Duffleblog: 72 Black-Eyed Virgins Still Waiting To Give It Up - Page 2

Sailor Steve · 02-24-14, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

AVOID ALLITERATION ALWAYS!

Every good grammar student knows that.

One of my favorite songs of all time is based on alliteration. Your argument is invalid.

Stealhead · 02-24-14, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

One of my favorite songs of all time is based on alliteration. Your argument is invalid.

Alliteration alleviates aggravation and arguments.

Aktungbby · 02-24-14, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Alliteration alleviates aggravation and arguments.

Consonance on the contrary, confuses, confounds and constipates contributors to this contentious, contumacious, conning tower'd band of Brigands; oft leading to contemptible confinement in the Brig by the modded moderating constabulary...where those cons, thus convicted hiss onomatopoetically!

Sailor Steve · 02-24-14, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Stealhead

Alliteration alleviates aggravation and arguments.

I read a copy of the 2001 Seamus Heaney translation of Beowulf, and he said the original was alliterative, and did the same himself, at least two words and sometimes more in each line starting with the same letter. It's by far my favorite translation.

swamprat69er · 02-24-14, 04:12 PM

I hope they get a huge heaping helping of herpes in heaven.

My grammar is dead and so is my spell check.

Jimbuna · 02-24-14, 04:48 PM

We should always use the spelchek.

swamprat69er · 02-24-14, 04:57 PM

I aint got no grammar check.

Jimbuna · 02-24-14, 04:59 PM

Then u is biyond ridemshun.

swamprat69er · 02-24-14, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Then u is biyond ridemshun.

Best you tell that to the preachers that come to my door around easter, trying to save my sorry a$$.

Wolferz · 02-26-14, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Best you tell that to the preachers that come to my door around easter, trying to save my sorry a$$.

I don't think they want your a$$. Just your $$

swamprat69er · 02-26-14, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I don't think they want your a$$. Just your $$

They are not getting either.

If I am at home when they come, they get the chance to get out of their car but that is as far as they get. I run them off.

My neighbour down the road asks them what their stand is on gay people. After they respond, usually negatively he tells them that his brother is gay. Off they go.

02-24-14, 04:12 PM	#20
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I hope they get a huge heaping helping of herpes in heaven. My grammar is dead and so is my spell check. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

02-24-14, 04:48 PM	#21
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	We should always use the spelchek. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-24-14, 04:57 PM	#22
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	I aint got no grammar check. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

02-24-14, 04:59 PM	#23
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Then u is biyond ridemshun. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!