Pentagon develops brain implants to turn sharks into........

STEED · 03-03-06, 09:11 AM

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...icle348700.ece

SmokinTep · 03-03-06, 09:13 AM

What a great idea.........

TteFAboB · 03-03-06, 10:03 AM

Nice scam to suck on military budget.

SUBMAN1 · 03-03-06, 11:06 AM

I bet it will work. Problem is, what happens when the shark gets hungry? Does he abandon his mission to eat some tasty morsel?

-S

STEED · 03-03-06, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

I bet it will work. Problem is, what happens when the shark gets hungry? Does he abandon his mission to eat some tasty morsel?

-S

Yes nice one :rotfl:

TLAM Strike · 03-03-06, 12:41 PM

But does the shark have a laser beam?

CCIP · 03-03-06, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

But does the shark have a laser beam?

That's still in the seabass stage

Godalmighty83 · 03-03-06, 01:30 PM

i would definetly have a nible of the chick in deep blue see pic, uhm yummy.

XabbaRus · 03-03-06, 03:26 PM

Damn God beat me to it...

Still I bet they will be useful for keeping the ALF away from you. I mean it would be sooo funny if an ALF guy was eaten setting one free....

ALF = Animal Liberation Front = Loonies who should be locked up.

could I get one of those things for my wife?

CB.. · 03-03-06, 07:37 PM

so there we have it aliens implanting electrodes into human brains in order to remotely control them into implanting electrodes into sharks brains in order to.......etc etc

Mustang · 03-03-06, 10:21 PM

ASW Loadout for 2010:

ADCaP 84s
Harpoon IIIs
UUV IIs
Death Ray
Quantum Torpedos
RC Sharks.

Now if this works, what makes you guys think some company isn't going to have the ingenius idea to profit from it?

Control a real LIVE SHARK!
RC Sharks
Swim anywhere, eat anything, be the Shark!

It would be like the nex generation JAWS game from Majesco. Too many sick people to market that kind of power and oh yes Nature is going to rip us to shreds for this offense.

Oberon · 03-04-06, 01:17 AM

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

STEED · 03-04-06, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."

That's a great line from Jaws

03-03-06, 09:11 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Pentagon develops brain implants to turn sharks into........ http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...icle348700.ece __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-03-06, 10:03 AM	#3
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Nice scam to suck on military budget. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

03-03-06, 11:06 AM	#4
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I bet it will work. Problem is, what happens when the shark gets hungry? Does he abandon his mission to eat some tasty morsel? -S __________________

03-03-06, 12:41 PM	#6
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	But does the shark have a laser beam? __________________

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Godalmighty83 Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 398 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	i would definetly have a nible of the chick in deep blue see pic, uhm yummy. __________________ Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

03-03-06, 09:13 AM	#2
SmokinTep Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suffolk, Virginia Posts: 1,027 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What a great idea.........

03-03-06, 03:26 PM	#9
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Damn God beat me to it... Still I bet they will be useful for keeping the ALF away from you. I mean it would be sooo funny if an ALF guy was eaten setting one free.... ALF = Animal Liberation Front = Loonies who should be locked up. could I get one of those things for my wife? __________________

03-03-06, 07:37 PM	#10
CB.. Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: UK Posts: 1,278 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	so there we have it aliens implanting electrodes into human brains in order to remotely control them into implanting electrodes into sharks brains in order to.......etc etc __________________ the world's tinyiest sh3 supermod- and other SH3/SH2 stuff http://www.ebort2.co.uk/ The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. W.B.Yeats

03-03-06, 10:21 PM	#11
Mustang Helmsman Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	ASW Loadout for 2010: ADCaP 84s Harpoon IIIs UUV IIs Death Ray Quantum Torpedos RC Sharks. Now if this works, what makes you guys think some company isn't going to have the ingenius idea to profit from it? Control a real LIVE SHARK! RC Sharks Swim anywhere, eat anything, be the Shark! It would be like the nex generation JAWS game from Majesco. Too many sick people to market that kind of power and oh yes Nature is going to rip us to shreds for this offense.

03-04-06, 01:17 AM	#12
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat."