Battle of the Marijuana

Yahoshua · 10-13-06, 03:37 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061013/...azkxBHNlYwN0bQ--

madDdog67 · 10-13-06, 03:42 PM

do we bake it?

No no no, no.

Do we fry it?

No no no, no

Do We SMOKE it?

Yes yes yes, yes.

I've just hopelessly dated myself. I hope I got the routine quoted correctly...if not, my apolgies to Michael Richarson, Malanie Chartoff, and any other Fridays cast members I can't remember.

STEED · 10-13-06, 03:48 PM

Burn it down or use weed killer. Sorted

Rose · 10-13-06, 04:10 PM

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In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

That's a sure-fire way to give your presence away to the enemy. They'll smell it before they see it...

Hylander_1314 · 10-13-06, 04:37 PM

No no no no, I don't sffft no more,

I'm tired of waking up on the floor,

No thank you please it only makes me sneeze,

And then it makes it hard to find the door!

Yahoshua · 10-13-06, 06:25 PM

Which door? There's three of them that keep changing colors.

badhat17 · 10-13-06, 06:30 PM

This looks like a great recruitment ploy to me.

ASWnut101 · 10-13-06, 09:22 PM

Thats why god invented Napalm!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

....use weed killer....

Funny, you may or may not know this, but in America, Marijuana is more commonly called "weed".....

August · 10-14-06, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rose

Quote:

In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

That's a sure-fire way to give your presence away to the enemy. They'll smell it before they see it...

Not if it's sitting in the middle of a whole field of the stuff.

jumpy · 10-14-06, 06:44 PM

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Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.
One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

hehe, that last bit made me laugh out loud...

I'm sure those guys were not 'downwind' by accident and had almost no objection to any supposed ill effects.

"Hey, ...man!"
"Hey's not here man, take off Cheech" :rotfl:

cobalt · 10-14-06, 07:59 PM

canadas army can't even kill a plant

Yahoshua · 10-14-06, 09:12 PM

Whoa!! Canada has an army? (PUFF).

Joking aside, have you ever tried to burn down a rainforest during the seasonal rains?

Won't work. Same situation here only being that the plants are holding so much water that they can't burn it down. Besides, they can always take their tanks into the fields and use mine-sweepers to destroy the crops.

ASWnut101 · 10-14-06, 09:16 PM

or get a bunch of people to pick the plants, spray round-up and problem solved!

Yahoshua · 10-14-06, 10:14 PM

Marijuana has proven a hardy plant, so round-up may not always be the best solution. Not to mention the adverse effects of surrounding areas after the spraying.

Better to get a mine-sweeping tank or run the whole thing through a wood-chipper.

Then dry it, and then......

ASWnut101 · 10-14-06, 10:16 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

10-13-06, 03:37 PM	#1
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Battle of the Marijuana http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061013/...azkxBHNlYwN0bQ-- __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Burn it down or use weed killer. Sorted __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	No no no no, I don't sffft no more, I'm tired of waking up on the floor, No thank you please it only makes me sneeze, And then it makes it hard to find the door! __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------

10-13-06, 06:25 PM	#6
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Which door? There's three of them that keep changing colors. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

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badhat17 Navy Dude Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Derbyshire La La Laa Posts: 176 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	This looks like a great recruitment ploy to me. __________________

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madDdog67 Loader Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: VA, USA Posts: 84 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	do we bake it? No no no, no. Do we fry it? No no no, no Do We SMOKE it? Yes yes yes, yes. I've just hopelessly dated myself. I hope I got the routine quoted correctly...if not, my apolgies to Michael Richarson, Malanie Chartoff, and any other Fridays cast members I can't remember.

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cobalt Commander Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 440 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	canadas army can't even kill a plant

10-14-06, 09:12 PM	#12
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Whoa!! Canada has an army? (PUFF). Joking aside, have you ever tried to burn down a rainforest during the seasonal rains? Won't work. Same situation here only being that the plants are holding so much water that they can't burn it down. Besides, they can always take their tanks into the fields and use mine-sweepers to destroy the crops. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

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ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	or get a bunch of people to pick the plants, spray round-up and problem solved! __________________

10-14-06, 10:14 PM	#14
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Marijuana has proven a hardy plant, so round-up may not always be the best solution. Not to mention the adverse effects of surrounding areas after the spraying. Better to get a mine-sweeping tank or run the whole thing through a wood-chipper. Then dry it, and then...... __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

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ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________