Yet another "Add caption or speech bubbles to this picture"-thread - Page 3

John Pancoast · 09-24-06, 08:05 PM

AP WIRE:

In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void.

In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated:

"We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo"

09-24-06, 09:23 PM

Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret.

Herr Kaleun "

Stupid Stupid Stupid..."

Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!"

Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!!

"

Raptor · 09-25-06, 12:35 AM

When Donitz objected to the high cost of the proposed type XI u-cruiser, a deal was struck between the Kriegsmarine, the design team, and the fishing fleet. Here's the prototype undergoing sea trials.

Steeltrap · 09-25-06, 01:33 AM

"Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......"

Tuddley3 · 09-25-06, 05:54 AM

LZ_Baker · 09-25-06, 10:34 AM

Steeltrap wins

kylania · 09-25-06, 10:56 AM

Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel!

Safe-Keeper · 09-26-06, 11:28 AM

I really liked the dynamite one, the mushrooms one, and the bar-maid one.

But to quote Baker: "Steeltrap wins" for originality! Good job! [Big Safe-Keeper bear hug]

Runner-ups are the dynamite one and the mushroom one! Don't worry - no hug.

Here's all of them, in chronological order!

A. when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over.

B. "The wharf insists it didn't mix any construction plans!"

C. "FISHING BOAT WITH BATTLESHIP CANNONS!!!!" cried poor Bernard, but tragicaly, noone belived him, since he has always been the boy screaming "fishing boat with battleship cannons"..................

D. "Captain to the bridge!! We're being attacked by the Norwegian Navy!"
"What Nav...Ah"

E. How Norwegian rednecks fish. "Dynamite, you don't need no stinking dynamite. Just two 8 inchers and HE shells.

F. "Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew"

G. "Why are the fishnets deployed?"
"Counter weigth, stupid."

H. Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!"

I. Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway.

J. BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K. "Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler"

L. "Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect."

M. 2 new sailors on the trawler talk:
"Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?"
"Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..."

N. ... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!!

O. I knew fishing boats were complaining about the lack of deck guns, but this is RIDICULOUS!

P. "I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!"

Q. "What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!"

R. "I'm never going to live this down in Kiel, out gunned by a fishing boat!!"

S. "Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..."

T. AP WIRE:

In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void.

In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated:

"We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo"

U. Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret.

Herr Kaleun " Stupid Stupid Stupid..."

Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!"

Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!!

V. "Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......"

W. Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel!

Mine:

1. Watchman: "...zo zey DID raize ze Blücher after all."

2.Bernard: "Herr Kaleun, Wir haven un fishingboot on Der Port Zide! Wir musten crash-taufen!!1

CO: "What ze ****, Bernard! Shut up und man ze Deck Gun! Donnerwetter..."

Bernard: "..But, but Herr Kaleu, it'z a Norwegian fishing boat!"

CO: "BERNA-A-A-ARD!

3. There had been some debate in Norway regarding the controversial tools used in the hunting of mackerel off Tromsø. Come April 1940, however, all voices of dissent were silenced.

Biggles · 09-26-06, 11:42 AM

Good on ya lads, I had some great laughs! The nr.A was golden

_Seth_ · 09-26-06, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

3. There had been some debate in Norway regarding the controversial tools used in the hunting of mackerel off Tromsø. Come April 1940, however, all voices of dissent were silenced.

Excellent!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Steeltrap · 09-28-06, 07:05 PM

Thanks SK, although I agree that your number 3 is pretty good (in fact, there are plenty of good efforts!).

09-24-06, 08:05 PM	#31
John Pancoast Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Minnysoda Posts: 3,211 Downloads: 501 Uploads: 4	AP WIRE: In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void. In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated: "We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo" __________________ "Realistic" is not always GAME-GOOD." - Wave Skipper Last edited by John Pancoast; 09-24-06 at 08:08 PM.

09-25-06, 12:35 AM	#33
Raptor Weps Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Pacific NW, USA Posts: 350 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	When Donitz objected to the high cost of the proposed type XI u-cruiser, a deal was struck between the Kriegsmarine, the design team, and the fishing fleet. Here's the prototype undergoing sea trials. __________________ Raptor

09-25-06, 01:33 AM	#34
Steeltrap Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 818 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	"Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......" Last edited by Steeltrap; 09-25-06 at 01:40 AM.

