Last edited by Gizzmoe; 02-01-07 at 07:38 AM. Reason: Changed text color

02-01-07, 07:51 AM	#6
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	That's strange? I must admit I did it on Word2003 and pasted it over here hang on I shall change the colour. Dose that help? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-01-07, 08:15 AM	#7
Godalmighty83 Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 398 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	dark blue on black is not so great. __________________ Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

02-01-07, 08:17 AM	#8
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I just changed the colour again. You just have to make do with it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 02-01-07 at 08:28 AM.

02-01-07, 08:22 AM	#9
AJ! Commodore Join Date: May 2006 Location: That lil island above france Posts: 601 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds like quite a predicament your in steve... First thing that comes to mind is that song "Stuck in the middle with you" I havnt personly had many problems with nabours apart from back in my old nabourhood where every halloween guaranteed another barrage of eggs from young hoodlums __________________

02-01-07, 08:51 AM	#10
Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Neighbours from hell Are both your neighbours from hell, STEED??? __________________ RIP Abraham

02-01-07, 08:59 AM	#11
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	You need to get yourself one of these and some rocks. Failing that, you could always pretend to convert to Islam and wake him up at 7am with a call to prayer broadcasting from your windows, and if he complains, then call him racist and threaten to ring the police But I prefer option one personally...

02-01-07, 10:59 AM	#12
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Spades and Shovels are very different! Shovels have raised edges or a steady curve so things don't fall off the side. There are 14 words for different spades and shovels where I come from. I know this because a ex-boss of mine was a extreme spade/shovel pedant. /pointless blog __________________