Remember when you buy dope you are supporting COMMUNISM!

[Armistead]

I support home grown communism in moderation...

[Hottentot]

Originally Posted by Oberon

What about Songun? Then we can rope it into a gun thread because it has the word gun in it.

Sounds needlessly complicated. Can't we just use the old way and turn any thread we want into a gun thread? I mean, that would certainly make some people happy, unless someone then came to derail that derail and then we'd have derail of the derailers throwing tantrums at the other derailers who thought the second derailment was better than the original one?

[Sailor Steve]

Isn't that what we have now?

Should I buy a communist gun?

[Hottentot]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Should I buy a communist gun?

You would hurt the communist gun's feelings by trying to use capitalistic methods of buying it instead of taking it to yourself because you need a gun. What you're looking for here is a fascist halberd.

[Oberon]

"Accept no substitute."

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Hottentot

You would hurt the communist gun's feelings by trying to use capitalistic methods of buying it instead of taking it to yourself because you need a gun.

WHAT? A good communist would never "take" anything. He would wait for the government to give him what it thinks he needs.

Okay, you've got me there. A good communist wouldn't buy a gun either. I know - I'll vote Communist next time and demand that the government give everybody a gun.

What you're looking for here is a fascist halberd.

A good democratic Swiss pike might do. I understand they make everybody own one of those too.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Oberon

"Accept no substitute."

One of your pictures isn't showing up for me and the other one scares me.

May I go now?

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

A good democratic Swiss pike might do. I understand they make everybody own one of those too.

Pike are an offensive weapon.

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

One of your pictures isn't showing up for me and the other one scares me.

May I go now?

Awww. I'll go and see if I can fix it.

EDIT: Any better?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Pike are an offensive weapon.

Are you sure he's Swiss? What is his accent?

EDIT: Any better?

No. I can see it now, though.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Are you sure he's Swiss? What is his accent?


No. I can see it now, though.

Of course he's Swiss, he has a penchant for Toblerones!


Well, that's a start at least.

[Hottentot]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

WHAT? A good communist would never "take" anything. He would wait for the government to give him what it thinks he needs.

Government is a socialist (and pretty much everyone else) concept and a country calling itself communistic is hilarious. Heck, even the Soviet Union did at least more often that not define itself as a socialist state on its way towards communism.

A good democratic Swiss pike might do.

Meh, count me out. I don't want my weapon to demand a referendum every time I want to kill someone with it.