Why I don't trust trust

Oberon · 10-31-11, 02:22 PM

I mean, really, what is this trust thing all about?
I'll tell you what it's all about, it's a conspiracy by the US government to make us all trust each other and them, and then when we're least expecting it...blam, the aliens will all round us up and deport us all to FEMA death camps. It's all out there on the internet, all you got to do is look...but...can you trust the internet? The internet itself is a left wing conspiracy invented by Al Gore to fool us all into thinking that that Global Warming is real...but I know for a fact that Global Warming is just a cover up for the collectivization of the medical service under Obamas communist government.
But can you trust me? Because I myself am a conspiracy organised by Sailor Steve and Jimbuna at the last Subsim meet in order to hijack limos for their international crime syndicate as sponsored by Facebook and the German government.

The truth is out there...just don't trust it.

JU_88 · 10-31-11, 02:29 PM

Stop this disinformation at once, everyone knows we arent real, we are just the imagination of ourselves.

Raptor1 · 10-31-11, 02:30 PM

Lies, I see through this amateurishly transperant deception. You are but an agent of the federal hippie fascist communist government conspiracy attempting to make us trust trust, the internet and fast food restaurants by reverse psychology and poor strawmanism. This truth of yours is all a lie! All truth is a lie!

But you'll never take me alive!

nikimcbee · 10-31-11, 02:32 PM

@ Oberon:
I knew Jim was involved! sneaky bugga.

AVGWarhawk · 10-31-11, 02:34 PM

nikimcbee · 10-31-11, 02:50 PM

I like Scully.

Sailor Steve · 10-31-11, 02:58 PM

Brilliant! Just brilliant! And brilliant replies too.

But I was also told to trust no one. Do I dare ignore them and trust you? Do I dare trust them? Can I trust my own judgement? Can I trust myself enough to distrust my judgement?

I think it's time to turn off the internets and watch Doctor Who. Or maybe Dexter.

papa_smurf · 10-31-11, 03:27 PM

We all know were in a computer created digital world controlled by mcbee

CCIP · 10-31-11, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

STEED · 10-31-11, 03:50 PM

Next up...Alien probing.

JU_88 · 10-31-11, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I think it's time to turn off the internets and watch Doctor Who. Or maybe Dexter.

http://www.crossingthewhoniverse.com/

Sailor Steve · 10-31-11, 04:58 PM

I already own every original episode, and am currently watching the new version and its spinoffs on Amazon. Thanks for the kindness, though.

Platapus · 10-31-11, 07:40 PM

As Damon Runion (amongst others) said "Trust but verify"

Torplexed · 10-31-11, 07:47 PM

soopaman2 · 10-31-11, 07:58 PM

Watch out everyone!

Your TV?

Is really a telescreen. Your computer moniter too. (1984!)

Obama watches every minute of every security feed from every house personally.

Careful... You thought red light cams were bad.

10-31-11, 02:22 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Why I don't trust trust I mean, really, what is this trust thing all about? I'll tell you what it's all about, it's a conspiracy by the US government to make us all trust each other and them, and then when we're least expecting it...blam, the aliens will all round us up and deport us all to FEMA death camps. It's all out there on the internet, all you got to do is look...but...can you trust the internet? The internet itself is a left wing conspiracy invented by Al Gore to fool us all into thinking that that Global Warming is real...but I know for a fact that Global Warming is just a cover up for the collectivization of the medical service under Obamas communist government. But can you trust me? Because I myself am a conspiracy organised by Sailor Steve and Jimbuna at the last Subsim meet in order to hijack limos for their international crime syndicate as sponsored by Facebook and the German government. The truth is out there...just don't trust it.

10-31-11, 02:30 PM	#3
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Lies, I see through this amateurishly transperant deception. You are but an agent of the federal hippie fascist communist government conspiracy attempting to make us trust trust, the internet and fast food restaurants by reverse psychology and poor strawmanism. This truth of yours is all a lie! All truth is a lie! But you'll never take me alive! __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

10-31-11, 02:32 PM	#4
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	@ Oberon: I knew Jim was involved! sneaky bugga. __________________

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-31-11, 02:50 PM	#6
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I like Scully. __________________

10-31-11, 02:29 PM	#2
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Stop this disinformation at once, everyone knows we arent real, we are just the imagination of ourselves.

10-31-11, 02:58 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Brilliant! Just brilliant! And brilliant replies too. But I was also told to trust no one. Do I dare ignore them and trust you? Do I dare trust them? Can I trust my own judgement? Can I trust myself enough to distrust my judgement? I think it's time to turn off the internets and watch Doctor Who. Or maybe Dexter. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-31-11, 03:27 PM	#8
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	We all know were in a computer created digital world controlled by mcbee __________________

10-31-11, 03:50 PM	#10
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Next up...Alien probing. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-31-11, 04:58 PM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I already own every original episode, and am currently watching the new version and its spinoffs on Amazon. Thanks for the kindness, though. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-31-11, 07:40 PM	#13
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	As Damon Runion (amongst others) said "Trust but verify" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-31-11, 07:47 PM	#14
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0

10-31-11, 07:58 PM	#15
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Watch out everyone! Your TV? Is really a telescreen. Your computer moniter too. (1984!) Obama watches every minute of every security feed from every house personally. Careful... You thought red light cams were bad. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.