Why Submarines are better than woman - Page 3

STEED · 10-11-06, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss Behavin

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Originally Posted by STEED

Women nag to much.

No we don't.

Yes you do.

Relax and chill out.

Respenus · 10-11-06, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

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BAH!!!

Sentimentalists!

No, just someone who know when there on to a good thing!

My lady smells alot better than any sub can, plus she can COOK!!

HEY!!! My sub can cook better then any world class cook.

That is AFTER I torpedo the ship loaded with world class cooks and I make them cook for survival (wrong dish and you're out a torpedo tube!)

IceGrog · 10-11-06, 10:15 AM

Sexist?
Well maybe, if me boat went down and I was stranded on a deserted island, who would I rather be stranded with, one of the guys from me crew or one of the gals?
Did I use that word gal? Oh my! I hope my wife don’t read this

CCIP · 10-11-06, 11:54 AM

On a desert island, I would rather be stranded with a submarine. I couldn't use the woman to sail the heck out of there.

IceGrog · 10-11-06, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

On a desert island, I would rather be stranded with a submarine. I couldn't use the woman to sail the heck out of there.

yeah but with the right woman you wouldn't want to go anywhere

I-25 · 10-11-06, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by IceGrog

yeah but with the right woman you wouldn't want to go anywhere

U shure got that right!

SteamWake · 10-11-06, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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This has to be clearly photoshopped ! If you look closely the "woman" side is clearly indicated as turned on !

SquareSteelBar · 10-11-06, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shegeek72

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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You're very right, Fräulein Kapitän.
A woman never would be able to operate such a complicated device - therefore the man was created...

SSB

P_Funk · 10-11-06, 03:43 PM

You know why women are so complicated and men are so simple. Because if a man was as fussy and naggy and needy and so confused and unsure as to what EXACTLY he wants women would never date them. No. Men are like Librarians for women. We just keep going into the backroom until we bring something back that you want, even when women don't know what they want.

It's like that salesman who keeps bringing you new shoes until one fits but they never do.:rotfl: We somehow keep going into the backroom.

bookworm_020 · 10-11-06, 05:56 PM

Whatch what you say about librarians, as I'm one.

Librarians : We bring order to chaos, Chaos just has more helpers and pays better!

rjcjunior · 10-11-06, 07:28 PM

Ok, I agree... but, subs don't have the "A PERSEGUIDA". It's make you wanna die

10-11-06, 10:15 AM	#33
IceGrog Engineer Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA on the edge of the Pacific Posts: 217 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sexist? Well maybe, if me boat went down and I was stranded on a deserted island, who would I rather be stranded with, one of the guys from me crew or one of the gals? Did I use that word gal? Oh my! I hope my wife don’t read this __________________ U-551 7th Flottille Laid down: 21 Nov, 1939, Blohm & Voss, Hamburg Commissioned: 7 Nov, 1940 Commander: Kptlt. IceGrog von Ritter Sunk: 12/11/1940, 01/01/1941, 10/16/1941, 01/16/1942, 08/04/1943 .................................................. .......... A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory Last edited by IceGrog; 10-11-06 at 10:33 AM.

10-11-06, 11:54 AM	#34
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	On a desert island, I would rather be stranded with a submarine. I couldn't use the woman to sail the heck out of there. __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

10-11-06, 03:43 PM	#39
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	You know why women are so complicated and men are so simple. Because if a man was as fussy and naggy and needy and so confused and unsure as to what EXACTLY he wants women would never date them. No. Men are like Librarians for women. We just keep going into the backroom until we bring something back that you want, even when women don't know what they want. It's like that salesman who keeps bringing you new shoes until one fits but they never do.:rotfl: We somehow keep going into the backroom. __________________

10-11-06, 05:56 PM	#40
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Whatch what you say about librarians, as I'm one. Librarians : We bring order to chaos, Chaos just has more helpers and pays better! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-11-06, 07:28 PM	#41
rjcjunior Watch Join Date: May 2003 Location: Brasil Posts: 28 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ok, I agree... but, subs don't have the "A PERSEGUIDA". It's make you wanna die __________________ Porque a vida é passageira, e a morte é o trem. (because the life ia a passenger, and the death is the train)