Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant"

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

depends on what one considers 'long' and 'enough'

In your case 'not very' and 'more than'.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by TarJak

In your case 'not very' and 'more than'.

Cheeky bugga

[TarJak]

I try.

[soopaman2]

Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught.

Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph.

This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion.

I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others.

[RickC Sniper]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Why not try the virgin birth defense, it worked for that harlot Mary, who screwed everyone but Joseph, allegedly. (don' wanna get sued for slander) the 3 wisemen don't give gifts for naught.

Likely excuse for an adultress, who shoulda been stoned, but called the mother of god. Filthy whore, poor Joseph.

This thread title is almost an invitation to bash religion.

I am glad I do not subscribe to dogma as easily as others.

ENOUGH!!

Filthy whore? Harlot?


Could someone in authority please take action here.

[soopaman2]

Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

ENOUGH!!

Filthy whore? Harlot?


Could someone in authority please take action here.

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

Please someone with authority ban me!

Rick thinks I am out of line, because I touched on crap he does not believe in.

I want Rick banned because he hurt my feelings in the NFL thread, he said I make no sense.

He wants his beliefs enforced and mine quashed.

Ban me, I am an evildoer, and a sinner.
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Do you have applications to the Westboro Baptist church, you got similar ideologies. Squash the unholy

[RickC Sniper]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

Please someone with authority ban me!

Rick thinks I am out of line, because I touched on crap he does not believe in.

I want Rick banned because he hurt my feelings in the NFL thread, he said I make no sense.

He wants his belieifs enforced and mine quashed.

Ban me, I am an evildoer, and a sinner.

Do you have applications to the Westbor Baptist church, you got similar ideologies.

.........just posting this before he can delete his post

[soopaman2]

Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

.........just posting this before he can delete his post

I do not delete what I write.

What in my post is wrong?


What?

Ban me, report my posts, hell I will do it for ya, what did I say wrong, besides something you do not agree with?

Man up. For real, I hear all kinds of things on this site I hate, I do not ask them to be banned.

I am calling you a baby who hates being told things they disagree with., ban me for that. ban me forever.

I reported my own post asking for a perma ban, happy Ricky?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Yeah, censor me, I snubbed some beliefs, if I was trashing muslims you would be joining in, but I hit close to home.

A lot of the reaction from here depends on why you posted what you did. Was it meant to be a joke? You have to admit it was in poor taste.

Do you really believe the Mary was a slut rather than a virgin as advertised? You could be right, but if so you could at least discuss it in a civil manner.

Did you post it just to get a rise out of people? Then you are guilty of trolling and will probably get some kind of trouble for your efforts.

Do you really want to be banned? It can be arranged, but we'd rather not, unless you force it on us.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

An hour or so is usually sufficient.
There's something about the words "I do" and a wedding ring that instantly changes a woman's thinking, demeanor, attitude, etc, etc.


A lesson that every married man learns after it's too late.

Don't get me started....

[soopaman2]

My original post was not meant to troll, it was meant as a joke, and maybe to provoke thought.

I apologize to RickC Sniper, as I went into full bulldog mode.

I can understand his reaction to it, truly I do, but he just shouted enough!, someone "take care of this", he then quoted my next post, like a first grader telling on a classmate for making mouth farts.

If he woulda quoted my post and said, "dude, thats messed up" I might have apologized, but it was answered with BAN PLOX!

So, hence my reaction.

I am past it Steve. If ya still wanna ban me ya could, but you will always be my favorite mod, barely beating out Jim. *asskissing over*

(them 2 been so good to me, when I really did mess up)

RickC, I did not mean my comments in an obnoxious way, was more thinking that was the defense the nun should have used. I really like you Rick, and hate to see it like this between us (yecchhh, sounded so icky) In a man way!

Steve, Rick, it was in poor taste, and I apologize.

I just hear ban him please and it usually happens. I got kinda scared, I had to change my undies.

I dunno why, I am a nice guy, and an upstanding citizen.

[Wolferz]

Pass the popcorn please.
This opera is getting a little soopy, man, err soapy.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by soopaman2

If ya still wanna ban me ya could...

That's why I asked first. I don't "want" to ban anybody, and as for keelhauling, that power lies only with Neal. Still and all, at the risk of being called PC, a little decorum and respect are always welcome.

[Wolferz]

Privileged Character?

That's accurate.

[Onkel Neal]

Well, I hate to do this, but a timeout is in order.