Rats leaving a sinking ship - Page 7

Armistead · 01-30-13, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by She-Wolf

woooh fire, I see... I guess I am senior to you too if we're talking age, so sit down and be a good boy or we'll GETCHA

My advice to you and I'm sure Donna would agree, don't use words like "two women" of "we'll getcha" with fire, it would only encourage him to be a bigger pain in the tush than he already is. This forum is full of mature older men that know how to treat the weaker sex during sub patrol, I just hope your better at making coffee than Donna.

Wolferz · 01-30-13, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by She-Wolf

I HEARD that Wolf..

Ruh Roh!

Wolferz · 01-30-13, 03:07 PM

Wernher can't break us up. He has immense trouble handling a Muff Cabbage.

Snookie wanted Smoosh Smoosh and Wern got a broken wing in the encounter.
We don't want to injure him... again.

Wolferz · 01-30-13, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My advice to you and I'm sure Donna would agree, don't use words like "two women" of "we'll getcha" with fire, it would only encourage him to be a bigger pain in the tush than he already is. This forum is full of mature older men that know how to treat the weaker sex during sub patrol, I just hope your better at making coffee than Donna.

Weaker sex??? Hoo boy you've done it now...

A woman can take a groin shot without buckling.
can you?
What's the capitol of Thailand?

Didn't think so.

She-Wolf · 01-30-13, 03:31 PM

@ Armistead hmph! there ain't nuffin weak about womenfolk; we know how to get you lot jumping through hoops from birth to death, using your brawn and our brains - we're just kind-hearted enough to let you THINK you're in charge - and I take two spoonfuls of brown sugar in my coffee please

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Armistead · 01-30-13, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by She-Wolf

@ Armistead hmph! there ain't nuffin weak about womenfolk; we know how to get you lot jumping through hoops from birth to death, using your brawn and our brains - we're just kind-hearted enough to let you THINK you're in charge - and I take two spoonfuls of brown sugar in my coffee please

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Yes Ma'am

I have to deal with this at home as well. Subsim was the last place I had to pretend I was boss.

Oh well, coffee on the way......I only ask you give fire the task of hangin your drawers on the bridge mast, I have a lil reputation to uphold.

Armistead · 01-30-13, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Weaker sex??? Hoo boy you've done it now...

A woman can take a groin shot without buckling.
can you?
What's the capitol of Thailand?

Didn't think so.

The capitAl of Thailand is, well, I won't say, because I know you want me to misspell it and get banned........Fail

AVGWarhawk · 01-30-13, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by donna52522

Wow, I've been looking at the join dates for some of the so-called "new arrivals" and I see none of you are new at all. Yet you are all acting as if you just stumbled upon a long forgotten gold mine.

Subsim is a gold mine. A plethora of information.

Great to see folks from Ubi forums participating!

Wolferz · 01-30-13, 07:31 PM

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You say you were a private, which means you weren't in the navy. We were told that only jarheads put an extra "Sir!" before the reply.

Nope, I wasn't a squid, but not for lack of trying. My initial ASVAB score qualified me for the Nuclear Technician MOS. But, they turned me down because I had asthma when I was a teen and their regs require no attacks five years prior to your eighteenth birthday. It had only been four for me. The Army has no such qualms.
Basic training in Uncle Sam's Boy Scouts requires the extra Sir!
Addressing an NCO required two Sergeants also. Like the brand spanking new FNG I met in a PX restroom who addressed me thusly...
"Sergeant is there a drinking fountain around here Sergeant?"
I replied: "Private! I'm a private just like you!" I've never seen a kid turn that many shades of red since.

My battle buddy naturally asked why I didn't drop him. Yeah sure! If his drill had walked in and caught me making his troopy beat his face on a restroom floor! Riiiiight! I would have been down there with the kid. Then escorted back to my barracks for a chat with my senior Drill, who would make me mule kick till I puked.

MULE KICK PRIVATE!
Those aren't Mule kicks! Them's bunny hops! I SAID MULE KICK!

donna52522 · 01-31-13, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My advice to you and I'm sure Donna would agree, don't use words like "two women" of "we'll getcha" with fire, it would only encourage him to be a bigger pain in the tush than he already is. This forum is full of mature older men that know how to treat the weaker sex during sub patrol, I just hope your better at making coffee than Donna.

"Mature older men" Now there's a contradiction in terms.

Nothing but a bunch of grey haired little boys is what I see here.

Armistead · 01-31-13, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by donna52522

"Mature older men" Now there's a contradiction in terms.

Nothing but a bunch of grey haired little boys is what I see here.

I know a lot of older men that are immature, no contradiction at all.

Don't forget to change the sheets on my bunk while you're here...

You know me, I lay awake at night, tossing and turning, worried about what my fellow forum members think about me...

donna52522 · 01-31-13, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I know a lot of older men that are immature, no contradiction at all.

Don't forget to change the sheets on my bunk while you're here...

You know me, I lay awake at night, tossing and turning, worried about what my fellow forum members think about me...

You didn't say "immature", you were quoted as saying "mature" older men. Please try to pay attention to your own posts.

Wolferz · 01-31-13, 12:31 PM

At my age I refuse to grow up.

Armistead needs his linens changed because he hot racks with Seaman Stains and She-Wolf has been spiking his coffee with Ex-Lax. So, You might not want to wait too long.

You can find some rubber gloves and clothes pins in the aft battery compartment. If you find the stench too much for those items, grab a re-breather out of the Con.

Takeda Shingen · 01-31-13, 01:06 PM

Looks like I'll have to start reading this forum more often.

rmr1701 · 01-31-13, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Glad to see you bigdog, er, uh, rmr. With donna and SheWolf on board together, we need someone to keep them under control. I'm assigning you to control them. I know it's going to be a tough assignment, but I think you can do it.

Well, even tho I like them on the fiesty side, I think, with my best puppy dog eyes and a few well place puppy kisses, I can keep the chaos down to a minimum.

01-30-13, 03:07 PM	#93
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Pay it forward Wernher can't break us up. He has immense trouble handling a Muff Cabbage. Snookie wanted Smoosh Smoosh and Wern got a broken wing in the encounter. We don't want to injure him... again. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-30-13, 03:31 PM	#95
She-Wolf Watchdog Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hampshire UK Posts: 971 Downloads: 152 Uploads: 0	@ Armistead hmph! there ain't nuffin weak about womenfolk; we know how to get you lot jumping through hoops from birth to death, using your brawn and our brains - we're just kind-hearted enough to let you THINK you're in charge - and I take two spoonfuls of brown sugar in my coffee please ... __________________

01-31-13, 12:31 PM	#103
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I resemble that remark At my age I refuse to grow up. Armistead needs his linens changed because he hot racks with Seaman Stains and She-Wolf has been spiking his coffee with Ex-Lax. So, You might not want to wait too long. You can find some rubber gloves and clothes pins in the aft battery compartment. If you find the stench too much for those items, grab a re-breather out of the Con. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-31-13, 01:06 PM	#104
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Looks like I'll have to start reading this forum more often.