The Arabs are not happy!!!

kiwi_2005 · 06-21-11, 06:46 AM

They are not happy in Gaza.
They are not happy in the West.
They are not happy in Jerusalem.
They are not happy in Israel.
They are not happy in Egypt.
They are not happy in Libya.
They are not happy in Algeria.
They are not happy in Tunis.
They are not happy in Morocco.
They are not happy in Yemen.
They are not happy in Iraq.
They are not happy in Afghanistan.
They are not happy in Syria.
They are not happy in Lebanon.
They are not happy in Sudan.
They are not happy in Jordan.
They are not happy in Iran....

Where are the Arabs happy?

They are happy in England.
They are happy in France.
They are happy in Italy.
They are happy in Germany.
They are happy in Sweden.
They are happy in Holland.
They are happy in Belgium.
They are happy in Norway.
They are happy in the U.S..
They are happy in Australia.
They are happy in New Zealand.
They are happy in Romania.
They are happy in Hungary.

The Conclusion -

They are happy in any other country in the world providing it is not under Muslim rule.

And just who exactly do the Arabs blame for their situation ?
· Certainly Not Islam.
· Certainly Not their leadership.
· Certainly Not themselves.

Oh no ! They blame the very same countries in which they are all so happy to immigrate to.

This is so true ..... Democracy is really good for them!
/facepalm

kiwi_2005 · 06-21-11, 06:59 AM

I think the above is overrated the reason why they are not happy is because their boardgames suck!

the_tyrant · 06-21-11, 07:04 AM

in before skybird

Morts · 06-21-11, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

in before skybird

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Castout · 06-21-11, 07:16 AM

I smell racism?!

Frank is not happy.

kiwi_2005 · 06-21-11, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Castout

I smell racism?!

Frank is not happy.

Could you not see the funny side of my posts. I could change the Arab to my own race and still find it funny... Racist? Far from it. Break down the barriers and lets all laugh at each other

kiwi_2005 · 06-21-11, 07:43 AM

Just for you castout, as I dont wanna come across as a racists

Being part Maori heres some Maori jokes.

Q: What***8217;s black and white and rolls down a hill?
A: A Maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head.

Q: How many pall bearers do you need at a Maori funeral?
A: It only takes one person to push a wheelie bin

Q: You own a three-story house. The top floor is rented to a family of Maoris, the middle floor to Pakehas (European New Zealanders), and the basement is used as a rumpus room. One day, there***8217;s a massive earthquake and your entire house collapses. Who survived?
A: The Pakehas, they were at work.

Q: What did the Maori say to the Jew?
A: Heeebroo.

Q: How do you get ten Maoris into a mini?
A: Put some fish and chips in there.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them they have to pay.

Q: Why shouldn***8217;t you throw rocks at a Maori on a bike?
A: Cause the bikes probably yours.

Q: Why do flys have wings?
A: To beat the Maoris to the tip.

Q: Why does the tip have a fence?
A: To give the flies a chance.

Q: How can you tell when a Maori has lost his virginity?
A: You see it on Crimewatch.

Q: What does a Maori use for protection during sex?
A: A balaclava and a shotgun.

And last your typical Maori pub

NeonSamurai · 06-21-11, 08:16 AM

Last I looked many were not very happy in the west either

Skybird · 06-21-11, 08:32 AM

"There" they are not happy because of what Islam has turned their home countries into, and "here" they are not happy because Islam has not yet turned it into what Islam turned it into "there".

Strange people. Never happy. Maybe it is because the fruits of happiness are promised to them not for this life, but for the afterlife. All focus shifted from "this life" to the "beyond". Nietzsche condemned the church for having done so. He could as well have mentioned Muhammad.

06-21-11, 09:56 AM

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Last I looked many were not very happy in the west either

Take skybird for example, is he an arab?

MH · 06-21-11, 10:49 AM

Generally speaking Arab point of view is that there is nothing wrong with Arabs-the world is simply screwed up.
I say generally speaking because there are always deviations from the rule.
Sill the populist trend is as above usually well up kept by local ruling tribe/party.
in Europe probably some come to conclusion that their life suck because they are Arabs and not because they cant speak fluent language or have decent profession.
While native countryman will whine and moan an muslim can decide to return to extremism and wage jihad for example.
jihadist like to exploit this aspect of life.

Oberon · 06-21-11, 11:37 AM

In before Sk-dammit!

Ok, in before Obama then!

krashkart · 06-21-11, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

"There" they are not happy because of what Islam has turned their home countries into, and "here" they are not happy because Islam has not yet turned it into what Islam turned it into "there".

Strange people. Never happy. Maybe it is because the fruits of happiness are promised to them not for this life, but for the afterlife. All focus shifted from "this life" to the "beyond". Nietzsche condemned the church for having done so. He could as well have mentioned Muhammad.

