Happy 5000

Kapitan · 04-07-06, 02:35 AM

A post to celebrate my 5,000th post

Drinks on me and no steed you can have more than just water this time

The Avon Lady · 04-07-06, 02:36 AM

Abe, strut your stuff.

kiwi_2005 · 04-07-06, 02:40 AM

A toast of Vodka to Kapitan.

STEED · 04-07-06, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan

A post to celebrate my 5,000th post

Drinks on me and no steed you can have more than just water this time

YABBA DABBA DO THANK YOU KAPITAN

Sixpack · 04-07-06, 07:23 AM

Awesome ! I think I have read 20

Kapitan · 04-07-06, 08:24 AM

LOL at least 5000 is a big number, i thank my friend spam

STEED · 04-07-06, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan

LOL at least 5000 is a big number, i thank my friend spam

Kapitan · 04-07-06, 08:36 AM

Dont you just hate them tins you have to open with them dam keys, i can never open them i end up getting a pair of scissors.

JSLTIGER · 04-07-06, 08:59 AM

5000

! I haven't even hit 1000 and I've been on the forum longer than you! So much for putting your two cents in...it's more like putting your $100 in.

P.S. Is even 1 of the 5000 spelled correctly?

SmokinTep · 04-07-06, 09:00 AM

:rotfl:

STEED · 04-07-06, 09:07 AM

Just for you Kapitan. A famours sketch from

ITS

Monty Pythons Flying Circus

THE SPAM SKETCH -

Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter - downwards (on wires)

Mr Bun Morning

Waitress Morning

Mr Bun What have you got, then?

Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pÃ¢tÃ©, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Mrs Bun Have you got anything without spam in it?

Waitress Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Mrs Bun I don't want ANY spam!

Mr Bun Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Mrs Bun That's got spam in it!

Mr Bun Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.

Mrs Bun Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Waitress Uuuuuuggggh!

Mrs Bun What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like spam

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
Brief stock shot of a Viking ship.

Waitress Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Mrs Bun Why not!

Waitress No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it.
Mrs Bun I don't like spam!

Mr Bun Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...

Mr Bun ... baked beans, spam, spam and spam.

Waitress Baked beans are off.

Mr Bun Well can I have spam instead?

Waitress You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?

Vikings (still singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... (etc.)

Mr Bun Yes.

Waitress Arrggh!

Vikings .. . lovely spam, wonderful, spam.

Waitress Shut up! Shut up!

The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the hungarian.
Hungarian Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...
Vikings (starting up again) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...

Waitress Shut up

A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out.
Hungarian My nipples explode...
Cut to a historian.

SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A HISTORIAN'
Historian Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating a map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...
The backdrop behind him rises to reveal the cafe again, The Vikings start singing again and the historian conducts them

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam wonderful spam ...
Mr and Mrs Bun rise slowly in the air

END

STEED · 04-07-06, 05:52 PM

Well Kap what do you think.

Linton · 04-07-06, 06:01 PM

I think they serve spam on his new posting at sea.

Kapitan · 04-07-06, 06:03 PM

nah thats cham

STEED · 04-07-06, 06:04 PM

Cham what? :P

04-07-06, 02:35 AM	#1
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	Happy 5000 A post to celebrate my 5,000th post Drinks on me and no steed you can have more than just water this time __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

04-07-06, 02:36 AM	#2
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Abe, strut your stuff. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

04-07-06, 02:40 AM	#3
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	A toast of Vodka to Kapitan. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-07-06, 07:23 AM	#5
Sixpack Samurai Navy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: below North Sea level (iow Holland) Posts: 592 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Awesome ! I think I have read 20 __________________ \"Navigare necesse est, vivere non est necesse\"

04-07-06, 08:24 AM	#6
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	LOL at least 5000 is a big number, i thank my friend spam __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

04-07-06, 08:36 AM	#8
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	Dont you just hate them tins you have to open with them dam keys, i can never open them i end up getting a pair of scissors. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

04-07-06, 08:59 AM	#9
JSLTIGER The Old Man Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Parkland, FL, USA Posts: 1,437 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	5000 ! I haven't even hit 1000 and I've been on the forum longer than you! So much for putting your two cents in...it's more like putting your $100 in. P.S. Is even 1 of the 5000 spelled correctly? __________________ Thor: Intel Core i7 4770K\|ASUS Z87Pro\|32GB DDR3 RAM\|11GB EVGA GeForce RTX 2080Ti Black\|256GB Crucial M4 SSD+2TB WD HDD\|4X LG BD-RE\|32" Acer Predator Z321QU 165Hz G-Sync (2540x1440)\|Logitech Z-323 2.1 Sound\|Win 10 Pro Explorer (MSI GL63 8RE-629 Laptop): Intel Core i7 8750H\|16GB DDR4 RAM\|6GB GeForce GTX 1060\|128GB SSD+1TB HDD\|15.6" Widescreen (1920x1080)\|Logitech R-20 2.1 Sound\|Win 10 Home

04-07-06, 09:00 AM	#10
SmokinTep Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suffolk, Virginia Posts: 1,027 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:

04-07-06, 09:07 AM	#11
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Just for you Kapitan. A famours sketch from ITS Monty Pythons Flying Circus THE SPAM SKETCH - Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr and Mrs Bun enter - downwards (on wires) Mr Bun Morning Waitress Morning Mr Bun What have you got, then? Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pÃ¢tÃ©, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Mrs Bun Have you got anything without spam in it? Waitress Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Mrs Bun I don't want ANY spam! Mr Bun Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage? Mrs Bun That's got spam in it! Mr Bun Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam. Mrs Bun Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Waitress Uuuuuuggggh! Mrs Bun What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like spam Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ... Brief stock shot of a Viking ship. Waitress Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Mrs Bun Why not! Waitress No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it. Mrs Bun I don't like spam! Mr Bun Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... Mr Bun ... baked beans, spam, spam and spam. Waitress Baked beans are off. Mr Bun Well can I have spam instead? Waitress You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam? Vikings (still singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... (etc.) Mr Bun Yes. Waitress Arrggh! Vikings .. . lovely spam, wonderful, spam. Waitress Shut up! Shut up! The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the hungarian. Hungarian Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ... Vikings (starting up again) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... Waitress Shut up A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out. Hungarian My nipples explode... Cut to a historian. SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A HISTORIAN' Historian Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating a map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... The backdrop behind him rises to reveal the cafe again, The Vikings start singing again and the historian conducts them Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam wonderful spam ... Mr and Mrs Bun rise slowly in the air END __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-07-06, 05:52 PM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well Kap what do you think. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-07-06, 06:01 PM	#13
Linton Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I think they serve spam on his new posting at sea. __________________ http://lintonsview.blogspot.com/

04-07-06, 06:03 PM	#14
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	nah thats cham __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

04-07-06, 06:04 PM	#15
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Cham what? :P __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!