Total Derealization

[Skybird]

VICTORY!!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/04/wa...=1&oref=slogin

October 4, 2006

In Bill’s Fine Print, Millions to Celebrate Victory

By THOM SHANKER
WASHINGTON, Oct. 3 — Even as the Bush administration urges Americans to stay the course in Iraq, Republicans in Congress have put down a quiet marker in the apparent hope that V-I Day might be only months away.
Tucked away in fine print in the military spending bill for this past year was a lump sum of $20 million to pay for a celebration in the nation’s capital “for commemoration of success” in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Not surprisingly, the money was not spent.
Now Congressional Republicans are saying, in effect, maybe next year. A paragraph written into spending legislation and approved by the Senate and House allows the $20 million to be rolled over into 2007.
The original legislation empowered the president to designate “a day of celebration” to commemorate the success of the armed forces in Afghanistan and Iraq, and to “issue a proclamation calling on the people of the United States to observe that day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.”
The celebration would honor the soldiers, sailors, air crews and marines who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, and it would be held in Washington, with the $20 million to cover the costs of military participation.
Democrats called attention to the measure, an act that Republicans are likely to portray as an effort to embarrass them five weeks before the midterm election. The Democrats said both the original language and the extension were pushed by Senate Republicans. A spokesman for the Republican-controlled Senate Armed Services Committee said it was protocol not to identify sponsors of such specific legislation.
The overall legislation was approved in the Senate by unanimous consent and overwhelmingly in the House after a short debate.
Democrats nevertheless said they were not pleased.
“If the Bush administration had spent more time planning for the postwar occupation of Iraq, and less time planning ‘mission accomplished’ victory celebrations, America would be closer to finishing the job in Iraq,” said Rebecca M. Kirszner, communications director for Senator Harry Reid of Nevada, the Democratic leader.
Lt. Col. Brian Maka, a Pentagon spokesman, said late Tuesday that the event was envisioned as an opportunity for “honoring returning U.S. forces at the conclusion” of operations in Afghanistan and Iraq. “As the funds were not used in F.Y. 2006,” the official said, using the initials for fiscal year, “the authorization was rolled over into F.Y. 2007.”

Without doubt the best black-humoured joke of the year.

[The Avon Lady]

Insh'Allah!

[SkvyWvr]

Oh Gawwd...the Ney Work Times.

[Rose]

Wait.... Is that actually real?

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by SkvyWvr

Oh Gawwd...the Ney Work Times.

Yes, the NYT. I recommend to shoot the messenger. Spares you the trouble to deal with the content of his message.

[Konovalov]

Originally Posted by Skybird

Yes, the NYT. I recommend to shoot the messenger. Spares you the trouble to deal with the content of his message.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[joea]

Originally Posted by Konovalov

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Make that a triple.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by joea

Make that a triple.

I find the NYT an irreputable newspaper nowdays but that still doesn't mean I can't quadruple it.

[ASWnut101]

room for one more?....:p

[TteFAboB]

The NYT is good for dog turd.

But I believe I could make a better celebration: Use the 20 million to pay for the rescue of the Iraqi democrats!

Get them out of there before they are forced to submit to Khamenei.