N Korea threatens war over US movie

[mapuc]

Be easy on that man, he had a though childhood you should feel sorry for that poor man instead.

Markus

[soopaman2]

That is soooooooo cuuuuuute!

Is that his casus belli for this month?

Adorable.

I bet he demands food, to "stand down" like they always do.

This guy is a moron, think realistically for one second.

If he "attacks", who is he killing?

His own people (Koreans, maybe Japanese, if his limp dicked missiles actually work.). He cannot reach us. He can only kill our allies, who are only on a leash because we have them there.

If he starts a war over a comedy movie, then even his bestest pals China and Russia cannot even save him from us, after all, they are the reason the Korean war is still going on.

edit: This guy is seriously a character, how can he be taken seriously, by anyone? Only people who do, hate America.

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Is that his casus belli for this month?I bet he demands food, to "stand down" like they always do.

More a "Crassus Belly' in fatboy's case!

[Wolferz]

If you've ever met a ROK soldier, you'd know they're all nuts.
Doesn't mater which side of the DMZ.

Maybe we just don't get his brand of humor.

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

SUB SIM KIM COMMETH

what they dont show is the aftermath of that 3rd shot ,beloved leader cartman is actually stuck in the hatch - they ended up smearing his lower body in lard and over pressurizing the ventilation system to pop him out like a cork from a champagne bottle

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

That is soooooooo cuuuuuute!

Is that his casus belli for this month?

Adorable.

I bet he demands food, to "stand down" like they always do.

This guy is a moron, think realistically for one second.

If he "attacks", who is he killing?

His own people (Koreans, maybe Japanese, if his limp dicked missiles actually work.). He cannot reach us. He can only kill our allies, who are only on a leash because we have them there.

If he starts a war over a comedy movie, then even his bestest pals China and Russia cannot even save him from us, after all, they are the reason the Korean war is still going on.

edit: This guy is seriously a character, how can he be taken seriously, by anyone? Only people who do, hate America.

On the contrary....China are preventing the US from doing anything much at all, similarly with Russia in the Ukraine.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

OK that's it ugly boy, you have been warned so many times here now your asking for it. Trousers down time for six of the best by us lot here.



Jim your first up, select your bat and give his arse a good wallop.

Who would like to go next?

"Me first"
"No, me first"

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by darius359au

what they dont show is the aftermath of that 3rd shot ,beloved leader cartman is actually stuck in the hatch - they ended up smearing his lower body in lard and over pressurizing the ventilation system to pop him out like a cork from a champagne bottle

NAH! they just fed him some old USS PUEBLO confiscated pork and beans as there is no Breitlingspülver on a gook-boot, along with some fermented Kimchee on the side and 'dear leader-son of heaven' just sorta' launched himself outa there...it wasn't so heavenly for those below decks but they kept smiling, taking notes, and holding their breath-multi-tasking if ever! They don't call 'em pig boats fer nuthin'!

[soopaman2]

Has anyone here seen Super Troopers?

It's a comedy that makes fun of Vermont state troopers.

No wars over it, hell they prolly laughed at it.

Sopranos, unintentional comedy, over the top NJ Guineas, doing over the top stereotypical NJ, wop, dago, mobster crap, over the top accents. (As a Jerseyan of Italian descent, I am allowed to use Italian slurs, kinda like how black guys in rap songs use the N word)

Us, we laughed at it. Hilarious.

No ginzos starting a war over that!

Who saw blazing saddles?

I got black friends who get pissed off when they see it on comedy central and they edit the n word, it dilutes the comedy of the movie, as it mocks rascism, not encourage it.

I don't see the blacks starting a war on Mel Brooks.

But some dumb throwaway comedy will make a hundred million because Kim Jong smallpecker got butthurt, rather than only making 20 million because it is a pile of crap generic Hollywood comedy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

The Streisand effect is the phenomenon whereby an attempt to hide, remove, or censor a piece of information has the unintended consequence of publicizing the information more widely.

[vanjast]

That sub doesn't look in very good, or well maintained condition.

Those silly inappropriate hats are always a laugh

[Pisces]

How come they are not taking any notes on that bridge?

[vanjast]

Little things are a big 'give-away'...
Looks like our dear Kim cannot handle the heat ??

[Wolferz]

We're going to be attacked by Porky the Pig.

Take some advice, Kim...
"Insult can't be given unless taken"

[mapuc]

First when I get the news that US intelligence has picked up info about lots of trucks around their artillery(transporting shells) and they are preparing their air force and their Navy, first then i will take their words serious.

Markus

[soopaman2]

Originally Posted by mapuc

First when I get the news that US intelligence has picked up info about lots of trucks around their artillery(transporting shells) and they are preparing their air force and their Navy, first then i will take their words serious.

Markus

Pretty much. N Koreas trump card on the South/US is the fact they can kill millions of civilians really fast.

But what happens after that?

The world, including its mommy and daddy, China and Russia, will be forced to alienate them for such a heinous act, then we get pissed, and send the brunt of our fleets, and another 100k troops over there within 48-72 hours. It would make an international coalition a no brainer.

I do not see Fatboy jong Il willing to pull off a Hitler type last stand, this is simply theatrics and a propaganda point for his people, to make the US look like murderous devils whos only aim is to kill Koreans.

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-t...h-korea-1-of-3

Vice travel guide to n korea, part one, the other parts are in the sidebar on the site.

They snuck in through China, and go on the forced tour, it is a pure propaganda tour, including a secret police type "guide" .

The one with the USS pueblo was hilarious, you walk into the ship and watch videos of how brave they are for confiscating this (unarmed) ship.

This Vice show really show how silly it is, this is pre Dennis Rodman Vice show. Shane Smith was not allowed back in after making this one, and used Rodman to get in a second time, because fatboy is infatuated with the Jordan era Chicago Bulls, and no other Bull from that era would go, but the wierdo Rodman.