I would like this legislation instituted...

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 10:49 AM

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen

Takeda Shingen · 08-20-13, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen

So much for big brother and shrinking the size of government. I wish you people would make up your mind.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 11:11 AM

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So much for big brother and shrinking the size of government. I wish you people would make up your mind.

True. I'll just hold it unit I can reach home or just explode where I stand. Sheesh, that would be a mess.

Ducimus · 08-20-13, 11:12 AM

I would say that people making a mess in public restrooms is either a result of:

a.) poor moral character
b.) some form of narcissism.

I don't think you can legislate that.

Armistead · 08-20-13, 11:13 AM

Well, if they have to hire pee watcher for every person, etc, not sure what it would save here.

“A number of new civil servant positions will be created. There will be a supervisor behind every urinating person to see whether the pee is straight,” wrote one poster.

Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky. I may pee in public, but go in using my shirt for doors, don't touch nothing. If I feel one coming, I'll drive home.

I hate any big public event where they line up the porta-johns as your only option.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky.

Maybe they'll hold it for ya!

Armistead · 08-20-13, 11:45 AM

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Maybe they'll hold it for ya!

Well, it would become a job creator for anti-dripping devices.

I found one your size.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 11:48 AM

More my size:

Armistead · 08-20-13, 11:55 AM

Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

AVGWarhawk · 08-20-13, 12:05 PM

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Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

For some, cash helps.

STEED · 08-20-13, 12:31 PM

Never make a call from a public phone booth in the UK, they stink like a public toilet.

Jimbuna · 08-20-13, 02:55 PM

This sort of behaviour must go on most of the world over, well at least in those countries that have public toilet provision.

Platapus · 08-20-13, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit.

As I tell The Frau "It takes a gherkin to get things workin"

Wolferz · 08-21-13, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Never make a call from a public phone booth in the UK, they stink like a public toilet.

Well, keep those damned wizards out of the public toilet and I won't have to use the phone booth for a pissa.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 08-21-13, 07:18 AM

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Maybe they'll hold it for ya!

I haven't laughed this hard in long time!

08-20-13, 10:49 AM	#1
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I would like this legislation instituted... in the states. People use the public bathrooms as if it is a pigsty. Crap on the seats. Urinate on everything but the correct place. People do not do this in their home. Why do they choose to make a mess of a public bathroom? At the rate it happens this could bring down the national debt in fines in about a week. http://www.scmp.com/news/china/artic...-yuan-shenzhen __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Well, if they have to hire pee watcher for every person, etc, not sure what it would save here. “A number of new civil servant positions will be created. There will be a supervisor behind every urinating person to see whether the pee is straight,” wrote one poster. Geesh, that would make me even more nervous, shaky. I may pee in public, but go in using my shirt for doors, don't touch nothing. If I feel one coming, I'll drive home. I hate any big public event where they line up the porta-johns as your only option. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	More my size: __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Size is overrated. Diligence is what's required in the service of a willing spirit. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Never make a call from a public phone booth in the UK, they stink like a public toilet. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	I would say that people making a mess in public restrooms is either a result of: a.) poor moral character b.) some form of narcissism. I don't think you can legislate that.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This sort of behaviour must go on most of the world over, well at least in those countries that have public toilet provision. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!