How to earn money with your home computer

Platapus · 05-01-14, 07:58 PM

Want to earn some extra cash? Got a home computer with a printer? You need to talk to Salem Kureshi.

Salem Kureshi lives in Pakistan. Using his home computer, he has founded 44 separate unaccredited universities such as Belford University. At Belford, you can earn your PhD in 15 days (which is probably how long it will take for your check to clear). No tests, no dissertation. Costs about $2,000. Don't want a PhD, no problem. Bachelors, Masters, even high school degrees are within your grasp.

Now who would be stupid enough to send some guy money for an unaccredited degree in 15 days?

It is reported that Salem Kureshi earns $70,000,000 per year. 70 million dollars. Seventy. Million. Dollars.

That's about 35,000 satisfied customers per year.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belford_University

http://www.belforduniversityonline.com/

I have to respect this guy. 30 years old and knocking down $70 mill per year with just a computer, a printer, and some websites.

Yikes

Aktungbby · 05-01-14, 08:04 PM

IT'S JUST PERPhDIOUS!!

Jimbuna · 05-02-14, 04:40 AM

I once knew someone who purchased a PhD (I think that's what it was) online but the fool went for a job with a highly reputable employer who conducted stringent background checks.

Needless to say his job application failed and he was out of pocket for a tidy sum but never would say how much for.

Ended up becoming a Traffic Warden...probably for his sins

Platapus · 05-02-14, 06:32 AM

I only found out about this because The Frau was reviewing a resume from some guy applying for a job at her company.

Unfortunately, there are probably too many companies that won't bother to even google the University. Normally, at The Frau's company it is HR that does the background research. But this guy even had a shady name for his Bachelor's degree. That was enough to spark her interest and she used The Googles.

I think she is going to pass on this person.

The guy may be a good guy and may be good at his job. But if you are going to buy a degree, it does raise questions about your judgement.

Dude, at least try University of Phoenix. At least they are accredited.

swamprat69er · 05-02-14, 06:41 AM

I guess my BS won't fly then.

Wolferz · 05-02-14, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess my BS won't fly then.

It will if you buy it some wings.

Or a PhD in aeronautics from an accredited online university. Just send a certified check to...
The Bovine Scatterings school of flight engineering.
Leave the amount line blank.
Just fold a paper airplane out of the sheepskin.

swamprat69er · 05-02-14, 10:18 AM

I am an active fresh air inspector for the federal goobermint and I am a Mr BS .

Jimbuna · 05-02-14, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess my BS won't fly then.

Not too sure...BS always baffles Science.

Aktungbby · 05-02-14, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Ended up becoming a Traffic Warden...probably for his sins

Easy there SIRE! I've been a well educated 'traffic warden' from time to time; The course in logic and Abnormal psychology were actually useful one night on a TV shoot security gig that turned into a private Aerosmith concert with 1000 tour busses and a 500' cruise boat: totalling 18,000 inebriated fans. Their security was lousy, so my boss 'graciously loaned me out' to man their main gate and take charge of all the busses going in one direction only and returning for the pickups too: chaos choreography!; all in a two hour period. It didn't hurt that I'd done 'yard king' duty at a truck company either. Kind of a welding of all the little imputs to achieve a successful result: Beachmaster on D-Day-wise...decisions on-the-spot...I now contract to the company I got 'loaned out' to.

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I guess my BS won't fly then.

It will if ya start haulin' live cattle...then it (B.S.) stands for BOVINE SCATOLOGY!

Wolferz · 05-02-14, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Not too sure...BS always baffles Science.

You know what they say; " If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with BS"

No offense intended, Bill S.

STEED · 05-02-14, 12:13 PM

Sounds like a interesting idea for banks to scam people once they reworked it.

swamprat69er · 05-02-14, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You know what they say; " If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with BS"

No offense intended, Bill S.

I've baffled one or two in my day.

Jimbuna · 05-03-14, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

I've baffled one or two in my day.

That usually depends on which way the wind is blowing

Stealhead · 05-03-14, 10:42 PM

Honestly the whole resume thing is BS.The whole idea is pretty much to lie about your entire life.You list all of your experience and put a good spin on any lousy bits.

I mean it really is utter nonsense.Besides to prove that you follow instructions which I guess is the ultimate point I you are too lazy to write a good resume you are probably also too lazy to work as well. Of course I have read resumes that where full of hot air but had no obvious lies.

The first job where I really proved my worth was in the Air Force after all of the training was done and I had to face the music on my own really prove my worth or prove that I should one of the shlubs in the shop handing out tools.People can and did fail hard in my career field and made serious mistakes.The thing with many jobs is a person can really be pretty crappy and get away with it or they coast and get away with it.Pretty much it is one way or the other its seems.I am always suspicious of any person who proclaims that they are a hard worker actions speak louder than words.Same goes for the type that never make mistakes yeah that they got caught making.It takes a really honest person to admit a mistake or better yet make a mistake that no one could possibly know about(who made it) and still admit to it.

