For those who say that the British innovative spirit is dead...

Platapus · 10-11-13, 09:55 AM

The British have always led the way when it comes to developing innovative solutions to problems. Give Britons a problem and they will find a solution.

No matter what it takes.

It was what made their country great, and what keeps their country great. Other countries can only wish they had citizens as innovative as citizens of Great Britain.

Proof?

Headline: Your iphone 5s can be unlocked with your penis.

I won't bother posting a link to the video.

I think you get the idea.

Google at your own risk.

The new iphone 5s comes with a fingerprint scanner built in. Well, according to some innovative gentlemen in Great Britain, it is not just a fingerprint scanner.

Yeah yeah, Americans may have put a man on the moon, but Americans are still using their thumbs to unlock the iphone 5s.

So well done Great Britain!

Way to think out of the box.

Herr-Berbunch · 10-11-13, 10:20 AM

On behalf of this once great country I'd like to say thank you for the recognition of all the hard (ahem) work STEED had put into this invention.

Without looking into the article more deeply (or even at all!), if I'd created it I would've called it a dictaphone.

Jimbuna · 10-11-13, 10:32 AM

Would it have knobs on it for operational purposes?

Herr-Berbunch · 10-11-13, 10:46 AM

There are four different skins available for that phone.

*How close to the bone can we get?

Fubar2Niner · 10-11-13, 01:40 PM

Yup you got to have balls, and we prolly have the biggest

On a side note, we didn't invent Roundheads and Cavaliers for nothin' you know

Platapus · 10-11-13, 01:45 PM

The question I have is: how does the thought of even trying this come up?

AVGWarhawk · 10-11-13, 01:47 PM

Gonna need one of these.

AVGWarhawk · 10-11-13, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

The question I have is: how does the thought of even trying this come up?

Hard to say.

Platapus · 10-11-13, 01:53 PM

So how difficult was it to use your .... member... to unlock your iphone 5s?

Pretty hard actually.

HW3 · 10-11-13, 02:13 PM

They probably got the idea from Anthony Weiner.

Herr-Berbunch · 10-11-13, 02:41 PM

I've just tried it but it only worked on the iPad not the little iPhone.

Wolferz · 10-11-13, 03:25 PM

Ya'll need to keep trying. There's a fellow in Oz that paints with his pecker.

Herr-Berbunch · 10-11-13, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Ya'll need to keep trying. There's a fellow in Oz that paints with his pecker.

That's one step up from pecking with your painter.

Wolferz · 10-11-13, 05:56 PM

Not to sound contrite but, here it comes.

Herr-Berbunch · 10-11-13, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Not to sound contrite but, here it comes.

That was quick.

As usual.

10-11-13, 09:55 AM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	For those who say that the British innovative spirit is dead... The British have always led the way when it comes to developing innovative solutions to problems. Give Britons a problem and they will find a solution. No matter what it takes. It was what made their country great, and what keeps their country great. Other countries can only wish they had citizens as innovative as citizens of Great Britain. Proof? Headline: Your iphone 5s can be unlocked with your penis. I won't bother posting a link to the video. I think you get the idea. Google at your own risk. The new iphone 5s comes with a fingerprint scanner built in. Well, according to some innovative gentlemen in Great Britain, it is not just a fingerprint scanner. Yeah yeah, Americans may have put a man on the moon, but Americans are still using their thumbs to unlock the iphone 5s. So well done Great Britain! Way to think out of the box. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-11-13, 10:20 AM	#2
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	On behalf of this once great country I'd like to say thank you for the recognition of all the hard (ahem) work STEED had put into this invention. Without looking into the article more deeply (or even at all!), if I'd created it I would've called it a dictaphone. __________________

10-11-13, 10:32 AM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Would it have knobs on it for operational purposes? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-11-13, 10:46 AM	#4
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	There are four different skins available for that phone. *How close to the bone can we get? __________________

10-11-13, 01:45 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The question I have is: how does the thought of even trying this come up? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-11-13, 01:40 PM	#5
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,179 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Yup you got to have balls, and we prolly have the biggest On a side note, we didn't invent Roundheads and Cavaliers for nothin' you know

10-11-13, 01:47 PM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,280 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Gonna need one of these. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-11-13, 01:53 PM	#9
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	So how difficult was it to use your .... member... to unlock your iphone 5s? Pretty hard actually. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-11-13, 02:13 PM	#10
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,576 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	They probably got the idea from Anthony Weiner. __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

10-11-13, 02:41 PM	#11
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	I've just tried it but it only worked on the iPad not the little iPhone. __________________

10-11-13, 03:25 PM	#12
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Ya'll need to keep trying. There's a fellow in Oz that paints with his pecker. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-11-13, 05:56 PM	#14
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Not to sound contrite but, here it comes. __________________ Tomorrow never comes