Women are better drivers than men - Page 7

Eichhörnchen · 06-20-18, 08:40 AM

Point taken, but statistics are for the statisticians when I'm behind the wheel: I make sure I'm extra wary when a woman driver gets anywhere near me. My wife is the kindest natured and most forgiving person I know, yet even she agrees that whenever someone's tried to kill either of us on the road it's almost always been a woman.

Like I said at the outset, this is merely a record of my own experiences

Aktungbby · 06-20-18, 08:44 AM

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US YOUR WIFE IS 'KIND NATURED AND MOST FORGIVING'....WE ALREADY ASSUMED AS MUCH!

Eichhörnchen · 06-20-18, 10:26 AM

She does need to be... I'm the first to admit it

Rockstar · 06-20-18, 11:05 AM

Some woman are better drivers and sometimes I prefer them to take the wheel for awhile.

Eichhörnchen · 06-20-18, 12:57 PM

She's riding a little pony

Reece · 06-20-18, 06:52 PM

Wish I was the pony!!

Eichhörnchen · 06-21-18, 06:22 AM

About 1 hour ago I was accelerating off from the main town roundabout in the left-hand lane when a driver in the lane to my right suddenly decided she needed to be in the left-hand lane too. She didn't put on her left flasher and wait to be let over the way a good driver would; instead she simply pulled into my path forcing me to brake, switching on her indicator as she did so.

I really don't know what I could have been thinking... keeping to my lane and getting in her way like that

Eisenwurst · 06-21-18, 07:05 AM

How's the old saying go???

"The first time it's happenstance.

The second time it's coincidence.

The third time it's enemy action."

They're out to get you.

Eisenwurst · 06-21-18, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockstar

Some woman are better drivers and sometimes I prefer them to take the wheel for awhile.

Be the Pony.

Rockstar · 06-21-18, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

About 1 hour ago I was accelerating off from the main town roundabout in the left-hand lane when a driver in the lane to my right suddenly decided she needed to be in the left-hand lane too. She didn't put on her left flasher and wait to be let over the way a good driver would; instead she simply pulled into my path forcing me to brake, switching on her indicator as she did so.

I really don't know what I could have been thinking... keeping to my lane and getting in her way like that

Was she a hottie? Not that matters of course, just asking.

Rockstar · 06-22-18, 07:32 PM

No answer eh, whats a matter Chicken?

Eisenwurst · 06-22-18, 10:29 PM

Platapus · 06-23-18, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by eisenwurst

This is the Moonee Moonee bridge on a quiet traffic day. Since it opened about 25? years ago there's been a lot of crashes on it. Many deaths and permanent crippling injuries.

Irresponsible drivers are criminally negligent.

No wonder. You are driving on the wrong side of the highway!!!!!!!

(ducking)

Platapus · 06-23-18, 06:49 AM

The Frau drives 55 mph... until she gets out of the driveway, that is.

Eisenwurst · 06-23-18, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

No wonder. You are driving on the wrong side of the highway!!!!!!!

(ducking)

We're upside down, remember. So everything's reversed.

06-20-18, 08:40 AM	#91
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Point taken, but statistics are for the statisticians when I'm behind the wheel: I make sure I'm extra wary when a woman driver gets anywhere near me. My wife is the kindest natured and most forgiving person I know, yet even she agrees that whenever someone's tried to kill either of us on the road it's almost always been a woman. Like I said at the outset, this is merely a record of my own experiences __________________

06-20-18, 08:44 AM	#92
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,099 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL US YOUR WIFE IS 'KIND NATURED AND MOST FORGIVING'....WE ALREADY ASSUMED AS MUCH! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

06-20-18, 10:26 AM	#93
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	She does need to be... I'm the first to admit it __________________

06-20-18, 12:57 PM	#95
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	She's riding a little pony __________________

06-20-18, 06:52 PM	#96
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,836 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Wish I was the pony!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

06-20-18, 11:05 AM	#94
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Some woman are better drivers and sometimes I prefer them to take the wheel for awhile.

06-21-18, 06:22 AM	#97
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,488 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	About 1 hour ago I was accelerating off from the main town roundabout in the left-hand lane when a driver in the lane to my right suddenly decided she needed to be in the left-hand lane too. She didn't put on her left flasher and wait to be let over the way a good driver would; instead she simply pulled into my path forcing me to brake, switching on her indicator as she did so. I really don't know what I could have been thinking... keeping to my lane and getting in her way like that __________________

06-21-18, 07:05 AM	#98
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,787 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	How's the old saying go??? "The first time it's happenstance. The second time it's coincidence. The third time it's enemy action." They're out to get you. __________________

06-22-18, 07:32 PM	#101
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	No answer eh, whats a matter Chicken?

06-22-18, 10:29 PM	#102
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,787 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	__________________

06-23-18, 06:49 AM	#104
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,404 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The Frau drives 55 mph... until she gets out of the driveway, that is. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.