New Zealanders biggest viewers of porn!!!

kiwi_2005 · 05-22-06, 09:10 PM

I just heard over the radio that New zealanders are 2nd in the world South African are first, for viewers of porn on the net!!!

According to this guy, we watch on the net rugby, sheep! and porn. :rotfl:

Why would i want to surf the net for sheep!?!. No wonder aussies call us sheep shaggers!. Total BS, porn is old and good to cure Insomnia Rugby is ok but i prefer to watch that american football, and for sheep well they're good cooking over a fire - spit with lots of apple sauce, and beers.

TLAM Strike · 05-22-06, 09:54 PM

Well you guys are stuck on a pair of little islands at the bottom of the world so Iâ€™m not surprised. :P

kiwi_2005 · 05-22-06, 10:33 PM

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Well you guys are stuck on a pair of little islands at the bottom of the world so Iâ€™m not surprised.

Even you americans laugh at us

diver · 05-22-06, 10:52 PM

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Why would i want to surf the net for sheep!?!.

You ask that AND you prefer American Football to rugby, are you sure your a kiwi?

kiwi_2005 · 05-22-06, 11:15 PM

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You ask that AND you prefer American Football to rugby, are you sure your a kiwi?

Ah good to see a aussie neighbour on this forum.

Oh im a kiwi "mate" notice i said 'mate' most famous aussie word around. Anyways mate, only a true kiwi can pass this test

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html

diver · 05-23-06, 02:11 AM

Damn, only 2/6.

GreyOctober · 05-23-06, 04:49 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

kiwi_2005 · 05-23-06, 06:02 AM

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JScones · 05-23-06, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Oh im a kiwi "mate" notice i said 'mate' most famous aussie word around. Anyways mate, only a true kiwi can pass this test

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! ...5 out of 6... I must be a Kiwi. Help, shoot me... :rotfl:

Hang on, I may finally be able to barrack for a consistently winning Rugby team... :hmm:

diver · 05-23-06, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by JScones

Hang on, I may finally be able to barrack for a consistently winning Rugby team... :hmm:

Dont worry, everybody knows the NZers always crack at the biggest stage there is.

On paper I rate them as RWC07 favourites, but I also suspect that nothing will have changed at all over the last 15 years, the All Blacks are gonna choke in France, just like in 03, 99, 95 and 91.

edit: I really hope I wont have to eat my words come September next year.

JScones · 05-23-06, 07:25 AM

Nah, you'll be right. NZ will fall to France in the final.

Mind you, I think home town advantage is all that's going to get France elevated from bridesmaid status...

diver · 05-23-06, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JScones

Nah, you'll be right. NZ will fall to France in the final.

Mind you, I think home town advantage is all that's going to get France elevated from bridesmaid status...

Yeah thats my tip too.

Mind you I dnt know who I'd rather win out of that one, NZ may be a bunch of kiwis but at least they are from the southern hemisphere, cause i really dont want to see the victory go north a second time (unless its to the scots, i can dream).

The thought of either of them winning the webb ellis cup makes me quesy.

mapuc · 05-23-06, 12:48 PM

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html

I've got ONE question right out of 6

well I'm from Sweden not NZ

Markus

bradclark1 · 05-23-06, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyOctober

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Okay!!! Who went to www.masturbateforpeace.com and checked them out? Own up!!!
I liked http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/breasts.html myself.

kiwi_2005 · 05-23-06, 04:51 PM

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Dont worry, everybody knows the NZers always crack at the biggest stage there is.

On paper I rate them as RWC07 favourites, but I also suspect that nothing will have changed at all over the last 15 years, the All Blacks are gonna choke in France, just like in 03, 99, 95 and 91.

This aint fare im up against to aussies on this forum

. Mate our all blacks are like no other this times around, expect them to beat Australia in the world cup :P. As long as we dont go and change our coach will be winners. Our last world cup the all blacks coach was a blardy idiot and got rid of two good players they left NZ rugby and now play for some rugby team in ireland. But the all blacks had lost even before they had started.

05-22-06, 09:10 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	New Zealanders biggest viewers of porn!!! I just heard over the radio that New zealanders are 2nd in the world South African are first, for viewers of porn on the net!!! According to this guy, we watch on the net rugby, sheep! and porn. :rotfl: Why would i want to surf the net for sheep!?!. No wonder aussies call us sheep shaggers!. Total BS, porn is old and good to cure Insomnia Rugby is ok but i prefer to watch that american football, and for sheep well they're good cooking over a fire - spit with lots of apple sauce, and beers. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Well you guys are stuck on a pair of little islands at the bottom of the world so Iâ€™m not surprised. :P __________________

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GreyOctober Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 394 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________

05-23-06, 06:02 AM	#8
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

05-23-06, 02:11 AM	#6
diver Engineer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 213 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Damn, only 2/6.

05-23-06, 07:25 AM	#11
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Nah, you'll be right. NZ will fall to France in the final. Mind you, I think home town advantage is all that's going to get France elevated from bridesmaid status...

05-23-06, 12:48 PM	#13
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/wmg/Sheep.html I've got ONE question right out of 6 well I'm from Sweden not NZ Markus