09-25-06, 10:34 AM	#36
LZ_Baker Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 213 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	Steeltrap wins __________________

09-25-06, 10:56 AM	#37
kylania Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 118 Uploads: 0	Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel! __________________

09-24-06, 09:23 PM	#32
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret. Herr Kaleun " Stupid Stupid Stupid..." Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!" Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!! "

09-25-06, 05:54 AM	#35
Tuddley3 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Augusta, Maine USA Posts: 905 Downloads: 170 Uploads: 0

09-26-06, 11:28 AM	#38
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I really liked the dynamite one, the mushrooms one, and the bar-maid one. But to quote Baker: "Steeltrap wins" for originality! Good job! [Big Safe-Keeper bear hug] Runner-ups are the dynamite one and the mushroom one! Don't worry - no hug. Here's all of them, in chronological order! A. when the kapitan looked through his binoculars, he knew the debate of right or wrong to sink a fishing boat, was over. B. "The wharf insists it didn't mix any construction plans!" C. "FISHING BOAT WITH BATTLESHIP CANNONS!!!!" cried poor Bernard, but tragicaly, noone belived him, since he has always been the boy screaming "fishing boat with battleship cannons".................. D. "Captain to the bridge!! We're being attacked by the Norwegian Navy!" "What Nav...Ah" E. How Norwegian rednecks fish. "Dynamite, you don't need no stinking dynamite. Just two 8 inchers and HE shells. F. "Ask the cook where he got those mushrooms he put in tonights stew" G. "Why are the fishnets deployed?" "Counter weigth, stupid." H. Kaleun: -"Verdammten Vikings, always showing off!" I. Germany's explanation of why they invaded the neutral Norway. J. BERNARD forget the recognition manual YOU DUMBKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K. "Due to lack of funds to build battleships, the norweigen navy has developed the battletrawler" L. "Bernard... it's for you. I think it's your ex-wife come to collect." M. 2 new sailors on the trawler talk: "Where did the captain get this one heck of a gun?" "Dunno, all I know is that he was fishing in the Oslo fjord for some time..." N. ... And EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL GUNS!!!! O. I knew fishing boats were complaining about the lack of deck guns, but this is RIDICULOUS! P. "I knew they were a little angry after I cut their nets, but I didn't think they would hold a gruge!" Q. "What do you mean he got them on Ebay!!!!" R. "I'm never going to live this down in Kiel, out gunned by a fishing boat!!" S. "Bernard! I TOLD you it wasn't a good idea to tell the "how many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb" joke in that bar, but would you listen to me? NoooOOoooo..." T. AP WIRE: In an unforeseen action, the Norwegian Government today announced their decision to as of this date declare all International Whaling Treaties null and void. In a prepared statement, where a photo of the latest Norwegian whaling technology was shown, Minister of Fisheries Shot Gunderson also stated: "We also plan on starting a Tuna Fleet next year, with the hope of catching more dolphins in our nets than tuna. And if any of those Greenpeace weanies try to stop us, well, take another look at this photo" U. Bernard "HA HA HA HAAAAAA UAH UAH UUUUAAAAHHH" <---Revenge of the Nerd Laughing while pointing at the fishing boat with a HUGE gun turret. Herr Kaleun " Stupid Stupid Stupid..." Bernard "That's about as funny as a Battleship with screen doors huh Herr Kaleun?!?!" Herr Kaleun "It's U-boot!!!! U-boot with a screen door you Moron!!! Get the joke right or don't tell it at all!!! V. "Reminds me of that barmaid at base: heavily armed up top, fishnets below, and carries a load of crabs......" W. Fishing with "Anton", next on the Outdoor Life Channel! Mine: 1. Watchman: "...zo zey DID raize ze Blücher after all." 2.Bernard: "Herr Kaleun, Wir haven un fishingboot on Der Port Zide! Wir musten crash-taufen!!1 CO: "What ze ****, Bernard! Shut up und man ze Deck Gun! Donnerwetter..." Bernard: "..But, but Herr Kaleu, it'z a Norwegian fishing boat!" CO: "BERNA-A-A-ARD! 3. There had been some debate in Norway regarding the controversial tools used in the hunting of mackerel off Tromsø. Come April 1940, however, all voices of dissent were silenced. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

09-26-06, 11:42 AM	#39
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Good on ya lads, I had some great laughs! The nr.A was golden __________________

09-28-06, 07:05 PM	#41
Steeltrap Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 818 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Thanks SK, although I agree that your number 3 is pretty good (in fact, there are plenty of good efforts!).