Why I love the United States - Page 2

CCIP · 09-14-11, 12:19 AM

...really?

Seriously Castout, what are you going on about? I appreciate the passion about freedom, but this has nothing to do with this thread and honestly rants like this really diminish your cause rather than help it - this isn't the place for it, and given what the discussion is about here, it makes what you say look silly and out of place. It's a thread about drinking beer from hooters. That's as deep as it's gonna get here, and I'd rather it stay that way. We need a bit of that in GT.

Sometimes you just need to relax and let people gloat in the joy of living in a country where people can still laugh at drinking booze from boobs, you know? It ain't a big political issue, just something to sit down to after a long day and have a good chuckle + a cold one. You should try it sometime.

Torplexed · 09-14-11, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Castout

If you guys are going downhill certainly you guys deserve it imo.

Thank you. Coasting is fun.

Seriously, this was a light-hearted tongue in cheek thread about questionable inventions that I think you read waaaayyy too much into. Save the "you're all doomed" dirges for the heavy threads.

Castout · 09-14-11, 12:32 AM

Ah this thread is a jest huh.

Never mind me then.

I need to write more on my blog but I'm so lazy so I guess I need to write it off somewhere

Torplexed · 09-14-11, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Castout

Ah this thread is a jest huh.

Sometimes it doesn't translate well. I have had a few Ukrainian immigrant co-workers in the past. Often I had to explain to them what on the office talk radio was sarcasm, a bluff or somebody actually being serious for once.

Eventually they started to figure it out by the context.

CCIP · 09-14-11, 12:38 AM

Yeah, no worries, I just thought it'd be obvious! I've made that mistake before

Save good points for somewhere that they'll be taken seriously though. Shame wasting a good argument on a silly thread

Now back to our regularly scheduled beer boinkers!

09-14-11, 02:11 AM

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Seriously, this was a light-hearted tongue in cheek thread about questionable inventions

Questionable?
Nothing questionable there, apart from quality of taste from plastic containers.

Penguin · 09-14-11, 05:57 AM

Why I hate America:

I admit there are things that are great in America. They have a great constitution, beautiful landscapes and brought us multitools, Ben & Jerry's and Chuck Berry.

However the rampant suppression of minorities and hate against people who are different is something I can not bear.

Who thinks of belly-ish challenged people like me?

What am I supposed to do? Put one onto my back? Get the female model, which makes me look like a transvestite or even worse: like a wine-drinker?

No, no, no: I demand that they make a buttcheeck model for people like me! We also want to smuggle our drinks into stadiums and festivals.
No justice, no peace!
People with beer bellies are humans, too!

Bilge_Rat · 09-14-11, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

God Bless America!

Platapus · 09-14-11, 04:26 PM

Well this thread went in a different direction than I intended.

the_tyrant · 09-14-11, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Well this thread went in a different direction than I intended.

these inventions are genius!
her tits gets smaller as she drinks, but if her partner drinks as well, the beer goggles cancel it out!

TarJak · 09-15-11, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

these inventions are genius!
her tits gets smaller as she drinks, but if her partner drinks as well, the beer goggles cancel it out!

Penguin · 09-15-11, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Well this thread went in a different direction than I intended.

aww, come on man, you know how GT threads go!

One good-but unfitting-in-this-context-post shouldn't count as derailing.- or as CCIP wrote:

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Shame wasting a good argument on a silly thread

Now back to our regularly scheduled beer boinkers!

So let's bring back the thread into shallow water, I already tried to do so in my previous post!

MothBalls · 09-15-11, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CCIP

Well, WineRack is now officially one of the greatest things this man has ever laid eyes on

I agree.

Do we have to use the straw or can we go straight to the source?

Where are we supposed to hide the smuggled in hot dogs?

Betonov · 09-15-11, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MothBalls

Where are we supposed to hide the smuggled in hot dogs?

Women can hide them in their erm....

sausage cellar

mookiemookie · 09-15-11, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Women can hide them in their erm....

sausage cellar

"I'll take one hot dog, Clinton-style."

09-14-11, 12:19 AM	#16
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	...really? Seriously Castout, what are you going on about? I appreciate the passion about freedom, but this has nothing to do with this thread and honestly rants like this really diminish your cause rather than help it - this isn't the place for it, and given what the discussion is about here, it makes what you say look silly and out of place. It's a thread about drinking beer from hooters. That's as deep as it's gonna get here, and I'd rather it stay that way. We need a bit of that in GT. Sometimes you just need to relax and let people gloat in the joy of living in a country where people can still laugh at drinking booze from boobs, you know? It ain't a big political issue, just something to sit down to after a long day and have a good chuckle + a cold one. You should try it sometime. __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

09-14-11, 12:32 AM	#18
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	Ah this thread is a jest huh. Never mind me then. I need to write more on my blog but I'm so lazy so I guess I need to write it off somewhere __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

09-14-11, 12:38 AM	#20
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Yeah, no worries, I just thought it'd be obvious! I've made that mistake before Save good points for somewhere that they'll be taken seriously though. Shame wasting a good argument on a silly thread Now back to our regularly scheduled beer boinkers! __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

09-14-11, 05:57 AM	#22
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Why I hate America: I admit there are things that are great in America. They have a great constitution, beautiful landscapes and brought us multitools, Ben & Jerry's and Chuck Berry. However the rampant suppression of minorities and hate against people who are different is something I can not bear. Who thinks of belly-ish challenged people like me? What am I supposed to do? Put one onto my back? Get the female model, which makes me look like a transvestite or even worse: like a wine-drinker? No, no, no: I demand that they make a buttcheeck model for people like me! We also want to smuggle our drinks into stadiums and festivals. No justice, no peace! People with beer bellies are humans, too! Last edited by Penguin; 09-14-11 at 06:20 AM. Reason: spällink

09-14-11, 04:26 PM	#24
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,395 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well this thread went in a different direction than I intended. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.