Why we split up

kiwi_2005 · 05-18-06, 04:02 PM

...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. ...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. ...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. ...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. ...I told her that was what the beer was for. ..... I don't think she's coming back..........

Happy Times · 05-18-06, 04:33 PM

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jumpy · 05-18-06, 04:36 PM

aah, the age of equality... so long as it's my equality not yours.
Sorry to hear that m8.

GreyOctober · 05-18-06, 04:46 PM

bad news indeed kiwi

...hang in there mate. Anyhoo, youll find beer useful once more, if you know what im sayin....

kiwi_2005 · 05-18-06, 04:50 PM

Thanks for the concern guys, but it was a joke

A bit of humor is good for the soul :P

The Noob · 05-18-06, 04:51 PM

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Happy Times · 05-18-06, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyOctober

bad news indeed kiwi

...hang in there mate. Anyhoo, youll find beer useful once more, if you know what im sayin....

Thats the first mistake to do, especially if he wants her back..Women play games, you have to play along to win.

GreyOctober · 05-18-06, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Thanks for the concern guys, but it was a joke

A bit of humor is good for the soul :P

BLACKLISTED!

:rotfl:

STEED · 05-18-06, 06:13 PM

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05-18-06, 04:02 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Why we split up ...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking. ...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. ...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. ...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. ...I told her that was what the beer was for. ..... I don't think she's coming back.......... __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

05-18-06, 04:33 PM	#2
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05-18-06, 04:36 PM	#3
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	aah, the age of equality... so long as it's my equality not yours. Sorry to hear that m8. __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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GreyOctober Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 394 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	bad news indeed kiwi ...hang in there mate. Anyhoo, youll find beer useful once more, if you know what im sayin.... __________________

05-18-06, 04:50 PM	#5
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Thanks for the concern guys, but it was a joke A bit of humor is good for the soul :P __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	deleted

05-18-06, 06:13 PM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!