5 Types Of Woman To Avoid - Page 2

Herr-Berbunch · 04-18-11, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Women...can't live with em...can't live without em

Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

Gerald · 04-18-11, 07:36 AM

The last-mentioned, does not belong to ordinary people doing stuff like that, moreover, there are other things that take

Jimbuna · 04-18-11, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

LOL

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-18-11, 08:46 AM

I will likely not have problems with these in near future. I know nice girl but I don't have courage to ask her to dinner.

Herr-Berbunch · 04-18-11, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

I will likely not have problems with these in near future. I know nice girl but I don't have courage to ask her to dinner.

Viina?

Gerald · 04-18-11, 08:55 AM

Talk with Dowly, he can give you good advice, what up

elephantium · 04-18-11, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Women...can't live with em...can't live without em

I can live with mine...

She's pretty rad though.

Falkirion · 04-18-11, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Talk with Dowly, he can give you good advice, what up

LOL

Vendor that's about the best advice I've ever heard. Kraznyi just ask her, the worst she can say is no and despite the pain of that word at times at least then you'll know if you had a shot in the first place and you wont be left wondering.

Platapus · 04-19-11, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

I will likely not have problems with these in near future. I know nice girl but I don't have courage to ask her to dinner.

Let me give you some advice on how I asked The Frau out for a first date.

You have to appeal to the woman's desire for safety and security. After you talk a bit and you can get her to some private place, stand behind her and put your arms around her waist snugly but not too tight. Hold her close and whisper gently but with manful confidence in to her ear

"Don't scream or I will kill you."

Works like a charm every time.

Of course, as I previously posted, it does make your second date a little more interesting.

frau kaleun · 04-19-11, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

it does make your second date a little more interesting.

In my case, that would be the one where the nice policer officer brings me into your hospital room and I say, "Yes, officer, that's the guy."

OTOH, they might just have to show me the pictures they took before they bandaged up your head and put you in traction.

yubba · 04-19-11, 05:24 PM

They may be all nice and sweet before I meet them, then they turn into monsters after. I think I may be a S_ _t magnet.

Jimbuna · 04-19-11, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Let me give you some advice on how I asked The Frau out for a first date.

You have to appeal to the woman's desire for safety and security. After you talk a bit and you can get her to some private place, stand behind her and put your arms around her waist snugly but not too tight. Hold her close and whisper gently but with manful confidence in to her ear

"Don't scream or I will kill you."

Works like a charm every time.

Of course, as I previously posted, it does make your second date a little more interesting.

LOL

nikimcbee · 04-19-11, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Let me give you some advice on how I asked The Frau out for a first date.

You have to appeal to the woman's desire for safety and security. After you talk a bit and you can get her to some private place, stand behind her and put your arms around her waist snugly but not too tight. Hold her close and whisper gently but with manful confidence in to her ear

"Don't scream or I will kill you."

Works like a charm every time.

Of course, as I previously posted, it does make your second date a little more interesting.

Got mace?

So p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-platapus, what is your favorite flavor of pepper spray?

nikimcbee · 04-19-11, 08:13 PM

Jim's dating machine:

Platapus · 04-19-11, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Got mace?

So p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-platapus, what is your favorite flavor of pepper spray?

I. HAD. JUST. GOTTEN. THAT. SONG. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD

04-18-11, 07:36 AM	#17
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	The last-mentioned, does not belong to ordinary people doing stuff like that, moreover, there are other things that take __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

04-18-11, 08:46 AM	#19
kraznyi_oktjabr Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Republiken Finland Posts: 1,803 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	I will likely not have problems with these in near future. I know nice girl but I don't have courage to ask her to dinner. __________________ You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. - Dr. House

04-18-11, 08:55 AM	#21
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Talk with Dowly, he can give you good advice, what up __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

04-19-11, 08:13 PM	#29
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yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	They may be all nice and sweet before I meet them, then they turn into monsters after. I think I may be a S_ _t magnet.