Putin to win next Winter Olympic Gold

Jimbuna · 01-05-14, 09:52 AM

This guy never misses an opportunity

Quote:

Russian President Vladimir Putin has visited Sochi ahead of the 2014 Winter Olympics - and taken part in an ice hockey match.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25609305

Admiral Halsey · 01-05-14, 09:57 AM

I'm sure i'm not the only one who would like to see him actually play so they could get a good laugh.

Jimbuna · 01-05-14, 09:59 AM

Best laugh I had was when he supposedly found some underwater treasure

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ure-stunt.html

Wolferz · 01-05-14, 07:45 PM

I want to see him fold up like a chair after the first body check. CYRILLIC!

Skybird · 01-05-14, 07:57 PM

Politicians will practice a new discipline of winter sports: "slalom around Putin".

Admiral Halsey · 01-05-14, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Politicians will practice a new discipline of winter sports: "slalom around Putin".

Stealhead · 01-05-14, 08:10 PM

Putin does not have a beard because facial hair is terrified him but under his non-existent beard is Chuck Norris fist and under that fist awaits a Siberian Tiger ready to pounce what is under the tiger is unknown at this point and time because no one has lived beyond that point.

soopaman2 · 01-05-14, 08:33 PM

I can see it now, Putin, shirtless, with aides spraying water on him so he is glistening. Alot of lens flare to hide his age wrinkles, extreme Russian photoshopping skills to hide the world of hurt on that ancient old body.

I LOL at his attempt to be Stalinesque/ Cult of Personality.

What a joke. Just launch a nuke, it is his only man outlet at this point. (I call a 4 inch erection at best, this guy got a Napoleon complex)

Stealhead · 01-05-14, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

(I call a 4 inch erection at best, this guy got a Napoleon complex)

His cult of personality seems to be working well in Russia.

soopaman2 · 01-05-14, 09:17 PM

Yeah Stealhead.

The people seem to like him, and that is ok with me.

He don't seem like a terrible man, and has done well for his country. So let it be.

I was just making satire. I am a comedian by nature.

Sailor Steve · 01-05-14, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

(I call a 4 inch erection at best, this guy got a Napoleon complex)

Is that kind of comment really necessary? Making fun of a politician you don't like seems to be part of the game everybody plays, but sexual comments, female or male, are of no use at all.

vienna · 01-06-14, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Yeah Stealhead.

The people seem to like him, and that is ok with me.

He don't seem like a terrible man, and has done well for his country. So let it be.

I was just making satire. I am a comedian by nature.

"But, seriously, folks..."

<O>

AVGWarhawk · 01-06-14, 03:18 PM

The guy just puts MacGyver to shame....

Jimbuna · 01-06-14, 03:23 PM

What's that in the animals mouth?

Gerald · 01-06-14, 03:27 PM

So that he will not shut his mouth,

01-05-14, 09:59 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Best laugh I had was when he supposedly found some underwater treasure http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ure-stunt.html __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,604 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Politicians will practice a new discipline of winter sports: "slalom around Putin". __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-05-14, 08:33 PM	#8
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I can see it now, Putin, shirtless, with aides spraying water on him so he is glistening. Alot of lens flare to hide his age wrinkles, extreme Russian photoshopping skills to hide the world of hurt on that ancient old body. I LOL at his attempt to be Stalinesque/ Cult of Personality. What a joke. Just launch a nuke, it is his only man outlet at this point. (I call a 4 inch erection at best, this guy got a Napoleon complex) __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

01-05-14, 09:17 PM	#10
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Yeah Stealhead. The people seem to like him, and that is ok with me. He don't seem like a terrible man, and has done well for his country. So let it be. I was just making satire. I am a comedian by nature. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Admiral Halsey Best Admiral in the USN Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: USS Enterprise (CV-6) Posts: 1,740 Downloads: 317 Uploads: 0	I'm sure i'm not the only one who would like to see him actually play so they could get a good laugh.

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Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Putin does not have a beard because facial hair is terrified him but under his non-existent beard is Chuck Norris fist and under that fist awaits a Siberian Tiger ready to pounce what is under the tiger is unknown at this point and time because no one has lived beyond that point.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The guy just puts MacGyver to shame.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-06-14, 03:23 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What's that in the animals mouth? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	So that he will not shut his mouth, __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie