NK, lands first man on the Sun

mapuc · 06-29-15, 01:20 PM

Incredible what that country can do, now they have put a man on the Sun.

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...l-news-agency/

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“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-29-15, 01:58 PM

Slightly tanned no doubt.

Oberon · 06-29-15, 01:59 PM

STEED · 06-29-15, 02:02 PM

WOW HOLD THE PRESSES!

THIS IS INCREDIBLE NEWS!

vienna · 06-29-15, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mapuc

Incredible what that country can do, now they have put a man on the Sun.

That explains that long, loud, continuous screaming sound I heard coming from the skies...

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mapuc · 06-29-15, 02:24 PM

Have you noticed the time !? He left early in the morning and are scheduled to return in the evening.

Man, they have also developed some kind of really high speed rockets.

(I guess Mr Goebbel is rotating in his grave for not being that good at propaganda)

Markus

ikalugin · 06-29-15, 02:28 PM

The big lie principle.

Sailor Steve · 06-29-15, 02:28 PM

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It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

How come we never thought of that?

HW3 · 06-29-15, 02:36 PM

Hum...an 18 hour mission yet the news of it took almost a year and a half to reach us. Date on the article under the headline is January 21 2014.

(Waterford Whispers News is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website published by Waterford Whispers News.)

STEED · 06-29-15, 02:36 PM

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It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

How come we never thought of that?

Because you already noticed its dark up there in space so no need to worry about daytime saving rates.

August · 06-29-15, 04:45 PM

Boy are the North Koreans going to be surprised when the Kim regime finally falls.

Tchocky · 06-29-15, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Boy are the North Koreans going to be surprised when the Kim regime finally falls.

That kind of mass mental destabilisation is terrifying and intriguing in equal measure.

Lionclaw · 06-29-15, 05:04 PM

Earth to the sun in four hours...

The light takes around 8 minutes to get here from the sun.

That's one very fast space craft.

Departed at 3 AM, arrived at the sun at 7 AM. Scientific experiments done between 7 AM and 5 PM. Left the sun at 5 PM to arrive in Lalaland by 9 PM.

06-29-15, 05:08 PM

Sadly, all this thread seems to show is that there is no hoax regarding North Korea that is too ridiculous to be believed by somebody...

Platapus · 06-29-15, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AndyJWest

Sadly, all this thread seems to show is that there is no hoax regarding North Korea that is too ridiculous to be believed by somebody...

Some people look for any excuse to ridicule North Korea.

06-29-15, 01:58 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Slightly tanned no doubt. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	WOW HOLD THE PRESSES! THIS IS INCREDIBLE NEWS! __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	The big lie principle. __________________ Grumpy as always.

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HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,574 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	Hum...an 18 hour mission yet the news of it took almost a year and a half to reach us. Date on the article under the headline is January 21 2014. (Waterford Whispers News is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website published by Waterford Whispers News.) __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,198 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Boy are the North Koreans going to be surprised when the Kim regime finally falls. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,537 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Have you noticed the time !? He left early in the morning and are scheduled to return in the evening. Man, they have also developed some kind of really high speed rockets. (I guess Mr Goebbel is rotating in his grave for not being that good at propaganda) Markus

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Lionclaw Ace of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,006 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Earth to the sun in four hours... The light takes around 8 minutes to get here from the sun. That's one very fast space craft. Departed at 3 AM, arrived at the sun at 7 AM. Scientific experiments done between 7 AM and 5 PM. Left the sun at 5 PM to arrive in Lalaland by 9 PM.

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AndyJWest Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Sadly, all this thread seems to show is that there is no hoax regarding North Korea that is too ridiculous to be believed by somebody...