I think the best and most realistic job interview would be checking the persons background and then toss them to the wolves see how they really work.

Kind of like the training that a person must go through to join an elite unit one of the places where everyone present actually can cut the mustard.

Aktungbby · 05-04-14, 01:19 AM

[QUOTE=Stealhead;2203510]Honestly the whole resume thing is BS.The whole idea is pretty much to lie about your entire life.You list all of your experience and put a good spin on any lousy bits. I have read resumes that where full of hot air but had no obvious lies./QUOTE]

C'MON! That's jus' good 'ol PUFFIN! Whether you're impressing the gal or qualifying for a loan it's all the same! If there are no obvious lies then it's skillful PUFFIN...the benchmark of running for office in any democracy for example!

05-01-14, 07:58 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	How to earn money with your home computer Want to earn some extra cash? Got a home computer with a printer? You need to talk to Salem Kureshi. Salem Kureshi lives in Pakistan. Using his home computer, he has founded 44 separate unaccredited universities such as Belford University. At Belford, you can earn your PhD in 15 days (which is probably how long it will take for your check to clear). No tests, no dissertation. Costs about $2,000. Don't want a PhD, no problem. Bachelors, Masters, even high school degrees are within your grasp. Now who would be stupid enough to send some guy money for an unaccredited degree in 15 days? It is reported that Salem Kureshi earns $70,000,000 per year. 70 million dollars. Seventy. Million. Dollars. That's about 35,000 satisfied customers per year. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belford_University http://www.belforduniversityonline.com/ I have to respect this guy. 30 years old and knocking down $70 mill per year with just a computer, a printer, and some websites. Yikes __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

05-01-14, 08:04 PM	#2
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,031 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	IT'S JUST PERPhDIOUS!! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-02-14, 04:40 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,648 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I once knew someone who purchased a PhD (I think that's what it was) online but the fool went for a job with a highly reputable employer who conducted stringent background checks. Needless to say his job application failed and he was out of pocket for a tidy sum but never would say how much for. Ended up becoming a Traffic Warden...probably for his sins __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-02-14, 06:32 AM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I only found out about this because The Frau was reviewing a resume from some guy applying for a job at her company. Unfortunately, there are probably too many companies that won't bother to even google the University. Normally, at The Frau's company it is HR that does the background research. But this guy even had a shady name for his Bachelor's degree. That was enough to spark her interest and she used The Googles. I think she is going to pass on this person. The guy may be a good guy and may be good at his job. But if you are going to buy a degree, it does raise questions about your judgement. Dude, at least try University of Phoenix. At least they are accredited. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

05-02-14, 06:41 AM	#5
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I guess my BS won't fly then. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

05-02-14, 10:18 AM	#7
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I am an active fresh air inspector for the federal goobermint and I am a Mr BS . __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

05-02-14, 12:13 PM	#11
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Sounds like a interesting idea for banks to scam people once they reworked it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-03-14, 10:42 PM	#14
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Honestly the whole resume thing is BS.The whole idea is pretty much to lie about your entire life.You list all of your experience and put a good spin on any lousy bits. I mean it really is utter nonsense.Besides to prove that you follow instructions which I guess is the ultimate point I you are too lazy to write a good resume you are probably also too lazy to work as well. Of course I have read resumes that where full of hot air but had no obvious lies. The first job where I really proved my worth was in the Air Force after all of the training was done and I had to face the music on my own really prove my worth or prove that I should one of the shlubs in the shop handing out tools.People can and did fail hard in my career field and made serious mistakes.The thing with many jobs is a person can really be pretty crappy and get away with it or they coast and get away with it.Pretty much it is one way or the other its seems.I am always suspicious of any person who proclaims that they are a hard worker actions speak louder than words.Same goes for the type that never make mistakes yeah that they got caught making.It takes a really honest person to admit a mistake or better yet make a mistake that no one could possibly know about(who made it) and still admit to it. I think the best and most realistic job interview would be checking the persons background and then toss them to the wolves see how they really work. Kind of like the training that a person must go through to join an elite unit one of the places where everyone present actually can cut the mustard. Last edited by Stealhead; 05-03-14 at 11:01 PM.

05-04-14, 01:19 AM	#15
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,031 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	[QUOTE=Stealhead;2203510]Honestly the whole resume thing is BS.The whole idea is pretty much to lie about your entire life.You list all of your experience and put a good spin on any lousy bits. I have read resumes that where full of hot air but had no obvious lies./QUOTE] C'MON! That's jus' good 'ol PUFFIN! Whether you're impressing the gal or qualifying for a loan it's all the same! If there are no obvious lies then it's skillful PUFFIN...the benchmark of running for office in *any* democracy for example! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!