Life wouldn't be all that much fun if people had to live under the assumption that their only reward comes to them after death.

Kinda reminds me of my teenage years for some reason...

EDIT:

"How is it that Oberon always gets here before I do?"

STEED · 06-21-11, 04:32 PM

The only reason Arabs come to the UK is to screw and get p***ed.

AngusJS · 06-21-11, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

They are not happy in Gaza.
They are not happy in the West.
They are not happy in Jerusalem.

Yeah, what on earth could they ever be unhappy about?

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They are not happy in Afghanistan.
They are not happy in Iran....

These are not Arab countries. And you're talking about facepalms?

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And just who exactly do the Arabs blame for their situation ?
· Certainly Not Islam.
· Certainly Not their leadership.

Wow. Isn't the Arab Spring showing that they in fact are blaming their leadership? All those protests in Egypt weren't in favor of Mubarak - you understand that, right?

06-21-11, 06:46 AM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	The Arabs are not happy!!! They are not happy in Gaza. They are not happy in the West. They are not happy in Jerusalem. They are not happy in Israel. They are not happy in Egypt. They are not happy in Libya. They are not happy in Algeria. They are not happy in Tunis. They are not happy in Morocco. They are not happy in Yemen. They are not happy in Iraq. They are not happy in Afghanistan. They are not happy in Syria. They are not happy in Lebanon. They are not happy in Sudan. They are not happy in Jordan. They are not happy in Iran.... Where are the Arabs happy? They are happy in England. They are happy in France. They are happy in Italy. They are happy in Germany. They are happy in Sweden. They are happy in Holland. They are happy in Belgium. They are happy in Norway. They are happy in the U.S.. They are happy in Australia. They are happy in New Zealand. They are happy in Romania. They are happy in Hungary. The Conclusion - They are happy in any other country in the world providing it is not under Muslim rule. And just who exactly do the Arabs blame for their situation ? · Certainly Not Islam. · Certainly Not their leadership. · Certainly Not themselves. Oh no ! They blame the very same countries in which they are all so happy to immigrate to. This is so true ..... Democracy is really good for them! /facepalm __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

06-21-11, 06:59 AM	#2
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	I think the above is overrated the reason why they are not happy is because their boardgames suck! __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

06-21-11, 07:04 AM	#3
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06-21-11, 07:16 AM	#5
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	I smell racism?! Frank is not happy. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

06-21-11, 07:43 AM	#7
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Just for you castout, as I dont wanna come across as a racists Being part Maori heres some Maori jokes. Q: What*8217;s black and white and rolls down a hill? A: A Maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head. Q: How many pall bearers do you need at a Maori funeral? A: It only takes one person to push a wheelie bin Q: You own a three-story house. The top floor is rented to a family of Maoris, the middle floor to Pakehas (European New Zealanders), and the basement is used as a rumpus room. One day, there8217;s a massive earthquake and your entire house collapses. Who survived? A: The Pakehas, they were at work. Q: What did the Maori say to the Jew? A: Heeebroo. Q: How do you get ten Maoris into a mini? A: Put some fish and chips in there. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tell them they have to pay. Q: Why shouldn*8217;t you throw rocks at a Maori on a bike? A: Cause the bikes probably yours. Q: Why do flys have wings? A: To beat the Maoris to the tip. Q: Why does the tip have a fence? A: To give the flies a chance. Q: How can you tell when a Maori has lost his virginity? A: You see it on Crimewatch. Q: What does a Maori use for protection during sex? A: A balaclava and a shotgun. And last your typical Maori pub __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.*

06-21-11, 08:16 AM	#8
NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Last I looked many were not very happy in the west either __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff

06-21-11, 08:32 AM	#9
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,609 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"There" they are not happy because of what Islam has turned their home countries into, and "here" they are not happy because Islam has not yet turned it into what Islam turned it into "there". Strange people. Never happy. Maybe it is because the fruits of happiness are promised to them not for this life, but for the afterlife. All focus shifted from "this life" to the "beyond". Nietzsche condemned the church for having done so. He could as well have mentioned Muhammad. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

06-21-11, 10:49 AM	#11
MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	Generally speaking Arab point of view is that there is nothing wrong with Arabs-the world is simply screwed up. I say generally speaking because there are always deviations from the rule. Sill the populist trend is as above usually well up kept by local ruling tribe/party. in Europe probably some come to conclusion that their life suck because they are Arabs and not because they cant speak fluent language or have decent profession. While native countryman will whine and moan an muslim can decide to return to extremism and wage jihad for example. jihadist like to exploit this aspect of life.

06-21-11, 11:37 AM	#12
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	In before Sk-dammit! Ok, in before Obama then!

06-21-11, 04:32 PM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The only reason Arabs come to the UK is to screw and get p***ed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!