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Old 05-10-16, 10:58 AM   #1
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Default The Unoffical Spam Hunters Shanty

Just a little something I had whipped up after playing some Assassin's Creed Black Flag, The Spamming Sailor which is based off of the sea shanty Drunken Sailor.

THE SPAMMING SAILOR
What do we do with a spamming sailor,
What do we do with a spamming sailor,
What do we do with spamming sailor early in the morning!


Weigh heigh, up she rises
Weigh heigh, up she rises
Weigh heigh, up she rises, early in the morning!

Throw 'im in the brig with bilge rats on 'im,
Throw 'im the brig with bilge rats on 'im,
Throw 'im in the brig with bilge rats on 'im early in the morning!

Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises, early in the morning!

Give him wack the with the 'ole ban hammer,
Give him wack the with the 'ole ban hammer,
Give him a wack with the 'ole ban hammer early in the morning!

Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises,
Weigh heigh, up she rises, early in the morning!

So if you see a spam post paste this shanty there and make sure to report the post!
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Old 05-10-16, 12:25 PM   #2
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Old 05-10-16, 03:27 PM   #3
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Default Spam and Eggs

https://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=m...+spam+and+eggs

I appreciate the shout our to The Bilge Rat's
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Old 05-10-16, 11:18 PM   #6
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I appreciate the shout our to The Bilge Rat's
No problem, besides it wouldn't of rhymed quite the same without the Bilge Rat's. As for the Monty Python sketch Spam and Eggs is good this is the best sketch I've ever seen
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Old 05-11-16, 01:01 AM   #7
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Icon12 on the 'wacko' nature of unstressed bilgerats

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No problem, besides it wouldn't of rhymed quite the same without the Bilge Rat's.
Of course that would depend on your definition of rime ... we can lick any icy iambic pentameter issue
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Throw 'im/ in the/ brig with/ bilge rats/ on 'im/ early/ in the/ morning/!
That may be more dactylic than iambic or simply a heptameter stanza "Weigh Heigh, up we bilge rats rises; We'll grimly gnaw 'im, early in the morning!"
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Old 05-11-16, 06:57 AM   #8
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Bilge Rat, eggs, bacon and a side order of Spam and Monty Python to go with it.
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Old 05-11-16, 09:44 AM   #9
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No problem, besides it wouldn't of rhymed quite the same without the Bilge Rat's. As for the Monty Python sketch Spam and Eggs is good this is the best sketch I've ever seen
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