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Oh, man, another blast from 1970! That may very well have been the very first lolcat picture, though we didn't call them that.
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Its only kinky the first time......
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The mair yi ken
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Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is
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I always liked Sir Francis Bacon:
Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid. A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch and a miserable dinner. A little philosophy inclineth man's mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion. Friends are the thieves of time. He that hath knowledge spareth his words. |
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Even the lion has to defend himself against flies
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"Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongues." - Proverbs 17:28
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Cunning surpasses strength
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"Live every day as if it's your last. Because one day, you're going to be right."
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My uncle told me once when i stated unrealistic expectations...
"You can't pour syrup on sh.. (poop) and call 'em pancakes. He also said life is like a bucket of crap, you can either complain about the stink or use it as fertilizer. He is still alive in a craphole in Alabama, all love and respect to you Uncle Danny.
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Never eat too much, nor drink too little.
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Laita lapsi asialle, mene itse perässä.
Ask a child to do something and end up doing it yourself. Lapsen suusta kuulee totuuden. The truth is heard from a child's mouth. Lapsi on terve kun se leikkii, mutta sairas kun ei lopeta. A child is healthy when it plays and sick when it won't stop. Lukea kuin piru Raamattua To read like the Devil reads the Bible. To read something very carefully in order to find something wrong with it. Luulo ei ole tiedon väärti. Thinking is not as good as knowing. Maassa maan tavalla, tai maasta pois. When in a country, behave like it's behaved in the country or leave the country. Metsä on suomalaisen kirkko. The forest is a Finn's church. Mikäs pahan tappais, Jumala ei huoli ja piru ei pidä kiirutta. What would kill the evil, the God won't accept and the Devil doesn't rush. Minkä nuorena oppii, sen vanhana taitaa. That which you learn when young, you know when old. A variant of the previous: Minkä nuorena varastaa, sen vanhana omistaa. That which you steal when young, you own when old. Nostetaan kissa pöydälle. To raise a cat to the table. To start talking about something which needs to be talked about while everyone would rather just pretend it doesn't exist. On kuin kukko tunkiolla. Like a rooster on a garbage pile. When someone is arrogantly acting like a big boss. Peukalo keskellä kämmentä. (To have) a thumb in the middle of the hand. When you are not good at doing something practical such as carving. Routa porsaan kotiin ajaa. Ground frost will make the pig come back home. As in no need to worry, something will happen on its own eventually. Sopii kuin nyrkki silmään. Fits like a fist to the eye. Suku on pahin. The family is the worst. Suutarin lapsilla ei ole kenkiä. The shoemaker's children don't have shoes. Toimii kuin junan vessa. Works like a train's toilet. Tuli on hyvä renki, mutta huono isäntä. Fire is a good servant but a bad host. Tyhmästä päästä kärsii koko ruumis. The whole body suffers from a dumb head. Valheella on lyhyet jäljet. A lie has short tracks. Älä opeta poika isääs naimaan. Son, don't teach your father how to make love.
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Old enough to know better
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You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your relatives.
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Nine of us is as clever as all of us.
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