Denmark Tops Happiest Country Survey Again - Page 2

em2nought · 03-19-16, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Denmark only continues to make the list because Texas is not a country.

Yet

Well, in Denmark those chicks hang out in a window dressed just like that,, and I can acquire their services for a nominal price. In Texas you have to marry them, and they get at least half of everything. Fix that and I'm ready to move, and secede.

Aktungbby · 03-19-16, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Why is Mapuc such a sour puss?

I've always wondered...
Is that pronounced May Puck or May puke?

He's just turned 51 and it's a loooong descent across the second half century...or maybe not: It seems to go a lot faster actually

GoldenRivet · 03-19-16, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by em2nought

Well, in Denmark those chicks hang out in a window dressed just like that,, and I can acquire their services for a nominal price. In Texas you have to marry them, and they get at least half of everything. Fix that and I'm ready to move, and secede.

you dont have to marry them LOL

trust me

Wolferz · 03-19-16, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

He's just turned 51 and it's a loooong descent across the second half century...or maybe not: It seems to go a lot faster actually

Aye, sir. The clock seems to crawl when we're young and advancing years speeds it up to ludicrous speed. I know because I'm already eleven years into the second half century, going on twelve.

Mittelwaechter · 03-19-16, 09:15 PM

In the first half of your life change doesn't happen fast enough. All the old stuff is outdated and there is so much new to try and experience.
In the second half change happens way too fast. All the good reliable stuff is questioned, new concepts may totally confuse the trusted way of living.

Happiness means to realize you have everything you need.

As long as we are constantly told not to have everything we need, it's hard to become happy.

Get the new, better, faster, more capable, futuristic, happy making stuff and you can be happy. Get more of it! Over there is something better! This is what you need! Buy that and you feel happy! This too! Get the electric soap dispenser, to never ever contaminate your hands again while washing them...

The happy countries are peaceful, very social and the taxes are high. To share with the community feels good and it pays back. It ensures everybody can have a pretty good life. Fair conditions for all and a cool temper are key.

03-19-16, 09:15 PM	#20
Mittelwaechter The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,304 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	In the first half of your life change doesn't happen fast enough. All the old stuff is outdated and there is so much new to try and experience. In the second half change happens way too fast. All the good reliable stuff is questioned, new concepts may totally confuse the trusted way of living. Happiness means to realize you have everything you need. As long as we are constantly told not to have everything we need, it's hard to become happy. Get the new, better, faster, more capable, futuristic, happy making stuff and you can be happy. Get more of it! Over there is something better! This is what you need! Buy that and you feel happy! This too! Get the electric soap dispenser, to never ever contaminate your hands again while washing them... The happy countries are peaceful, very social and the taxes are high. To share with the community feels good and it pays back. It ensures everybody can have a pretty good life. Fair conditions for all and a cool temper are key. __________________ 10 happy wolves rear 90 blinded, ensnared sheep. 90 happy sheep banish the wolves. Arrest the 1% - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ6hg1oNeGE Last edited by Mittelwaechter; 03-19-16 at 09:20 PM.