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Old 05-31-11, 12:17 PM   #16
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Wonder if the balls came with...
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Old 05-31-11, 01:56 PM   #17
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Rent with the option to buy.
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Old 05-31-11, 01:58 PM   #18
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Old 05-31-11, 02:04 PM   #19
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Old 05-31-11, 05:28 PM   #20
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The warranty period has expired for this man.
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Old 05-31-11, 05:29 PM   #21
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No "Deposit" required, I trust.
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Old 05-31-11, 07:28 PM   #22
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Maybe she was a prostitute and he told her to keep the tip?


<crickets chirping>

I'll be sitting over there.

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This story is bringing back memories of the infamous 1993 John and Lorena Bobbit incident. Bobbit...what a weird coincidence that last name was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

How did the old joke go? She might have been crazy but after she was done with him, he was just plain nuts.
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Old 05-31-11, 08:03 PM   #24
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<crickets chirping>

I'll be sitting over there.

Love that Leper joke!!
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This should be the outcome of all guilty rapists.
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Old 05-31-11, 09:37 PM   #26
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No! after surgery he could come back with an extension!! No, off with his nuts!!
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Old 05-31-11, 10:08 PM   #28
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I think a lobotomy would be the best then they can just drool all day not like the thing is going to work after that.
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Old 06-01-11, 05:06 AM   #29
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No! after surgery he could come back with an extension!! No, off with his nuts!!
"extension" hell no
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Old 06-01-11, 07:49 AM   #30
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This story is bringing back memories of the infamous 1993 John and Lorena Bobbit incident. Bobbit...what a weird coincidence that last name was.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

How did the old joke go? She might have been crazy but after she was done with him, he was just plain nuts.
Didn't he later become a porn star?
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