Don't bring a knife to rob a gun store... or a bat either

[Platapus]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/26/us/gun...?iref=obinsite

Man armed with knife and bat attempts to rob a gun store.

(facepalm)

As the saying goes, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Or, in this case, don't try to hold up a gun store with a baseball bat and a knife.

Authorities in Oregon say a man who tried to rob a gun store outside of Portland was just so under-armed when he tried to pull off a heist Thursday afternoon. The suspect ended up on the ground, taking orders from the store manager who held the man at gunpoint until police came.


The would-be robber apparently was looking to step up his weaponry -- he smashed a glass display case at Discount Gun Sales and pulled a handgun from the display, the Washington County sheriff's department said in a news release.



The store manager then drew his own handgun and ordered the suspect to drop his bat, his 9-inch knife and the purloined handgun.





Washington County deputies responded to the call and found the suspect on the floor when they arrived.


Derrick Mosley, 22, was being held at the Washington County, Oregon, jail, with bond set at $250,000, the sheriff's department said. He was charged with first degree robbery and unlawful possession of a firearm, according to the news release.

Hey, Mr. Mosley, don't ya think it would be pretty standard for people working in a GUN store might have access to.. well... uh.. guns?


I can't remember the last time I have been in a gun store when the employees were not carrying.






A good defense against a pointed stick is a gun.


+1 on the DA charging him with "unlawful possession" of a firearm. He possessed it for about 10 seconds but that's long enough.


I think Mr. Mosely might have a tough time in prison

"Hey kid! Whatcha in for?"

"Armed robbery. I tried to knock over a gun store"

"What went wrong, kid?"

"I used a stick and a knife."

"Really......"

[Schroeder]

Oh boy, that hurts.

[Red October1984]

Gun store...

Hmm...

I bet those are defenseless.

[Ducimus]

Every gunstore I have ever set foot in, just about every employee that works behind a counter has a sidearm on them. It's just a given, you work in a gun store, you carry a gun. Kind of a no brainer.

By all rights, the dumbass should have earned a darwin award.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Every gunstore I have ever set foot in, just about every employee that works behind a counter has a sidearm on them. It's just a given, you work in a gun store, you carry a gun. Kind of a no brainer.

By all rights, the dumbass should have earned a darwin award.

Not smart enough.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Every gunstore I have ever set foot in, just about every employee that works behind a counter has a sidearm on them. It's just a given, you work in a gun store, you carry a gun. Kind of a no brainer.

By all rights, the dumbass should have earned a darwin award.

+1

And I just wonder what made this guy think that if he breaks open a glass case and takes a display pistol...that it'll be loaded.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

+1

And I just wonder what made this guy think that if he breaks open a glass case and takes a display pistol...that it'll be loaded.

Maybe he thought his skin tone would be enough to intimidate an armed shop keeper. It worked over at the Dairy Freeze with the waffle cone.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Maybe he thought his skin tone would be enough to intimidate an armed shop keeper. It worked over at the Dairy Freeze with the waffle cone.

Maybe there'll be magic bullets appear in the gun too.

And maybe he'll use the force.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Maybe there'll be magic bullets appear in the gun too.

And maybe he'll use the force.

A padawan should know better.

Maybe he thought he was Batman. He certainly looks like a dark knight.

[em2nought]

Maybe he figured all gun store owners are racist, and they would now be afraid to shoot a black man.

[mapuc]

He is one of the candidate to be this year ADC

Markus

[Jimbuna]

He was charged with first degree robbery and unlawful possession of a firearm

and first degree stupidity.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

and first degree stupidity.

Dunno how it is in your country, but in the USA, this is, unfortunately, not a crime.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Dunno how it is in your country, but in the USA, this is, unfortunately, not a crime.

Seriously?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Seriously?

He meant stupidity isn't a crime. If it were, we'd have every politician behind bars serving a life sentence.