I would like this legislation instituted... - Page 4

Wolferz · 08-21-13, 10:44 PM

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by Armistead... Why God pulled that rib...I can only imagine where would be by now without all the wives, probably a happy millionaire.

You're just a glutton for punishment aren't you?

But, I bet you loved them all, until the shine wore off.

Jimbuna · 08-22-13, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Doe's your wife have sonic ears? The reason I started sitting on the head was I could get out of bed, walk to toilet, not turn on light, take aim, miss and my wife knew the exact second I hit the seat.

Then that nagging about putting seat down. Why the heck can't women lift the seat up when they finish?

Sounds like you've been round to my place....where did you plant the bug?

Jimbuna · 08-22-13, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Webster

lets keep big brother out of the bathroom or next they will start dictating how many sheets you can use

Mine already worked out a solution for that...

Armistead · 08-22-13, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You're just a glutton for punishment aren't you?

But, I bet you loved them all, until the shine wore off.

The shine din't wear off, it washed off the first shower during the honeymoon.

Wolferz · 08-22-13, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

The shine din't wear off, it washed off the first shower during the honeymoon.

Kept her face in a jar by the door?

Armistead · 08-22-13, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Kept her face in a jar by the door?

She does now, won't leave home without it....her face, made up of course.

I told her I don't care. The other night I told her she still looked pretty in the dark. Somehow that didn't set right and another one of those nights I roll over acting like I can do without it..........

AVGWarhawk · 09-04-13, 07:57 AM

Necessity is the mother of invention!

http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_ne...-straight?lite

Help with aim!

Wolferz · 09-04-13, 08:13 AM

Looks like a standard transmission funnel. Not a new invention, just repurposed. Is there nothing the Chinese won't steal?

AVGWarhawk · 09-04-13, 08:35 AM

More like a beer bong.

Wolferz · 09-04-13, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

More like a beer bong.

Now that you mention it... yeah it is a beer bong. Just what a drunken Chinese frat boy needs. A double duty apparatus.

August · 09-04-13, 11:30 AM

I fought the toilet seat battle with the wife when we first started living together. After many bloody and destructive engagements I finally figured out a compromise that both of us can live with.

See the whole issue here is one of sloth. Us men don't want to think about putting the seat back down after peeing and women don't want to think about checking the status of the seat before squatting to pee.

My solution was to satisfy the wife's demand by remembering to put the seat back down afterwards but I also put down the seat cover so she is equally inconvenienced. The American way.

AVGWarhawk · 09-04-13, 12:02 PM

Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet.

Armistead · 09-04-13, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet.

Yea. but then all that trouble keeping the dog water bowl filled. For my wife to require the lid up is selfish, to me and the dog.

Really, if you practice, it's easy to put the seat down as you sit or do as I do, just give it a kick.

Wolferz · 09-04-13, 06:36 PM

Yup, the girls are all about love being a two way street with their half in the middle going against traffic. Collisions are unavoidable.

09-04-13, 07:57 AM	#52
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,303 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Necessity is the mother of invention! http://behindthewall.nbcnews.com/_ne...-straight?lite Help with aim! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Looks like a standard transmission funnel. Not a new invention, just repurposed. Is there nothing the Chinese won't steal? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

09-04-13, 08:35 AM	#54
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,303 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	More like a beer bong. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-04-13, 11:30 AM	#56
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,249 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I fought the toilet seat battle with the wife when we first started living together. After many bloody and destructive engagements I finally figured out a compromise that both of us can live with. See the whole issue here is one of sloth. Us men don't want to think about putting the seat back down after peeing and women don't want to think about checking the status of the seat before squatting to pee. My solution was to satisfy the wife's demand by remembering to put the seat back down afterwards but I also put down the seat cover so she is equally inconvenienced. The American way. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

09-04-13, 12:02 PM	#57
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,303 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Putting down the lid keeps the dog from drinking from the toilet. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-04-13, 06:36 PM	#59
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Yup, the girls are all about love being a two way street with their half in the middle going against traffic. Collisions are unavoidable. __________________ Tomorrow never comes